Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




There's a first time for everthing, apparently...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.

Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.

Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.

Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...

Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Thursday Links: Snake on a Windshield, Utility Pole Fireworks, Mystery Boobs Galore, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE live in Baltimore, Jamie Bradford, Aletta Ocean

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Get this motherf***in' snake off my motherf***in' windshield!




Get it? It's a Winshield VIPER! Eh? Eh? Ecchhh.

Speeding Car + Utility Pole = Instant Fireworks Display!




OK, sure...there's that li'l issue of a seriously injured driver, but ... LOOK! SPARKLIES!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and moaning on the other hand, IS..so why not knock it off)





Well golly gee! Whose silver-wrapped boobies could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)



...here's a li'l hint...if you click here, you can watch her nailing her ex-husband on a boat





Whuzzis??? Anudder pair of mystery boobs? (WWTDD)



...ok, this one's not so hard...she's only on the cover of EVERY tabloid magazine...



Get Ripped, Shredded, Lean, and all that good stuff (Bullz-Eye)



Kyla Cole is showing off her no-no hole (FreakshowPlanet)



Hidden Tragedies Behind Five Classic Superheroes (Gunaxin)



Arianna Leigh has some Large Areolas (z0d)



RL Stine is getting Lazy (College Humor)



Giselle Monet sucks on the Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)



Murray the Nut’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 3 (FunnyCrave)



World’s First Sound System for Pets is Unleashed (The Bachelor Guy)



How-to: Throw the Ultimate College Party (The Campus Throne)



Remember this Mountain Dew commercial from 1985? (I Heart Chaos)




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that the only way you can boost your self esteem is to embrace people who have less than you do. Impressive.)

How do them guys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE maintain their ability to hear after a show like this?



Oh wait, EARPLUGS. Duh.

YOung Jamie Bradford from PLAYBOY's ALL Naturals loves Mexican food and exercising....



NOT at the same time though.

Hungarian hottie Aletta Ocean from Twistys shows off alotta skin in this clip...



Her broken English and surgically-enhanced boobs are what all guys dream about. We think.

Naturally large-breasted New Yorker Jennique from COSMID has 34F-sized hooters...



and THIS is what they look like falling out of her bra in slow-motion.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, German Drunk with a fake Gun, SEBASTIAN BACH live in Finland, John Corabi rocks MOTLEY CRUE in Nashville, Erica Campbell and Jamie Lynn Topless

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Cameron Gold and Kristy Lust:

RateMyWOW: CAMERON GOLD
RateMyWOW: KRISTY LUST

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When wandering around drunk through the streets of Berlin:

Try to keep your fake gun/lighter in your pocket so you don't get your ass kicked - like this guy.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, however...is killing us. Consider burning it off)

Leighton Meester's skinny legs in a tiny black dress
(Drunken Stepfather)

Eufrat and Lola are making Lots of Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Andrenia Samudio (Bullz-Eye)

Lucsious Latina Lupe Fuentes and the Luckiest Glass Dildo Ever (Daily Niner)

7 Tips to get your next Promotion (Made Man)

Stunningly Beautiful Playboy Playmate Heather (FreakshowPlanet)

Hottest Crazy Women on Film (Made Man)

25 People Playing with Fire (Holy Taco)

Top 194 Geeky Christmas Trees and Ornaments 2009 (Walyou)

21 Busty Girls Making Their Friends Invisible (Manofest)

A Women’s Soccer Team You’d Pay Attention To (Yep Yep)

End Of the World parody (College Humor)

10 Wackiest Houses Around The World (Yep Yep)

Set your eyes to stunned, it's Maxim's sexy new Olivia Munn Gallery (Maxim)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only tail you'll get is attached to your dog)

Beautiful, busty Erica Campbell has a religious objection to underwear:

Thank GOD, because that is a body that was made to be nekkid.

Speaking of large-breasted beauties, this is Jamie Lynn and she's got itchy undies:

You know, because why ELSE would she be yanking them off?

Our buddy our pal SEBASTIAN BACH has a new band and premiered some new material in Finland:

He'll be hitting the road with GUNS N' ROSES early in 2010.

Remember JOHN CORABI? He's been in MÖTLEY CRÜE, UNION, RATT, and THE SCREAM:

He's in Nashville, rockin' "Hooligan's Holiday" from the 1994 Mötley Crüe release.

Our fantastic FOUNDRY CAMS girls Shanelle and Cherry are getting wet and hosing down their FoundryMusic shirts. TAKING DAWN supplies the soundtrack.
The girls provide the boobies.

CLICK ON SHANELLE TO SEE HER GET WET!

