Fireworks vs Scooter, New Boobs on RateMyWow, Mel Gibson Hates Oksana and Misses his Lakers, Pam Anderson's new PETA ad, Aweome EXPENDABLES Trailer, Bret Michaels vs the Out-of-Tune Guitar, Carol Goldenerova is No Mechanic, Carmella Bing is covered in Oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Why sell that old scooter to a fellow Russian when you can blow it up with a big ass brick of fireworks?

Oh, who are we bullshitting? Blowing up shit with fireworks is fun everywhere.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian PERRY and SWEET JANE:


RateMyWOW: SWEET JANE
RateMyWOW: PERRY

The most awesomest trailer for The EXPENDABLES wasn't done by the folks at LIONSGATE. Go figger.

Sylvester Stallone Testosterone-Fests are meant to dominate the box office. Right?

Mel Gibson Hates Oksana & Misses the Lakers (WWTDD)


Pamela Anderson's Controversial New PETA ad (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh thank God for that... Pamela Anderson's homemade sex tapes were getting so boring... Wait a minute, no they weren't.

A LeBron James Haters Guide (FunnyCrave)

Buxom Brooke Lee Adams just busted out of her sweater. Who's complaining? No one. That's right. (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Cody Love just LOVES to get naked and play with herself. We Love Cody Love for doing that (Dailyniner)

UPROXX Summer Guide: The Hottest New Video Games (UPROXX)

Eight of the Creepiest Places to Check Into on Foursquare (Asylum)

How come WE never had teachers that look like Brooke Banner? (z0d)

The Old Spice Guy Proposes A Swan Dive Into Marriage (Campus Socialite)

How To Poop At Work, in case you didn't know (Dave and Thomas)

'Axe Cop' Coming to Print at Dark Horse Comics (Comics Alliance)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Yes, he's our buddy. Yes, BRET MICHAELS (who has a new CD to promote) was on The View playing with a very out-of-tune Guitar:

Ten bucks says some roadie got beaten with that guitar as soon as they went to commercial.

From poorly-tuned guitars to nicely-tuned ta-ta's...

Sexy Czech Carol Goldenerova doesn't know a thing about fixing cars, but she's got a socket wrench and really big boobs:

So we're going to drop our car off and pray for the best... if Carol spends the whole time feeling herself up... we'll be OK with never driving our shitbox again.

Busty brunette Carmella Bing must be in a really tight bikini... cuz she's got to cover herself in baby oil to get out of the thing:

...or are we missing the point entirely? Watch Carmella's whole raunchy scene in Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...and decide for yourself, pal.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

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Wednesday Links: Happy First Hump Day of 2010, Drunk Bus Driver and Screaming Kids, Rock Climbing Close Call, LEMMY: The Movie, Busty Babes Jaime Hammer, Bobbi Billard

It's the first hump-day of 2010, everyone is back at work, and the secretary down the hall is looking quite fetching

Whatcha waiting for, dummy? she's not sitting like that because she's asking you for the time. Secretaries have needs too, dammit!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Just another day on the school bus...

Rolling backwards over mailboxes, into a ditch, with a dozen screaming kids. Yeah.

This rock climbing video will serve as incentive for all fat lazy bastards to STAY ON THE COUCH:

Falling rocks and shit. Helllls no, we won't go!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your breath is, so brush your teeth, yuck-mouth)

PENTHOUSE sex columnist tells you how boys and girls how to stay fit. (MuscleSorority)

Mariah Carey drunk acceptance speech.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jessica Jaymes is Just Juicy. Her boobs are, that is. (z0d)

2010 BCS Bowl Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Heather Vandeven and the luckiest front wedgie ever (Daily Niner)

Faceplant Off Truck (Break)

Angel Cassidy! We can see up your skirt... but we think you wanted us to (FreakshowPlanet)

PWN'D support group (CollegeHumor)

Remote Controlled Cooler: When You're Too Lazy to Walk to the Fridge (The Bachelor Guy)

Stay Away From YouTube Today (Heavy)

Saruman The White Makes A Metal Concept Album (GammaSquad)

10 Fictional Sporting Events We’d Pay Good Money to Attend (FunnyCrave)

20 Stupid Star Wars Character Names (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

We think busty blond Bobbi Billard/a> has ashy skin. She's using so much lotion:

Oh, wait...shit. We get it. She LOVES the lotion and the slippery things she can do with it...and we love her for it.

Lusty, leggy, and busty Jaime Hammer is wearing a see-through pink bikini.

Why even bother with clothing at this point? she spends enough time naked feeling herself up as it is. Just go bikini-less next time, honey.

From leggy models to LEMMY MOTÖRHEAD frontman Lemmy Kilmister is the focus of an upcoming documentary:

If you don't see this movie, you should be beaten with Lemmy's boil. It's going to debut at SXSW in Austin, Texas this March.

Wanda from FOUNDRY CAMS is welcoming in the New Year with some tunes from our buddies in DIRTFEDD.

CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH WONDERFUL WANDA

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

LEMMY: The Movie - Teaser Trailer
Jaime Hammer In a See-Through Pink Bikini
Caught On Video: Mountain Hiking Close Call
Bobbi Billard Rubs Lotion All Over Her Body
Drunk School Bus Driver takes kids on a Bumpy Ride
Carol Goldnerova Bails on Her Blue Bra

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