Religious Girl Faints, Jenna Jameson is Nuts, Adrianne Curry Twitter Flashing, Piranha 3D Trailer, New Last Airbender Trailer, Jayme Langford, Claire Dames

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Religious zealot at a secular school in Texas hits the deck during her preachy graduation speech:


...evidently God was too busy to catch her.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The one and only Richard Dreyfuss is going back to the water to battle angry fish in PIRANHA 3-D:


...only this time, he's bringing Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Elisabeth Shue, and Doc Brown himself...Christopher Lloyd.

Jenna Jameson is Insane and Always Has Been (WWTDD)

But come ON...We're not watching Jenna for stability...we're watching her get naked and bang. As long as we're being honest.


Adrianne Curry is flashing her cans on Twitter...again (Drunken Stepfather)

Which is no biggie because we have seen Adrianne Curry's boobs a bazillion times... or maybe you haven't? Eh, click it

First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive 'Iron Man 2' Clip (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and there's nothing wrong with that (Dailyniner)

Iron Manly (starring Joe DeRosa) (atom)

The Seven Manliest Films From John Carpenter (Gunaxin)

The 10 Coolest Roadside Attractions in the US (Guyism)

Puma Swede is Pulling Up Her Purple Dress (z0d)

A Los Angeles Dodgers Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

The Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hosteses (The Bachelor Guy)

Hollywood Sign Saved by Naked Girls and Cocaine (FilmDrunk)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Danish hard rock? INDEED! PRETTY MAIDS still think it's 1989, apparently:

The band has been around for nineteen years... but they're Danish. So it's OK if you don't know who they are.

from bands to benders...

The latest trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender is filled with all kinds of CGI goodness:


...and it's filled with all kinds of bending... earth, air, fire water, all CGI and Bendy.

From airbending we move on to... bosoms!

Curvy adult starlet Claire Dames oiled up her booty for the kind folks at Big Wet Asses:

and you want the filthy? Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!

and from Bosoms, we move to MORE bosoms!

We're usually not big on redheaded girls, but Jayme Langford is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted:

and then make a malted on her face because it looks like she's into that kind of thing.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Drunk Guy vs. Flip-Flops, Runaway Saw Blade, Keifer's doing Dandy, Mystery Knockers, WINGER is still alive, Shyla Styles, Busty Ellen, and Katie Fey

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

There were some really amazing bands at the Coachella festival this week..


...but the real fun was watching this drunkard struggle with his flip-flops.

Umm, pay no attention to that runaway saw blade racing through your front lawn...


...yeah, the one that just ripped a three foot hole in the side of your house...*whistles and walks away*

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Keifer Sutherland is doing GREAT! (WWTDD)


Gee, whose silicone-injected boobs could these be? (Drunken Stepfather)

umm, could they belong to a former PLAYBOY playmate who has had more work done than the Statue of Liberty?

Esteemed Character Actor Considers Suicide Over Latest Career 'Low' (Asylum)

Alexis Texas Has the nicest ass in ...Detroit? (Freakshow Planet)

Ten Kick Ass Gadgets Not Called the iPad (Bullz-Eye)

shyla Jennings Isn't Shy about Showing Off Her Boobies (Dailyniner)

Brian Posehn - This Guy Loves “Fart And Wiener Jokes” (COMEDY)

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, The Game (HEAVY)

50 Green Apps That Make Every Day Earth Day (The Bachelor Guy)

*GASP!* Christine Veronica isn't wearing anything! (well, a shirt maybe) (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

Top 10: Weirdest Political Parties (Apoliticus)

Bird Loves House Music (CollegeHumor)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

Shocking but true: the guys in WINGER are still alive, and people are still paying to see them live:

"Down Incognito" Live in Dudley, UK... they're touring behind their new disc Karma, which of course, we used in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.

From rock we move to racks...

when busty blond Shyla Styles from Big Wet Asses isn't doing humanitarian work, she likes to dance around in heels and cover her ass in baby oil:

and if you want to see the full hardcore clip, you can check out BIG WET ASSES - on Demand Now.

Move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you

How the hell does 18 year old Busty Ellen manage to haul around a 34G-sized chest:

Young, Tight, large-chested, and has a huge collection of lucky sex gadgets!

Moving to the high(er) brow, we take a peek at Jenya D (aka Katie Fey) who not only has excellent taste in transparent clothes...

and fortunately for you fellas...she has excellent taste in women as well.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Sweet Victoria - Stupid Girl

Why do we love sending our ENORMOUS old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because it never ceases to amaze us what the girls can make with a black T-shirt that's three sizes too big.
Brooke and Sweet Victoria, who you have seen in numerous other videos, have tailored their shirts into a makeshift vest and miniskirt, respectively. Neither outfit stays on very long, because... well, why would it?
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Thanks to Jon for the editing.
...and of course, thanks to Sweet Victoria and Brooke for the eye candy.

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Then, once you've regained some sense of composure head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Sweet Victoria 1-on-1 now!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Get some FRAMING HANLEY online at Amazon now:

Or get some FRAMING HANLEY at iTunes:

You can see Sweet Victoria and Brooke in these other FOUNDRY CAMS videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer (w/ LYNCH MOB)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria and Brooke are your 'Addiction' (w/ DOPE and ZAKK WYLDE)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Rocks Out in her STAY COZY shirt (w/ HADES)

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke has Looks, Licks, and a nice set of... (w/ Rob Balducci)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER (w/ HINDER)

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FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls rock out to FRAMING HANLEY

When FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in. We had our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls Gisele, Silvia, Jesse Jo and Dahlia send in some videos of them licking their all-day-suckers. The end result will have you salivating for the rest of the day.



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS LICK...THEIR LOLLIPOPS

Once you mop up that massive puddle of drool you're sitting in, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Gisele, Silvia, Jesse Jo, and Dahlia LIVE on cam!

Thanks again to our buds in FRAMING HANLEY for the song.

You can also Download FRAMING HANLEY on iTunes NOW!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

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