MILF loves St Patrick's Day, Drunk girls do too, Batman: Arkham City, Sammy Hagar spills the beans on Eddie, DEF LEPPARD Acoustic, Michael Monroe is Old, New FOUNDRY CAMS

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Tuesday Links: Birthday cake surprise, Custom Chopper Crash, Lots of Link Love, Eddie Van Halen on 'Two and a Half Men', Sweet Krissy, Shay Laren, and Ashley's Candy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The great news is you have a brand new chopper to show off in front of your friends:

Don't you wish you learned how to ride it? Yeah, that would have helped.

How many times are we going to have to see a birthday party ruined by spray string??

At least one more time, apparently. Happy birthday, stupid.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe Close-Up (Drunken Stepfather)... and here's Lindsay Lohan taking her clothes off on camera!

Charmagne Star Swinging from Chains naked...kind of (Daily Niner)

Glamor Girl: Reagen (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nubs (z0d)

5 Crappy Musicians Whose Music Will Get You Laid (FunnyCrave)

Smoking Hot Redhead Ashley Robbins in a Blue Dress... but not for long (Freakshow Planet)

aMUSEd! Muse Punks an Italian TV Show (Dave and Thomas)

Signs you are trick-or-treating at a swinger's house (Illuminati)

Drunk Women Fighting at a Detroit Lions Game (World of Isaac)

All The Single Babies (College Humor)

The Definitive List of the 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movies (Bleacher Report)

15 Awesome Office Chairs (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Beautiful, busty adult starlet Shay Laren is just a regular girl:

a regular gal who enjoys taking her clothes off all the time...and masturbating on camera.

Speaking of girls who get naked on camera, Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing tiny pink panties...

...and that's all she's wearing.

Mister EDDIE VAN HALEN appeared on the CBS series Two and a Half Men last night with his signature EVH Wolfgang Guitar:

WORST cameo EVER? Perhaps.

Aaand we go back to boobies with Sweet Krissy who is wiggling around on webcam:

Why even bother with clothes?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

ALICE IN CHAINS: 'Man In The Box' LIVE in Detroit
PLAYBOY's Jillian Beyor Strips In Front of A Mirror
1959 Chevrolet Bel Air Vs. 2009 Crash Test
Shyla Styles Busts Out of Her Black Bra
CHICKENFOOT: 'Down The Drain' LIVE in Houston
Bianca Beauchamp Peels off Her Purple Panties

 

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Thursday Links: Shiny new fridge, EDDIE VAN HALEN Guitar God Speech, DOWN plays LIVE in France, Janine Lindenmulder and Jessica Jaymes, Anna Paquin Naked on Screen

Oh Lord. Is it Friday yet?
It's not, but you can get a head start on the weekend and get that adulterous fling started earlier than usual... your girlfriend will love you for it. Your wife doesn't have to know.

A shiny new fridge is a think of beauty, so we tweet and share in the joy:

Don't hate the beverage container!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This yacht launch was ALMOST perfect:

A L M O S T.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Denise Richards and her big...Bird? (Boo! Lose the bird! Take yer shirt off!)

The 10 Douchiest Michael Bay Movie Scenes Of All Time (Manofest)

Top 10 unusual feats of strength

4 Reasons Dying is Better than Moving

op Sports Press Conference Moments In One Hot Song

House Arrest with Andy Dick: Adam Carolla (atom)

Beer Is Good Food (the Bachelor Guy)

The New BK Super 7-Incher (TastyBooze)

15 Tattoos That Will Prevent You From Getting Laid

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

Hell yeah. Janine Lindenmulder and Jessica Jaymes are about to do something totally naughty:

and by "naughty" we don't mean stealing a car...

Awww Anna Paquin is all growed up and getting nekkid on the TV.

She's in that show TRUE BLOOD (as if that mattered. Bring on the boobies!).

From racks, we go to rock...starting with Eddie Frickin' Van Halen, who snagged himself a 'Guitar God' Award at the SPIKE TV Guys' Choice Awards:

Sobriety suits you, Mr Stapp.

then we move on to something a little more...dark. DOWN doing "N.O.D" at HELLFEST in France:

Would you look at that? Phil Anselmo is STILL ALIVE.

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Janine Lindemulder and Jessica Jaymes Girl-Girl Action on the Couch
DOWN: 'N.O.D' LIVE at Hellfest in France
Anna Paquin Sex Scene from 'TRUE BLOOD'
Eddie Van Halen wins 'Guitar God Award' at Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
Ashley Bulgari Peels off Her Pink Shirt and Skirt
Yacht Falls from Crane

 

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Eddie Money Autograph

This is how we roll...


That, kids.... is a bonafide Eddie Money autograph. Let's bronze this sucker.

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It's The Turtleman!

Totally fixated on Ernie Brown, Jr... aka 'The Turtleman' from Kentucky Afield TV



Why this is so entertaining, I have no idea.

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Monday on the Opie and Anthony Show: Eddie Money!

Buckle in, kids... tomorrow on the Opie And Anthony Radio Flahsback, we'll be hanging with EDDIE MONEY, who is promoting his tour dates, and may just sing a few songs for us.


That's Eddie Money singing his hit "Take Me Home Tonight" with the guys in HINDER...who are also on tour supporting their latest disc

(speaking of HINDER...look what we do now)


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS STAY 'UP ALL NIGHT'

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