Hump Day Affairs, Fat Kid vs. Football, Drunk Groupie Faceplant, Britney Under Investigation, Hetfield & Mustaine Together Again, Vince Neil loves Tequila, Cody Lane, Aletta Ocean, Angel Gee get Topless

Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:

We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.

...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.

The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.

The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)

Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.


Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)

The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)

Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)

The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)

Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)

Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)

Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)

You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:

What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?

Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):

...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).

From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...

For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:

She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.

Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:

In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.

And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:

Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Adios WYSP and Philadelphia, Boobies on Paltalk, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, R. Lee Ermey, New O&A Videos, Walkov

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Adios WYSP and Philadelphia. It was fun while it lasted. We'll miss you guys. YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, DAMMIT - GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:

1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.



2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:


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Speaking of Shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Alicia sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

STILL NEED BOOBIES? Holy crap, you folks have some sense of entitlement...Thank God we have a whole website full of them...



Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have Some great new boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Arianna Armani

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, the one and only R Lee Ermey will be checking in with us and hopefully barking orders at us like he did to Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.

Check out the Store Clerk who Fought Off A Robber With An Axe!

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Today's sound is Buffalo Bill - 'Wouldja?'

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

THE RETURN OF THE WALKOVER: The Opie and Anthony Show will be broadcasting the XM WALKOVER this Friday, October 26th, beginning at 9am. If you'd like to join us, just look for Club Soda Kenny near 50 W. 57th St. around 9am (or just before), and walk with us for a block over to the XM Studio.

Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new Opie and Anthony videos online:



Chazz Palminteri Visits The Opie And Anthony Show

Jerry Springer Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

George Carlin Returns To The Opie and Anthony Show - Part 1

George Carlin Returns To The Opie and Anthony Show - Part 2

John Waters Visits The Opie and Anthony Show - Part 1

John Waters Visits The Opie and Anthony Show - Part 2

John Waters Visits The Opie and Anthony Show - Part 3

NEW O&A PHOTOS ONLINE: Thanks to Erock we have some new photos from the O&A Show online:

Lee Abrams Visits The New XM Studio

John Waters Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

George Carlin Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Chazz Palminteri Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

Mike Rowe and Jerry Springer - Together at last!<

Jill TV Photos are all updated

We've got some great new hiney video in the MEDIA SECTION, including:


Cody Milo Sexy Striptease

Forklift Drops Maserati Near Australian Job Site

Evelyn Lory Sexy Striptease

Boy Calls 911 While Mom Drives Drunk

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Speaking of Mr James Norton, check out what you can get:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:




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