Taiwan Freeway Rollover, Mel Gibson's Not-So-Friendly Audio, WINGER in NYC, JOE STUMP in Cincinnati, Bobbi Eden and Friend, Angelina Valentine is Frisky, Mason Moore is Oily

WooHoo! Weekend! Pants are Officially Optional! Especially if you plan on going out to a club and picking up a few ladies who may/may not be wearing any

Even if they showed up with guys, it's not your problem. It's a free world, and the ladies can go home with you if they want. The statistics on female adultery will blow your mind.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)

Car blows tire, cartwheels across highway in Taiwan, and gets broadsided by the very bus it just passed:

...and the soothing music continues to play in the bus as the carnage unfolds.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Mel Gibson is sensitive... wait, no he isn't (audio link) (WWTDD)


Saaay, whose surgically-enhanced, overly-tanned clam are these panties covering up? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, guess! we promise we won't give away the answer... oh wait, we just did. Oopsie

Italian TV is Good - BOOBS! (Warming Glow)

Playboy's Keylee Parker has Perky Nubs...only really big ones (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Israeli Soldiers Get Busted for Dancing to Ke$ha's 'TiK ToK' on Patrol (The One) (URLesque)

Old Spice Guy on Boat Commercial (Todays Big Thing)

Zara is super-psyched about her new sex toy. It's a butt plug (Dailyniner)

Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 (College Humor)

Sindy has a new Sex Toy, and her hands down her pants...she must have an itch (z0d)

7 Products You Should Never Buy Generic (FunnyCrave)

Twitter Shakes Things Up with California Earthquake (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)

The guys in WINGER are still at it (laugh all you want, they still play better than you do) and here they are in New York City:

Performing "Seventeen" for a bunch of 35 year-olds.

Speaking of guys who play better than you, this is JOE STUMP. He shreds like Yngwie, teaches at Berklee, and does "Shred Clinics" like this one in Cincinnati:

...and the sad thing is he may still be living with his parents

From musicians to multi-talented mistresses

You probably have heard of Dutch adult starlet Bobbi Eden (that's what happens when you promise to give out free blow jobs):

This is a scene from BOBBI EDEN EXPOSED - which you can see on demand NOW.

2 women having a conversation in a kitchen, right? WRONG! it's Angelina Valentine and Mya Nichole - seconds before breaking out the sex toys:

This conversation is about all we can show you because the video gets very messy very quickly ...and the clean-up crew is going to need special stuff to get the bodily fluids off those granite counters.

So, you're into large-breasted tattooed girls with no inhibitions? then you should meet Mason Moore... she's about as filthy as they come/cum/whatever:

this clip is from BIG WET ASSES 17..and again, it's abuot all we can show you without the authorities showing up.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Shotgun Recoil Knocks out Teeth, New Boobs a RateMyWOW, Cameron Diaz is Fugly, Hey MOTORHEAD - Yer Equipment's Dead, GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock, Amanda Syfried & Julianne Moore in CHLOE, Mary Carey & her Purple Vibrator

Hey-O! How was your weekend?!
If you spent it getting hammered with a promiscuous co-worker... then congratulations! You're finally a grown-up.

Leave the morality and ethics to the younger people. Adultery is for ADULTS why do you think they called it that to begin with?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

The next time you get the urge to fire off a shotgun with one hand...

Take a look at this clip and think of the thousands of dollars worth of dental work this MENSA member is going to need.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MOCHA DELIGHT and ERIN SNOW:


RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA

Cameron Diaz is Fug (WWTDD)

to SOME people. Others are of the opinion that Cameron Diaz has a nice set of boobs - especially when thems is naked, so you decide for yourself


Rihanna has a really swell hiney, doesn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)

Tori Black is getting undressed in the Backyard (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Elody Gamarra (Bullz-Eye)

Teachers Recreate Michael Jackson's 'Bad,' Just Because (URLesque)

GREEN DAY ROCK BAND: Missing Features (Gunaxin)

Anya is just the kinda gal you'd like to have on ya (Dailyniner)

Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great (Warming Glow)

Gisele and Witta are Nude and VERY friendly (z0d)

Celebrity Oops: A Video Tribute to Falling On Stage (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Ther's nothing that Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD enjoys more...

...than losing all the power to his band's gear 2 minutes after they go on stage in front of 50,000 people.

Oh boy... GUITAR HERO: WARRIORS OF ROCK is coming out in September.

you might want to cancel whatever you had planned for the fall.

From guitar gods to great bods... Heh, that ryhmes.

Our pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she's sending us videos to promote it:

In this clip, she talks about wanting to take her purple vibrator and shove it up Dr Drew Pinksy's you-know-what... and then she goes to town on herself with it.

From low-brow to high-brow...kinda

This clip of Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in bed together makes us reconsider not wanting to see CHLOE:

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are an unlikely pairing, but hell...if it puts asses in the seats, who are WE to judge?

