Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Weekend Opie and Anthony Links: Download The O&A Show, Old School O&A Video, Get Your GTA 4, Prison Bitch Movies

Nothing like a little weekend updatin' for a rainy weekend in late April (well, in New York, at least...those of you in more pleasing climates can go outside, ride a bike, go for a jog, or do any other number of strenuous things that you might enjoy.

As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE:




Download the O&A Show 4/25/2008 (Anthony's Birthday, Patrice Oneal, Louis CK, Erik Loves Bacon!)

Download the O&A Show 4/24/2008 (Randy Couture, Pat Cooper, Prison Bitch Movies)


Download the O&A Show 4/23/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday,Colin Quinn, Prison Bitch Movies)

Download the O&A Show 4/22/2008 (Edward Norton, Chelsea Handler, Belly dancing)


Download the O&A Show 4/21/2008

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Porno Chick Humor On The O&A Show

Vivid Girls Cassidey and Raylene play with one another

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 1

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 2

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 3

Rat Eating Extravaganza - Part 4

Patrice Oneal's Favorite Porn: In case you missed Friday's Show, Patrice Oneal was kind enough to show us what kind of adult entertainment he spends money on, and we've been enlightened to the following:



Round And Brown

Ghetto Gaggers

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

speaking of girls that make your happy parts happy...

Buxom blone Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her ripped-up STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As you have heard by now, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

It's available this Tuesday, but if you want yours NOW... Click the GTA4 box to order it online!

You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)

speaking of our comedian buddies...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Happy Birthday Anthony! Patrice Oneal, New O&A video, Animation Festival - Show us your progress, Prison Bitch Movies,

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Randy Couture, Pat Cooper, Animation Festival - Show us your progress, Prison Bitch Movies, New Videos Online

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

It's Thursdee, kids? Read any good bullshit stories lately? Just curious... thanks to Mike from FMQB for doing some investigating....

Anyway, on the non-fabricated version of the Opie and Anthony Show, we'll be hanging with MMA fighter Randy Couture, who is promoting the new David Mamet film, Redbelt. Also stopping by the show is our buddy, comedian Pat Cooper, who is doing his very own Paltalk Show.



...speaking of Paltalk...

If you want to see any of this really famous, funny and attractive people LIVE, in-studio... All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 1

Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 2

Best Ass Contestants - Day 1

Best Ass Contestants - Day 2

Best Ass Contestants - Day 3

Best Ass Contestants - Day 4

speaking of girls you'd like to drool all over...

Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As we learned last week, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

Click the GTA4 box to order yours now!

You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)

speaking of our comedian buddies...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

Put down that pan of Rice Krispies treats you're scarfing down, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Drunk College Girl Smacks Her head Into A Wall

Nikki Dances On Webcam In A Thong

Spring Break Back Flip Ends Badly

Kerie Hart Dances In Tight Cotton Panties

Motorcycle Vs. Back Of Car

Sexy Teen Webcam Compilation

Baseball Brawl - Yankees Fans vs. Red Sox Fans

Hot Teen Booty Dance On Webcam

Arm Vs. Sidewalk - Motorcycle Safety PSA

Belly Flop Off A Pier

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Edward Norton and Earth Day, Chelsea Handler, Dan Naturman, Animation Festival - Show us your progress, Prison Bitch M

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Earth Day, kiddies! The environmentally-conscious, hybrid-driving staff of the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is ready to raise awareness about climate change, deforestation, Jim Norton's farts, or anything else you feel is affecting God's cherished Earth... because we're all about giving, as you know. Today we'll be speaking with our buddy, Edward Norton about going green. He's all about going green, you know... so much so that he's agreed to play The Incredible HULK, who is also green... as luck would have it. Also stopping by is the one and only Chelsea Handler, who is going to give us lessons in etiquette... or maybe it was cocktail mixing. Finally, our comedian pal Dan Naturman is going to stop by and share in the loveliness that is the O&A Show, and perhaps even offer up some comedy.

Want to see any of this really famous and attractive people LIVE, in-studio? OF COURSE YOU DO!. All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:



Ilsa The Wicked Warden

Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia

Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks

The Swinging Barmaids

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman

Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.

OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:



Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 1

Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 2

Best Ass Contestants - Day 1

Best Ass Contestants - Day 2

Best Ass Contestants - Day 3

Best Ass Contestants - Day 4

speaking of girls you'd like to drool all over...

Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

Opie and Anthony Staff in Grand Theft Auto IV: As we learned last week, the crew of the O&A Show offered up their voices for the new Grand Theft Auto IV, which is the most visually impressive, exciting game we have EVER seen!

Click the GTA4 box to order yours now!

You can also listen to Jim Norton attempt to play GTA 4 for the first time (video link - audio only though)

speaking of our comedian buddies...

Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!


Click the pic to order it now!

We're obsessed with the The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters documentary. Video game geeks RULE, don't they?

Click the pic to order now!

Put down that family-sized pan of baked ziti, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Selena Spice Rolling Around In Bed

Travis Barker - FLOW RIDA - 'Low' Remix

Topless Hotties Making Out In The Club

Chubby Blond Girl Steps In Dog Crap and Vomits

Veronica Zemanova Topless In A White Thong

Hot Blond Babe Strips Naked On Webcam

Barack Obama Gives Hillary Clinton the Finger?

Webcam Hottie in a Tiny Red Thong

Social networking websites are burning up the internet...so get a hose... or JOIN US:

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