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Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Go out this weekend and fornicate with a two friendly ...and promiscuous gals:
Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'...Beer is for college kids. Booze and Adultery is for grown-ups.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
The fights that break out AFTER a soccer game are often more entertaining than the games themselves:
This brawl happens to be between a bunch of Mexicans and Angolans in Houston, TX
Honey, if your pain threshold is THIS low...
you just might want to reconsider getting that tattoo.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lady Gaga Sure is Friendly (WWTDD)
Holy Shit! Ghost!!! (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh wait, sorry... it's just Mischa Barton. Wearing WAY too much makeup.
July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day! (FunnyCrave)
The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)
On a scale of 1 to 10, Heather Vandeven is...an Eleven (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with porn star Sasha Grey (Bullz-Eye)
Jamie and Breanne go nipple-to-nipple in this Military Photo Shoot (Dailyniner)
Go To Bed With A TEN Wake Up With A TWO. (Campus Socialite)
K900 Hybrid Grill: Think of it as a Sports Car For Your Patio (The Bachelor Guy)
Jenn Anh Nguyen's Boobs are SO big, she has to hold them up so they don't fall off (z0d)
You had me at "Joe Pesci plays a pimp" (FilmDrunk)
The Walking Dead Are Coming, Grab an Axe (Dave and Thomas)
21 Animals Riding Other Animals (Maxim)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
You know, when Scott Weiland is coherent and not falling down, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS is a pretty great band live:
again, we stress...when Weiland is coherent. How often is that? Ehhh, we dunno.
The guys in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets!) and this is their gig in Glens Falls, NY:
METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?
From grunge bands to great big boobies...
ultra-buxom Busty Ellen is wearing a plaid bra...but not for long:
You see when you have 34G-sized boobs, you're morally obligated to take your clothes off and play with yourself...because your country wants you to. No matter what country you're from.
hard-bodied Sasha Von can't get nude fast enough:
and who could blame her? she's working on her site to pay her way through school... so more naked = more college!
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))
There were some really amazing bands at the Coachella festival this week..
...but the real fun was watching this drunkard struggle with his flip-flops.
Umm, pay no attention to that runaway saw blade racing through your front lawn...
...yeah, the one that just ripped a three foot hole in the side of your house...*whistles and walks away*
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Keifer Sutherland is doing GREAT! (WWTDD)
Gee, whose silicone-injected boobs could these be? (Drunken Stepfather)
umm, could they belong to a former PLAYBOY playmate who has had more work done than the Statue of Liberty?
Esteemed Character Actor Considers Suicide Over Latest Career 'Low' (Asylum)
Alexis Texas Has the nicest ass in ...Detroit? (Freakshow Planet)
Ten Kick Ass Gadgets Not Called the iPad (Bullz-Eye)
shyla Jennings Isn't Shy about Showing Off Her Boobies (Dailyniner)
Brian Posehn - This Guy Loves “Fart And Wiener Jokes” (COMEDY)
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, The Game (HEAVY)
50 Green Apps That Make Every Day Earth Day (The Bachelor Guy)
*GASP!* Christine Veronica isn't wearing anything! (well, a shirt maybe) (z0d)
Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)
Top 10: Weirdest Political Parties (Apoliticus)
Bird Loves House Music (CollegeHumor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)
Shocking but true: the guys in WINGER are still alive, and people are still paying to see them live:
"Down Incognito" Live in Dudley, UK... they're touring behind their new disc Karma, which of course, we used in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.
From rock we move to racks...
when busty blond Shyla Styles from Big Wet Asses isn't doing humanitarian work, she likes to dance around in heels and cover her ass in baby oil:
and if you want to see the full hardcore clip, you can check out BIG WET ASSES - on Demand Now.
Move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you
How the hell does 18 year old Busty Ellen manage to haul around a 34G-sized chest:
Young, Tight, large-chested, and has a huge collection of lucky sex gadgets!
Moving to the high(er) brow, we take a peek at Jenya D (aka Katie Fey) who not only has excellent taste in transparent clothes...
and fortunately for you fellas...she has excellent taste in women as well.
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
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How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?
If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.THAT's TERRIBLE:(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...
Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:
If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)
The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls
Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date TimberlakeHow to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:
Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa....and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:
"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:
She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on cameraSpekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:
Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