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs, Woman goes to McDonalds sans-pants, Holland loves Dukes of Hazzard, J-WOWW works out, Mystery Upskirt, EXTREME guitarist jams with Rihanna, Busty blondes Gisele and Alex Adams

Congratulations! You made to another FRIDAY!
Make your weekend one to remember and hook up with a few hot college girls... just don't tell your significant other.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(and so is your attitude. What say we adjust it...with a pipe wrench?)

A young shapely Russian woman is at McDonalds ordering some lunch.


She seems to have forgotten her pants. Objections anyone?.

Apparently, the DUKES OF HAZZARD is still a very popular show... in Holland.


Why else would someone paint their shitbox car like the General Lee and do a silly stunt like this?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


J-WOWW SMASH! Heavy Bag, that is. (WWTDD)


Guess who almost had an upskirt whoopsie moment? (Drunken Stepfather)

We'll give you a hint...it's not like we all haven't seen her now-middle-aged body naked before. The woman does maintain well.

6 Distractions for Tiger at the Masters (Sports Pickle)

Angelina Ashe has one hell of an ashe...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat With David Cross (Bullz-Eye)

Jayden and Breanna get very Frienly in the Pool (Dailyniner)

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations (College Humor)

WTF Bodybuilder Routines and Dances - Video Compilation (URLesque)

14 Crazy Japanese TV Clips (UPROXX)

Top 10 Highest Paid Players in the NBA This Season (BallHype)

Holly Gibbons is Wrapped in Ribbons...but not for long at all (z0d)

Do Not Throw Objects Out The Window… (TopCultured)

40 Fools Getting Dunked On & Posterized (I Can Has Internets)

What It Would Look Like If Politicians & Pundits Were On Chatroulette (Apoliticus)

15 New Texting Buzzwords (The Bachelor Guy)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your lack of personality is equal only to your loss of hair)

Yes, that was EXTREME guitarist Nuno Bettencourt you saw shredding on stage next to Rihanna on American Idol:

If you watch American Idol, that is. A guy's got to make a buck, right?

From bands, we segue into BOOBS...

Beautiful Gisele from GotGisele who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS clips, has abandoned clothing:

She still believes in the concept of clothes but she no longer has a use for them.

What's this? Another chesty blond? INDEED!

Bleached blond British bombshell ALEX ADAMS really knows her way around a stripper pole:

we think she may have actually done this before...once or twice, maybe.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Monday Links: Pakistani Punishment, Showgirls Sequel, Kim Kardashian is Brilliant, Pam Anderson is Licking, Vince Neil is Aging, Vinnie Moore is Shred

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Corporal Punishment is alive and well in Pakistan:




This one is called the 'gum-chewing-face-slap'.

Would you believe that someone felt the need to make a sequel to SHOWGIRLS?:




as if THAT isn't bad enough, we're told the budget was in the range of $25 million. Watch it, then you tell us if you believe that.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)





Pamela Anderson is giving Hep C to some envelopes (Drunken Stepfather)



and then of course...here's Pamela and Tommy sharing some Hep C... That's Fun.





Kim Kardashian is a Brilliant Businesswoman (WWTDD)



and you know how we know?... Because she makes videos like THIS one! That's how we know.



Bullz-Eye Video Reviews (2012, Where the Wild Things Are, The Informant) (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet LINDSAY MARIE will make you melt... you know, cuz she's hot. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



Snakes In A Drain (Chris Illuminati)



Samantha Ryan is revealing her ripe young body (z0d)



The Hoop Doctors Podcast: Episode 001 (The Hoop Doctors)



Ariel has bright red hair on top and it doesn't match the carpeting (Dailyniner)



P90X: A review from college guys (The Campus Throne)



Nine Badass Hybrid Monsters That Deserve Their Own Syfy (UPROXX)



Banana Handling Guide Works for Penises Too (Top Cultured)



63 Jokes About My Dick (FunnyCrave)



Irina Sheik Keeps Getting Hotter (Don Chavez)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

UFO guitarist and guitar shredder VINNIE MOORE was joined by OZZY OSBOBURNE guitarist Gus G. for a duet on Vinnie's "Meltdown":



That was in Greece. Where Gus is originally from. Look at us getting all geeky and shit.

our friends in ANTHRAX (with John Bush on vocals) did a handful of shows in Australia for the Soundwave Festival:



This is "Caught In A Mosh" LIVE in Sydney.

Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE has a few restaurants called 'Feelgoods':



This is Vince (with half of SLAUGHTER backing him up) playing "Don't Go Away Mad" LIVE in Las Vegas.

Busty Czech beauty Katarina Snow has a craving for sweets:



...and apparently she needs to be topless to satisfy it. Eh, who are WE to judge?

Sexy blond Carli Banks is wrapped in white cotton...



...briefly, of course. Then she gets naked and it's all fun from there on...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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