Thursday Links: Lousy Brazilian Drivers, New Freddy Krueger clip, Kate Hudson's New Hooters, Catherine Zeta-Jones Nude in Allure, New OZZY single, Steve Vai and Mary J Blige Cover Zeppelin, Shione Cooper and Eva Evangelina Show their goods

Tax Day? Wait, wuzzat? Heh. If only.
Spend some of that hard-earned federal refund and blow it on women, booze, and hotel rooms... that'll stimulate the economy reeeeel nice.

More girls = More fun it's written in the adultery handbook somewhere...so have an affair and stimulate yourself...and the economy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

A Brazilian motorcyclist goes for a tumble over a car hood...


Brazil is great for one thing... and it ain't driving skills...just ask Mike!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

This clip from the upcoming re-make of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET shows us a bit more of Kentucky-fried Krueger, as played by Jackie Earle Haley:


Will new Michael-Bay produced version do justice to the original A Nightmare on Elm Street Sers? Only time will tell, kids.


Kate Hudson got herself Breast Implants (WWTDD)

because honestly if you've seen her naked nubs before...you'd know she was in need.


Catherine Zeta-Jones is Nude in Allure (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is slightly more classy than every other time we've seen Catherine Zeta-Jones nude..

Chick Fights: A Photo Tribute (FunnyCrave)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Alana Cragin is Makin us all kinds of happy in the pants (Freakshow Planet)

Melissa Jacobs from PENTHOUSE is a naked li'l Devil who isn't afraid to pull out her pitchfork and pull back her panties (Dailyniner)

Dogs and Cats Review the iPad (GammaSquad)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

Five Facebook Rules To Live By (UPROXX)

Angie and Brianna are totally naked and totally friendly (z0d)

Win the Red Truck From OK Go's 'This Too Shall Pass' Video (URLesque)

The Jumbo Flask. Think of it as a Big Gulp for Booze (The Bachelor Guy)

Eva Amurri Proves that Nepotism is Awesome (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our old pal OZZY OSBOURNE has a new single called "Let Me Hear you Scream":

OZZY's new disc, "Scream" is set to hit stores on June 12, 2010 via Epic Records. Sounds like Ozzy to us. Whatchoo think?

Taking a slight turn toward the mellow, MARY J. BLIGE decided to take on LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course she had a little help from STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI...and RANDY JACKSON, let's not forget him.

From rock to racks...

Sexy Czech and busty bombshell Shione Cooper is working out her massive chest:

Evidently, she's never seen a Thighmaster commercial.

and from Boobs, we move on to Bath time...

Adult film starlet Eva Evangelina must be a very very busty gal:

Becuase apparently the only time she can grant interviews is while she's taking a bath...not that we're objecting...nosiree!

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Happy Birthday Anthony! Patrice Oneal, New O&A video, Animation Festival - Show us your progress, Prison Bitch Movies,

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Randy Couture, Pat Cooper, Animation Festival - Show us your progress, Prison Bitch Movies, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's Thursdee, kids? Read any good bullshit stories lately? Just curious... thanks to Mike from FMQB for doing some investigating....

Anyway, on the non-fabricated version of the Opie and Anthony Show, we'll be hanging with MMA fighter Randy Couture, who is promoting the new David Mamet film, Redbelt. Also stopping by the show is our buddy, comedian Pat Cooper, who is doing his very own Paltalk Show.



...speaking of Paltalk...

If you want to see any of this really famous, funny and attractive people LIVE, in-studio... All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 1

Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 2

Best Ass Contestants - Day 1

Best Ass Contestants - Day 2

Best Ass Contestants - Day 3

Best Ass Contestants - Day 4

speaking of girls you'd like to drool all over...

Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As we learned last week, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

Click the GTA4 box to order yours now!

You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)

speaking of our comedian buddies...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

Put down that pan of Rice Krispies treats you're scarfing down, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Drunk College Girl Smacks Her head Into A Wall

Nikki Dances On Webcam In A Thong

Spring Break Back Flip Ends Badly

Kerie Hart Dances In Tight Cotton Panties

Motorcycle Vs. Back Of Car

Sexy Teen Webcam Compilation

Baseball Brawl - Yankees Fans vs. Red Sox Fans

Hot Teen Booty Dance On Webcam

Arm Vs. Sidewalk - Motorcycle Safety PSA

Belly Flop Off A Pier

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