Cheerleaders with thongs, Cops with Tasers, Ozzy with Cackling Hens, Geoff Tate with a pipe wrench, Amy Fisher with Lisa Ann, Charlie Sheen's pal Kacey Jordan

Woo! Let's all get drunk and light our farts and set the curtains on fire at a Superbowl party!

What's the point in recruiting a bunch of healthy young cheerleaders if you're not going to photograph them in their undies

Boyfriends? Shmoyfriends. We don't see any around and these girls are unattended and lonely.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

It's a simple equation, really:

You punch a cop = You get tasered.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)


Oh boy... whose dress are we looking up today? (Drunken Stepfather)


this one shouldn't be too hard... just think 'American ____'

Laura Lion Likes her lack of Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

Driving to Dallas with Chrysler (Bullz-Eye)

Check out the boobs and butt on Brittany Beth (Dailyniner)

Hannah Hilton has a Helluva Hot Hiney...mmm...hiney (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

Cackling hens at an OZZY OSBOURNE show? Great.:

That's exactly what the Prince of Darkness needs to maintain his sinister reputation.

Geoff Tate from QUEENSRYCHE is taking his turn as a crazed maniacal killer:

In a movie that is. We certainly wouldn't imply that he was REALLY bashing people over the head with wine bottles. Funny? Sure. Legal? Ehh, not so much.

So, uhh... How much for the little girlz, eh?

Amy Fisher swears she's not a lesbian...

Someone might want to tell Lisa Ann. All she heard was "Blah blah blah LESBIAN blah blah blah"...

They went and made a video called Deep Inside Amy Fisher...which is all about... oh, you know this one already:

When Kacey Jordan isn't hanging around Charlie Sheen

She's getting a massage... and getting felt up at the same time... which you could only get away with in an adult movie. Everyone else calls the authorities.

Not that we're objecting, but if Halie James insists on working out topless...

She really needs to think about the damage she's doing to her back, because... oh just shut up and watch the videos, mang... no one wants to hear your analytical shit.



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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Singer Hit With Guitar, Chunky Gal on Price is Right, Lindsay Lohan's Noise Bracelet, New IRON MAIDEN single, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Lisa Ann on Miami Beach, Jelena Jensen goes Camping

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Jay from San Francisco metal band DEFY ALL ODDS took a guitar blast right to the face:

Judging by the speed at which Jay recovered, this isn't the first time that's happened.

Meet Carlin, the happiest lady (read: Water Buffalo) ever to Come on Down on 'The Price is Right':

We did some digging and Carlin won three pairs of Gucci Sunglasses. Way to overreact!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay's Scram Bracelet Started Flashing (WWTDD)

Come on, girl...Sober up and start making those boobie movies again!


Holy Hiney! Whose almost-ripe booty is that? (Drunken Stepfather)

Andie Valentino is having a Butt-Naked Picnic. Who's hungry? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Tonya Torres (Bullz-Eye)

Guy on YouTube Explains Why Swearing Is Bad, Mmmkay? (URLesque)

Cotto: Road To The Bronx finale and exclusive post-fight interview (HEAVY)

Sara Jean Underwood is in her Underwear... haha... get it? Meh. (Dailyniner)

Four Pervy Features Of The New iPhone 4 (Dave and Thomas)

We'd like to sink our hooks into Nikki Brooks... or just give her a hug (z0d)

You Became a Meme (CollegeHumor)

4 Awkward Situations for Men (with Helpful Charts for Dealing With Them) (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

They're about to release their fifteen studio album, and IRON MAIDEN has released "El Dorado"... a li'l taste:

Get those IRON MAIDEN tickets online NOW - you snobby metalhead.

The reunited ALICE IN CHAINS is still chugging along, and this is "Check My Brain" at Rock Am Ring:

Their latest disc Black Gives Way to Blue has beenk certified gold by the RIAA.

From Heavy Metal to Heavier Hooters... That Old Gag...

Direct from Miami Beach, busty MILF Lisa Ann is busting out of her green bikini in front of a creepy camera guy:

No flimsy fabric can hold those hooters back! ...and that's not all. you should see what happens once she gets inside.

Oooh! Let's go camping!

When busty brunette Jelena Jensen goes camping, the first thing she does before starting a campfire...

...fondle herself! Yeah, camping sure has changed since we were kids

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Drunk Drumming, New SPLICE Trailer, Chelsea Handler Sex Tape, Mystery Middle Aged Nippage, EXTREME's new Video, Brandy Robbins on Webcam, PLAYBOY's Julie Morse

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Everyone meet Julio, the drunkest drummer EVER:


He's too drunk for drums..and that, folks...is a cryin' shame.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

While we weren't initially crazy about seeing SPLICE, the latest trailer is filled with Adrien Brody's Nosey Goodness:


Why do we have to reference Adrien Brody's Schnozz every time? Because we're fucking infants. That's why.

Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Wait, hold on a minute...the author of MY HORIZONTAL life has a Sex Tape???. We...umm, never saw this coming.


Whose Middle-aged well-maintained nips are poking out through this shirt? (Drunken Stepfather)

So what if she has lips like a blowfish? She looks great without her clothes on... and we're pigs so that's all that matters.

PRINCE OF PERSIA Trailer Gets LEGO-ized (MovieFone)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Jumping out of her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)

Splinter Cell: Conviction - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Benz is the kind of gal you'd like to buy a...Benz...for (Dailyniner)

Broke-Ass Marilyn Monroe -- Is It Porn? (Asylum)

25 Ridiculous Product Directions Protecting People From Themselves (TheBachelorGuy)

High Speed Footage Of Sh-t Blowing Up (UPROXX)

Christine Mercedes (insert forced luxury car reference here) is mostly naked on the bed... *drool* (z0d)

is this Chubby Baby Hosting an Alien? (Video Gone Viral)

Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! (College Humor)

The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos Of All Time (Manofest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our friends in EXTREME are reunited (that's not news) and they found a backyard full of people for their "King Of The Ladies" video:

The video is one of several bonuses on the band's new Take Us Alive CD/DVD, coming out in May.

from EXTREME songs to exrteme-ly large breasts...

Hooterific Brandy Robbins got a new webcam:

Apparenly, Brandy just figured out that guys like watching women strip on Webcam. We've known that for a while.

as long as we're looking at busty gals...

Buxom, curvy PLAYBOY babe Julie Morse is going to to school to be a teacher:

"but don't let her soft spoken ways fool you" is what her online bio says... Yeah, because that whole crawling-naked-on-the-table thing totally had us thrown for a loop.

You like blondes, do ya Doc?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Tuesday Links: Bike vs Utility Pole, Meredith Viera is a Cougar, Lots of Links, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Shauna Sand Sex Tape, Violet Erotica, Lisa Lipps, Karla Spice

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He's Danish. He's riding a Bike

A Broken English Bus Brawl, that's what!

Who wants to be a 55 year-old cougar? Mededith Viera, apparently.

OK, that wasn't nice. The Who Wants to be a Millionaire? may have been 54 when that episode was taped.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Shauna Sand has a sex tape... what a ....shocker. (Drunken Stepfather)... and look, it's being brought to you by the nice folks at VIVID

Jana and Jayme aren't playing their guitars, but they are playing with one another (Daily Niner)

The Top 10 Ways to Prepare Yourself to Meet Women Tonight (Bullz-Eye)

Dominique has Massive Meat Curtains (z0d)

Irena Aikens is Achin' for a Bangin' (Freakshow Planet)

130 Halloween Pumpkin Carvings for Your Inspiration (Walyou)

Homer Simpson Made With Weed (Warming Glow)

Filthy-Mouthed Woman Vehemently Denies Vehicular-Fellatio Rumors (LemonDrop)

Ten Reasons 'Stand By Me' is Cool

Letterman Sex Scandal - The Movie (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

Lustful Latina Karla Spice likes the night life. She likes to boogie...

...she also likes getting totally naked on camera...and we're not 100% sure about the 'night life' part.

Adult starlet Lisa Lipps has 36DDD boobs:

and as you'll see in the clip, she's very very proud of them. What she DOES with them is even more impressive.

From heavy hooters to heavy metal, our friends in FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH blew the roof off the House of Blues in Boston:

FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH is on tour now - Get those tickets at Stub Hub!.

Our pouty lipped princess Violet Erotica is showing off her domestic side, and doing the dishes...naked:

Not only has Violet been in a number of FOUNDRY CAMS clips, but she's doing the totally nekkid thing on her own site as well.

Speaking of which, the petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Karla Spice Slips Out of Her Tight Blue Skirt
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Never Enough' LIVE in Boston
Lisa Lipps and Her 36DDD Bouncing Boobs
Young Danish Kid Crashes Bike while Father Videotapes
Violet Does The Dishes... Naked
Meredith Viera Hits On 'Millionaire' Contestant

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Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs on Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Patrice Oneal, Little Britain, Stoner Spelling Bee - Sign up

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... most importantly to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been making with the full-frontal nudity on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back our large pal Patrice Oneal, as well as a few guys from the British sketch Comedy group Little Britian.

