Hump Day Affairs, Fat Kid vs. Football, Drunk Groupie Faceplant, Britney Under Investigation, Hetfield & Mustaine Together Again, Vince Neil loves Tequila, Cody Lane, Aletta Ocean, Angel Gee get Topless

Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:

We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.

...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.

The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.

The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)

Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.


Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)

The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)

Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)

The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)

Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)

Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)

Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)

You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:

What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?

Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):

...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).

From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...

For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:

She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.

Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:

In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.

And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:

Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Tuesday Links: Fat Guy Falls Through Ceiling, Car his Big Blue Wall, Mystery Nips, Robert Pattison & Friend, James Hetfield impersonates Dave Mustaine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know...they say that for every fat guy that falls through your celing...




There's like...a dozen or so you don't see...

Officer, I swear... that building jumped right out in front of me!




Uh huh. Sure it did, Chester.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but the pool still has leaves all over it. Skim it AGAIN, boy!)





Mystery Nips! Whose headlights do these pencil erasers belong to?? (Drunken Stepfather)



here's a hint...she's been in NOTHING worth watching... but she's got a hot arse!





Whoa, wait a minute...we thought Robert Pattison was allergic to vaginas. (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



Lindsay Marie in a Leopard Skin Bra (FreakshowPlanet)



Liberal Arts: Links to Make You More a Entertaining Person (The Campus Throne)



Penthouse Pets Isis and Jackie are becoming very fast friends (z0d)



Playing The Age Card (PENTHOUSE)



Mariella and Sarah get Nipple-to-Nipple (Dailyniner)



'Lost' Star Emilie de Ravin On Crazy Claire's Hair, Furry Friends and Island Enemies (AOL TV)



The 20 Worst Guidos (HEAVY)



Top 10: Craziest Assassinations (AskMen)



Love Almanac Predicts Adultery, Divorce and Murder (Asylum)

Whoa boy! Did someone say ADULTERY??? Looks like the perfect place for one of these:



You know what the secret to keeping a relationship STRONG is, dontcha? VARIETY, boy! Now go get some!




I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Nice to know that James Hetfield of METALLICA is all finished taking shots at Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH:



Oh wait...shit. No he's not. Our bad.

Is that ALICE COOPER? Eeeyup. Is that a retching Alien? eeeeyup.



Is he hawking electronics for a German retailer?? Uh huh.

Busty young Bella Blaze can't keep her hands off her own chest:



Not that we blame her... Honestly, would YOU want to take your hands off this chest?...Didn't think so.

Perky petite PLAYBOY hotness Jennie Reid is in the bubble bath:



Goddamn, that's a lucky bathtub, ain't it?

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Trailer Park MILF, Smashed-Face-Cheerleader, Link Lovin', New Reviews, James Hetfield with ALICE IN CHAINS, Andie Valentino, Kathy Lee, and Julia Crown

She lives in a trailer and she's looking for company while her man is at work:

This trailer park MILF was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with trailer park MILFs.

Our crack staff of crackheads is at it again with a Big Pile of Dirty DVD Reviews. We buy 'em, and we think you should too.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Rah, Rah, Siss-Boom-SPLAT! Another Cheerleader bites the dust:

Girls landing on their heads = ALWAYS funny.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Earn your broke college ass some cold-hard-cash (no, you don't have to go down on anybody)

Pregnant WITH six-pack Abs (well ok, a 2-pack now)...how does she do it? (Muscle Sorority)

Barrack's Big Stimulus Package - Trailer (Drunken Stepfather)... oh wait, we get it... it's one of those dirty movies with a clever title!

Lidiya and Sofi are SO affectionate...and NAKED (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

We don't know who Mayara Vale is... but she sure looks good NAKED (z0d)

Fat Kids Getting Hurt To Unfitting Music (Yep Yep)

Jenna Nikol is Nicely Naked (Freakshow Planet)

Twenty Five Favorite Fake Movie Brands (Gunaxin)

15 of the luckiest people ever caught on video (Epic Carnival)

Note To Japan: Blackface Is Not A Tribute (Warming Glow)

Put the stapler down. Deal with your boss in a civilized manner (Illuminati)

Pictures of People Sleeping Are Hot On The Web (URLesque)

25 Best Chest Hair Designs (College Humor)

Archie and Jughead Score Crack in Hollywood (FilmDrunk)

8 Iconic TV Show Buildings That Actually Exist (Super Tremendous)

Megan Fox 'Hire a Hacktress' Music Video (Screen Junkies)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

She's Andie Valentino and she rubs the lotion on her boobies:

or else she gets the hose again... Well, we really could never bring ourselves to hose her down.

Sexy Czech Kathy Lee is taking a shower:

..and we have nothing snarky to say about it, because we're too busy drooling.

What a cool rock moment - ALICE IN CHAINS and James Hetfield of METALLICA rock out in Germany:

That was ROCK AM RING in 2006. The Germans get all the cool shows.

Sexy Swedish blond babe Julia Crown can't wait to get her clothes off:

We couldn't wait for her to get her clothes off either...we're like SISTERS!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

OZZY OSBOURNE - 'Wreckage Of My Past' - Trailer
Hot Russian Blond Babe Honey Shows Off Her Tight Body
Double Motorcycle Collision at Intersection
Anya Washes Her Massive Boobs In Milk
JOE PERRY PROJECT: 'Walk This Way' LIVE in Plymouth, MA

 

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