Your mom is tied up, Tommy Lee and the Tone Deaf All-Star Band, New Music and Cuisine from JOURNEY, SLAYER is feeling much better now, Julia Crown and Sofia Saint are Brilliant

Not for nothing, but your mom was left out in the backyard, hog-tied:

We don't want to judge but she's been posting some kinky ads online... and you know what kind of oddballs those can attract. Yeah, us.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Tommy Lee joined the TONE DEAF ALL-STARS and George Lynch at Rock 'N Roll Fantasy Camp

Someone tell that girl on the mic she sounds like two cats fucking... or at least throw a shoe at her. Bless you! Get it? 'A shoe'? Bah.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)


Kendra Wilkinson's ass looks halfway decent in shorts (Drunken Stepfather)

but not nearly as good as it looks in her homemade sex tape... zinG!.


Click it, fool!
Adele Stephens and Deven Davis have a great doctor/patient relationship (FreakShow Planet)

11 Most Addictive Breakfast Cereals (Bullz Eye)

Dylan Riley will get you all riled up ... see, cuz she's in a teensy gold bikini (z0d)

Alexa Nicole is no ordinary hottie. Nosiree, she's got hooves! No. Not really. Chill out. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

When JOURNEY's singer isn't trying to eat your pets, he sings like an angel:

Oh my God. It's a joke. Lighten up, you overly-sensitive maniac.

Looks like Tom Araya from SLAYER was feeling well enough to get on stage in Australia:

He had an 'ouchie'... yes, that's what he called it. Again. Joke. Relax, Chester.

Wow, this is a little too high-brow. Bring on the girls!

Stand back, everyone! Julia Crown is Crowning!

That line would work better if we actually KNEW what 'Crowning' was. Ten bucks says we totally misused the word there.

you may be asking, How many animals had to die senselessly to make Sofia Saint's swimsuit?

We're guessing none. Yeah, none... it's synthetic, dummy.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Paintball Gun Freakout, Green Hornet Trailer, Mystery MILF Nips, METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, ANTHRAX together in Bulgaria, New OZZY Video, Julia Bond, Harmony Paxson get Naked

The air is crisp, the drinks are flowing, and the air is just right for Humping! (you know, because of the whole Wednesday/Hump Day thing)

Find the closest promiscuous co-worker and have an inter-office fling. You don't want to be the only person not having an affair, do you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

Everyone say hi to Nikki. She got a paintball gun as a graduation gift:

Freakout in 3,2,1...aaaand GO!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for the new GREEN HORNET film starring Seth Rogen is online:

Meh. Good? Maybe. 3D? For sure. Kato? Chinese. Will we like it? Who knows. Let's wait for trailer #2.

Lady Gaga Wore Stupid Boots and Fell Down (WWTDD)


Which pop-princess MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, here's a li'l hint... her last name USED to rhyme with 'Shmederline'

Seven Sex Stats That Should Make You Feel Better About Yourself (The Campus Socialite)

Jayden Cole is Showing off her... *ahem*...hole (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Billy West - voice actor from Futurama (Bullz-Eye)

Is Mickey Rooney Behind @MickeyRooney on Twitter? (URLesque)

Czech Rugby Ad Running During Soccer World Cup (Video Gone Viral)

Charlie Laine Gives Herself a Milk Bath in the Bathroom...stall, that is. (Dailyniner)

Five Cool Recent Medical Advances You May Not Of Heard About (UPROXX)

What's the opposite of 'shy'? - it's Lindsey Meadows (z0d)

When Passengers Go Nuts -- 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad (The Bachelor Guy)

The 30 Greatest Kids’ Cereals of All Time (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

In honor of his new album, Scream, we've got OZZY OSBOURNE's new video:

OZZY is going on tour for 18 months to promote this new album - get your tickets NOW!

Hell must have frozen over, because that's METALLICA, MEGADETH, SLAYER, and ANTHRAX on stage together:

That's the hap-hap-happies bunch of headbangers playing DIAMOND HEAD's "Am I Evil" in Bulgaria.

Gimme a 'B'! ... Gimme a 'oobies'...What's that spell?

Julia Bond's Butt is all oiled up. Hopefully she's not counting on BP to clean up the mess:

To see what happens to that oily rump, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Busty Blond Twistys Treat Harmony Paxson is falling out of her tight blue dress:

...and that's the only way we want to see her.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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Thursday Links: Drunk Weed Wacking, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Guess the cleavage, Sandra Bullock is out! Axl Rose & Dave Mustaine Hissy Fits, Julia Ann'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

He's in a vineyard...he's drunk...and he's got a weed wacker:




Not the brightest of gentlemen, wouldn't you say?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Daria Glower:





RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

Now whose shirt could we possibly be looking down in THIS photo? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: she likes using body doubles...a lot.





Sandra Bullock has moved out of her LA Home (WWTDD)



Gee golly whiz...look at all the trouble one little tattooed woman caused.



Former 'Manhattan Madam' Runs for Governor, Reveals She's Pro-Bestiality (Gunaxin)



...and how does the 'Manhattan Madam' stay in shape? she has the bestest fitness expert ever, that's how! (MuscleSorority)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Playboy Playmate Adeanna Cooke Heats Up The Lens in this photo shoot (FreakshowPlanet)



Marriage is a Bitch (Dave and Thomas)



Plaboy Babe Charis Boyle and Her Big Oiled-up boobs (z0d)



GSP's Training Workout (AskMen)



Gianna Michaels Loves Her Boobs so much, she can't stop playing with them (Dailyniner)



TLC's Top 5 Most Disturbing Series (UPROXX)



Interview Tips to Get (almost) Any Job (The Campus Throne)



March Madness Girl...sucks (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!! Axl Rose gets whacked in the chest with a bottle, and the GUNS N' ROSES concert grinds to a halt.



We'll hand it to Axl for remaining semi-cool on this one.

When in doubt & the PA system craps out, run on stage & verbally thrash the promoter.



Then YOU can be just like Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH ... cuz he did that in Baltimore the other day.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Busty blond slut-bucket Julia Ann is getting her ass lubed up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Wow, it's Alison Angel doing the most taboo act we've ever seen a hot blond piece-of-ass doing;



She's VACUUMING! That's right! Clean that carpet, woman!

Since when did SLOVAKIA become a haven for hotness? Apparently a while ago, because Diana Doll is all Slovakian... and all nekkid:



We're not being critical. If we were that Slovakian and that hot, we'd be naked all the time too.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.