...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth and Cover My Face (so very NSFW, so don't click on those, you cubicle dweller) for you to enjoy, we have TWO new sets of boobs for you to whack your bag to courtesy of Kapri Styles and Brooke Taylor...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Kapri Styles

RateMyWOW: Brooke Taylor

New O&A Video online now: Our own Sam is back from Los Angeles was able to put together the fine video of the prank we pulled on our new intern 'BD Dave' with a little help from adult film star Lisa Sparxxx and a nice listener named Carlton.



Scaring the Crap Out Of Dave The Intern - With Lisa Sparxxx

STONER SPELLING BEE - THIS WEEK! Attention stoners! Pay...ummm...attention... if you think you can spell and if you like to get baked early in the morning, Email Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your name, number, and contact information, and be ready to spell some big-ass words on Thursday morning (that would be Thursday the 25th of THIS month)

Wii Fit Challenge: Hey all you chunky butts and Nintendo Wii fans! Have you tried out the Wii Fit yet? Did you ever want to see a bunch of physially un-fit people trying to exercise on a Wii Fit? Are YOU a physically un-fit person (under 300 lbs) who wants to get on a Wii Fit to see how unhealthy you are? we had to postpone the originally-scheduled Wii Fit Challenge, but we're going to do it again very soon. Email Danny if you're interested in participating (no guarantees, but we might have a spot open up)

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this As Soon As Possible... but please let Danny know your availability)

...now let's get back to the whole 'Whip 'em Out Wednesday' thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
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3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many Ice Cream Bars you can pack away, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some soft, delicious ice cream bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: Our own Jim Norton is coming to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

(still looking for boobies, well lookee what landed on our doorstep this morning...)

The beautiful, busty, blonde Kyra from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video wearing her snazzy STAY COZY shirt:








CLICK THE PIC TO SEE KYRA IN A SHIRT, THONG, HEELS...and NOTHING ELSE...

...and if watching that clip of a 21 year-old hottie shaking her ass is enough to fill you up...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Large Hadron Collider Black Hole Devours Neighborhood

Yurizan Beltran in See-Through Lingerie

Truck Rollover on Donner Pass

Topless Bikini Babes at the beach

Chris Rock Talks Politics on The Late Show with David Letterman

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Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: Peyton Manning, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Stoner Spelling Bee - Sign up now!, Looking for Lactating Moms, Jim Norton com

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Good day to you sir (or madam, whichever the case may be). Today we'll be chatting with Indianapolis Colts Quarterback, Peyton Manning...who is promoting DirecTV



...of course, if you're anywhere near Indianapolis, you might want to Get Some tickets to see the
Indianapolis Colts... then again, you might not give two shits.

li>New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have TWO new sets of boobs for you to whack your bag to courtesy of Roxanna and Holly Pink...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Roxanna

RateMyWOW: Holly Pink

New O&A Video online now: Our own Sam is back from Los Angeles was able to put together the fine video of the prank we pulled on our new intern 'BD Dave' with a little help from adult film star Lisa Sparxxx and a nice listener named Carlton.



Scaring the Crap Out Of Dave The Intern - With Lisa Sparxxx

STONER SPELLING BEE - THIS WEEK! Attention stoners! Pay...ummm...attention... if you think you can spell and if you like to get baked early in the morning, Email Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your name, number, and contact information, and be ready to spell some big-ass words on Thursday morning (that would be Thursday the 25th of THIS month)

Wii Fit Challenge: Hey all you chunky butts and Nintendo Wii fans! Have you tried out the Wii Fit yet? Did you ever want to see a bunch of physially un-fit people trying to exercise on a Wii Fit? Are YOU a physically un-fit person (under 300 lbs) who wants to get on a Wii Fit to see how unhealthy you are? we had to postpone the originally-scheduled Wii Fit Challenge, but we're going to do it again very soon. Email Danny if you're interested in participating (no guarantees, but we might have a spot open up)

Turn On Your PALTALK! As always, kids... if you want to see any of these fancy, fancy people LIVE, in-studio (and by 'fancy people' we mean the various O&A staff members who may or may not be on camera picking their noses), you must TURN ON YOUR PALTALK and log in to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room (it's in 'Adult Conversations')... and no, you don't need a webcam to see what's going on in-studio. Just eyeballs. Those would help.

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this As Soon As Possible... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: Our own Jim Norton is coming to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

(now let's yank the wheel all the way to the left and turn your attention to this chick wrapped in shameless promotional swag!)