(and now to recap... because our brains retain material like strainers)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

John Corabi performs MÖTLEY CRÜE's "Hooligan's Holiday" LIVE in Nashville
Isis Taylor Lifts Up Her Lace Bra
Drunk German with a Fake Gun gets tackled by Police
Jamie Lynn Peels Off Her Lace Lingerie
SEBASTIAN BACH: "Live the Life" LIVE in Finland
Erica Campbell Loses Her Black Lace Lingerie

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Monday Links: Drunk Girl In a Tub, Ferrari vs. Bulldozer, Link Love, Bruce Springsteen Slip-Up in Michigan, Poodles at Firefest, Nina Mercedes

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub



Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that's a nice Ferrari, isn't it?




Keep watching. It doesn't stay very nice for very long.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Eliza Dushku has trucker butt!(Drunken Stepfather)

..and you know if you want see Eliza Dushku totally naked, make with the clicky-clicky.

Veronika is Very Innocent...until she takes off her shorts (z0d)



TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)



Uma Stone is ... is... oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)



5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)



'Dancing With the Stars' Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)



Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)



Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]



'Twilight' STD Spoof (Comedy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sexy Latina Nina Mercedez is taking her top off and whoa boy...



and umm... we're totally derailed now. go watch Nina's hardcore footage too.

Keeping with the bosoms, let's take a look-see at PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jamie Graham:



She's young, possibly-dumb, and full of... um, bosom. Goddamn, we got nothing. Just look at her.

From nipple-slips to on-stage slip-ups, how could we NOT point out Bruce Springsteen's slip up at the Palace at Auburn Hills:



Good evening, Ohio! Err, Detroit. Fuck.

Turning to the slightly-obscure, check out Swedish Melodic rockers The POODLES:



That's "Caroline" LIVE at Firefest 6 in the UK. Why? Because we CAN.

aaaand Back to Boobies with Ann Angel and her great tan lines...



Nina's dancing alone in her room... and lotioning up her boobies. she's doing other stuff too... naughty stuff.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!



(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Jamie Graham Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

THE POODLES: Caroline LIVE at Firefest 6

Ann Angel Dances Topless In Her Room

Bruce Springsteen yells Good Evening Ohio while on Stage in Michigan

Nina Mercedes Takes Off Her Tan Dress

Ferrari loses control and hits Bulldozer

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Wednesday Links: Evil 2 Liter Gets Revenge, Forklift Driver Demolishes Warehouse, KISS live in New Orleans, Lots O' Links, Capri Cavalli, Jamie Graham, and Kayla Collins all make the sexy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This evil 2 liter bottle of soda didn't appreciate being mixed with Mentos:

and it went for its revenge on the poor unsuspecting lad.

If you haven't seen this Russian forklift driver destroying over $150k in Cognac and Vodka...

Just click above. OK, now you've seen it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Kelly Brook is Topless in Her New Play (Drunken Stepfather)
Meh...who cares? Kelly Brook got naked on camera before and HERE's THE PROOF!

Pamela Sweet, a badass bike, and the luckiest silver vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Rayvoness is mushing her boobs together (z0d)

Gemma Massey is Oh...So...Sassy. OK, so it Rhymes (Freakshow Planet)

What If Richard Simmons was a Pickup Artist? (FunnyCrave)

Top 5 Unintentionally Disturbing Viagra Ads (Gunaxin)

Actual Premise: Retarded Church Orphan MMA Fighter (FilmDrunk)

Hot Chicks Love the TOP GUN Song (Holy Taco)

Is Your Name Dave? (Unstructured)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

If you can manage to pick your jaw up off the floor, take a look at Capri Cavalli making out with Katalin Kiraly:

Of course the action gets a lot steamier. we just can't show you here.

Those two lucky girls Danielle and Leslie are surfing the web and making the sexy:

Wouldn't you know it, Leslie can get her whole hand into a tight space. How's THAT for subtle?

From boobies to bands, let's check out KISS, who are out on tour now:

That's the show opening and "Deuce" live at the Voodoo Experience festival.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Kayla Collins from PLAYBOY:

She's sooooo happy to be shooting her new video...and to be getting naked.

One more for good measure, right? Everyone say hi to PLAYBOY hottie Jamie Graham, who just loves to stay clean.

you know, because she's feeling herself up in the shower.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
2 Liter Soda Bottle Gets Revenge
Leslie and Danielle Web Surfing and Making Out
KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE at Voodoo Experience Festival
Jamie Graham Takes A Shower
Russian Forklift Driver Smashes $150k in Cognac & Vodka
Kayla Collins PLAYBOY video shoot

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