Thursday Links: Crappy Grenade Throwing, Nicole Richie is a Zombie, Kirstie Alley is *gasp* Large, SLASH plays the Blues, SIXX AM, Brianna is falling

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This soldier SUCKS at throwing grenades...




Betcha he gets picked last every time for "who wants to be in MY foxhole"...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Holy Shit! Zombies! Oh..wait. It's Nicole Richie (Drunken Stepfather)



You get ONE guess...and you'll be kicking yourself if you don't get it right





OMG. What is that? (WWTDD)



like ummm... remember when she looked like THIS???



2010 Lamborghini Murciélago Rev-Air Roadster...and a hot-ass Bikini Babe (Bullz-Eye)



Jayden Cole is the naughtiest teacher you'd ever want to stay after class with (FreakshowPlanet)



Dirty Dozen: College Girls at Their Best (The Campus Throne)



Leggy Rebecca Lynn Likes to lose her Lingerie (z0d)



Detroit bans lap dances in strip clubs; let the exodus begin (Guyism)



Roxanna...you don't have to put on your pink robe... get it? Police song? Roxanne? echh (Dailyniner)



How To Keep Your Grandparents Safe Online (UPROXX)



Tim Burton Remakes "Weekend At Bernie's (Babelgum)



Self-Correcting Dominos? So Awesome. (Today's Big Thing)



Biblical Mushroom Trip (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

The one and only SLASH from GNR and VELVET REVOLVER is jamming on some classic BB King in Sherman Oaks:



He's also apparently trying to quit smoking by chewing on guitar picks.

and because we fucking feel like it, here's a video by Nikki Sixx's band, SIXX AM:



"Accidents Can Happen" was the fourth single from The Heroin Diaries Soundtrack, and we thought the video was nifty. Suck it.

Sexy, slender FOUNDRY CAMS babe Brianna Frost fell off her stripper pole...AGAIN:



Yeah, that's right. this has happened before.

Busty brunette Isis Taylor from Twistys wore an itsy-bitsy, teensy-weensy, sorta-polka-dot-bikini...



.actually, it was more like a dress, and it wasn't on for very long.

This disembodied pair of boobs stuffed into a tight pink shirt belongs to a Latina named Jazmyn.



If it's any consolation, that shirt doesn't stay on very long.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, German Drunk with a fake Gun, SEBASTIAN BACH live in Finland, John Corabi rocks MOTLEY CRUE in Nashville, Erica Campbell and Jamie Lynn Topless

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cameron Gold and Kristy Lust:

RateMyWOW: CAMERON GOLD
RateMyWOW: KRISTY LUST

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When wandering around drunk through the streets of Berlin:

Try to keep your fake gun/lighter in your pocket so you don't get your ass kicked - like this guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Leighton Meester's skinny legs in a tiny black dress
(Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat and Lola are making Lots of Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Andrenia Samudio (Bullz-Eye)

Lucsious Latina Lupe Fuentes and the Luckiest Glass Dildo Ever (Daily Niner)

7 Tips to get your next Promotion (Made Man)

Stunningly Beautiful Playboy Playmate Heather (FreakshowPlanet)

Hottest Crazy Women on Film (Made Man)

25 People Playing with Fire (Holy Taco)

Top 194 Geeky Christmas Trees and Ornaments 2009 (Walyou)

21 Busty Girls Making Their Friends Invisible (Manofest)

A Women’s Soccer Team You’d Pay Attention To (Yep Yep)

End Of the World parody (College Humor)

10 Wackiest Houses Around The World (Yep Yep)

Set your eyes to stunned, it's Maxim's sexy new Olivia Munn Gallery (Maxim)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Beautiful, busty Erica Campbell has a religious objection to underwear:

Thank GOD, because that is a body that was made to be nekkid.

Speaking of large-breasted beauties, this is Jamie Lynn and she's got itchy undies:

You know, because why ELSE would she be yanking them off?

Our buddy our pal SEBASTIAN BACH has a new band and premiered some new material in Finland:

He'll be hitting the road with GUNS N' ROSES early in 2010.

Remember JOHN CORABI? He's been in MÖTLEY CRÜE, UNION, RATT, and THE SCREAM:

He's in Nashville, rockin' "Hooligan's Holiday" from the 1994 Mötley Crüe release.

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

John Corabi performs MÖTLEY CRÜE's "Hooligan's Holiday" LIVE in Nashville
Isis Taylor Lifts Up Her Lace Bra
Drunk German with a Fake Gun gets tackled by Police
Jamie Lynn Peels Off Her Lace Lingerie
SEBASTIAN BACH: "Live the Life" LIVE in Finland
Erica Campbell Loses Her Black Lace Lingerie

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