Bri is a slender, blond, blue-eyed, porcelain-skinned 21 year-old FOUNDRY CAMS babe who can't resist the feel of 'GRR'shirts, fishnets, and rocking out to 'Bad Girlfriend' by THEORY OF A DEAD MAN.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BRI IN ACTION

...and if watching that clip of a 21 year-old hottie shaking her ass is enough to fill you up...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Jana Foxy Wakes up and shows off her hiney

Miami Arena Roof Implosion

Sandy Summers unleashes her perfect bosoms

Old Man thinks he's talking to Aliens

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Monday Opie and Anthony Links: Download the Opie and Anthony Show, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Lisa Sparxxx and BD Dave video - online now, Stoner Spellin

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TFGIFF, folks...that's what WE say. Thank F**king God It's F**king Friday, right? Come on, you know what I'm talking about. The Opie and Anthony Show is once again busy as hell, so let's jump into it and tell you what we've got going on and who the heck is showing up. First off, Michael Chiklis will be hanging with the boys in studio to talk about the new season of The Shield, as well as his role in the new film Eagle Eye. Next up, Michael K. Williams will be stopping by to talk about his role in Miracle at St. Anna, the new Spike Lee film. Oh yeah, Michael also played a character named Omar in a li'l HBO series called The Wire (you know, the guys talk about it casually from time to time). Also checking in is the one and only Dane Cook to talk about his new film My Best Friend's Girl. Finally, We have the one and only Robert Kelly in studio to talk about his role in the new Ricky Gervais film, Ghost Town. (Damn, it IS busty today...)

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Wii Fit Challenge: Hey all you Nintendo Wii fans! Have you tried out the Wii Fit yet? Did you ever want to see a bunch of physially un-fit people trying to exercise on a Wii Fit? Today is your lucky day, kids! We've got some of the complete messes you know and love from the Opie and Anthony Show stopping by and stepping up... onto a Wii Fit to see how unhealthy they really are.

Turn On Your PALTALK! As always, kids... if you want to see any of these fancy, fancy people LIVE, in-studio (or any of the weird crap that happens on a whim), you must TURN ON YOUR PALTALK and log in to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room (it's in 'Adult Conversations')... and no, you don't need a webcam to see what's going on in-studio. Just eyeballs. Those would help.

New O&A Videos Coming Soon: Our resident video editor Sam is out in Los Angeles doing his interviewing thing with the folks from the NBC Fall Lineup, so he's going to be getting to the Videos from Wednesday's show as soon as he gets back this weekend. Until then, check out Lisa Sparxxx Online and oogle her massive chest until Sam can get those clips done. You can aslo check out the last time Lisa was on the show if you're feeling nostalgic and need a bosom fix...fast.

LOOKING FOR LACTATING WOMEN ASAP! Hey ladies! Do you have lactating bosoms? Don't save it for the kids, selfish! You should come on down to the Opie and Anthony Show! We're thinking of some kind of target practice kind-of game with milk shooting across the room.



Do you even KNOW what a 'lactating woman' is? Oy. THESE ARE LACTATING WOMEN, JUST SO YOU KNOW (nsfw site, so beee careful)



Mail Danny@OpieAndAnthony.com with your contact information, and let us know if you can come in ASAP!

(We're looking to do this IMMEDIATELY if not sooner... but please let Danny know your availability)

Jim Norton Live in Boston - Tickets on Sale Now: Our own Jim Norton is coming to the Wilbur Theater in Boston in mid-November, and the tickets are selling FAST. Get Tickets Online Now.

Anthony's Magic Mansion: If you listen to the O&A Show on a fairly regular basis, you know that Anthony has dreams of turning his Long Island home into a webcam-covered haven for wayward and promiscuous college-age girls. Just listen to the promo for Anthony's Magic Mansion!

(now let's yank the wheel all the way to the left and turn your attention to this chick wrapped in shameless promotional swag!)

Bri is a slender, blond, blue-eyed, porcelain-skinned 21 year-old FOUNDRY CAMS babe who can't resist the feel of 'GRR'shirts, fishnets, and rocking out to 'Bad Girlfriend' by THEORY OF A DEAD MAN.







CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BRI IN ACTION

...and if watching that clip of a 21 year-old hottie shaking her ass is enough to fill you up...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Now look, We ALL love COOKIES, but you're getting crumbs all over the place. Why not stop gorging and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



Nella and Dorina Sexy Makeout Session

Singer Prances Right Off Stage

Billy and Diamond Kissing In The Pool

FOO FIGHTERS frontman Dave Grohl trips and falls on stage in New Zealand

Sexy Brazilian Model Manuela Saadeh

Sobriety Test Faceplant

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