Monday Links: Making out with a MILF, Fat Girl on a Water Slide, Marathon Runner Passes out, Loads of Links, Christine Mendoza, Heidi Honey, Kendra Ivy

Happy Monday, mister! Did you spend the weekend watching your girl make out with a drunk MILF?

If so, then congratulations.... your adulterous ways will make you the envy of everyone in town.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Never underestimate the hilarity factor of a fat woman on a giant water slide:

Ha..Ha...Ha...Ker-SPLAT.

No, this isn't one of the three people who died at the Detroit Marathon...

He's Ethiopian...and he passed out mere YARDS from the finish line at Istanbul Marathon.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(However, your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, so lighten up, sour puss)

Take the weight loss challenge and get your ass in shape EARLY (Muscle Sorority)

Miley Cyrus does 'Sex In The City' With Kim Cattrall (Drunken Stepfather) ... dontcha remember when Kim Catrall was Naked all the time?

Alisha King is Mushing Her King-Sized Breasts (Daily Niner)

Bullz-Eye.com's Movie Picks (Bullz-Eye)

Monika Getnerova is Getting us all Moist (z0d)

Veronica Zemanova and Her Amazing Boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Steven Seagal's Range of Emotions (Ice Ice Babies)

Why Does My...? A Google Search Gem (Yep Yep)

15 Celebrity Camel Toe Photos (FunnyCrave)

Legend of Neil, Season 2, Ep. 7 -- The Finale (atom)

Ted Williams Just Became the Best Halloween Costume of the Year (Unathletic)

44 Pictures Of Sexy Hollywood Women With Beards, Moustaches (DJMICK)

Extended PIXAR Intro - A Parody (College Humor)

Sex, Trolls, and Kanye West in New Spike Jonze Short (The Rap Up)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything other than a glorified pool boy. Enjoy the view from down there, kid)

Oh look! Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza for you, starting with Stephanie Emma:

Being hot has its advantages apparently; you get to hang out poolside at a mansion in a bikini all day.

Saaay, is that PLAYBOY's Kendra Ivy rolling around in bed?

It sure is, boys and girls! Enjoy the nakedness.

Sexy, perky brunette Heidi Honey is hanging out by the lake:

...without a shirt on, that is. This chick cannot keep her hands off herself. Sheesh.

Speaking of perky brunettes, Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for the people in the cheap seats...and that means us)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

Heidi Honey Gets Topless By The Lake
Block of Ice Glows Red Hot
Shyla Jennings Jumps naked on her Bed
Ethiopian Marathon Runner Collapses Yards Away From Finish Line
Kendra Ivy Rolls Around in Bed Naked
Fat Girl Rides The Giant Water Slide
Christine Mendoza in a Tiny Shiny Bikini

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Friday Links: Weekends are for Adultery, G-20 Protester goes down, BMX biker vs Handrail, SKID ROW and ANVIL live, Shawna Lenee, Christine Mendoza, and Kitty Lea

It's the weeekend, and it's time for you to find a lonely wife... she's yours for the taking:

This lonely hot wife was brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with lonely hot wives.

...and when your wife told you she was going out with the girls:

She was at a bachelorette party getting nailed by The Dancing Bear!

Our crack staff of crackheads is at it again with a Big Pile of Dirty DVD Reviews. We buy 'em, and we think you should too.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Protesting is fun! You can yell, throw stuff, and get...shoved...into...unmarked...cars?

LIke this happy camper who got taught a lesson by the PA State Police SWAT team.

BMX riders smashing their nuts on handrails = ALWAYS funny.

How many ball-smashing you think it takes before he gets THAT stunt right?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Sexiest...Pregnant Chick...Ever (Muscle Sorority)

Pamela Anderson Topless in a G-String on a Runway (Drunken Stepfather)... and to be honest... Pam Anderson looks so much better in homemade porno tapes with Bret Michaels

Danni Bae Has a Hot Sexy Bottom (Daily Niner)

A chat with UFC's Matt Serra (Bullz-Eye)

Eliza and Marcella look great together...and nekkid (z0d)

13 Reasons to Watch TV This Fall (The Girls) (Gunaxin)

Riley Evans shows off her no-no spot (Freakshow Planet)

Espresso with a happy ending (Yep Yep)

Loving Wife Turns Naughty Neighbour (DJMICK)

David Cronenberg Remaking His Own Movie (FilmDrunk)

A Tribute to the Yankees Season... in Cocktails (The Bachelor Guy)

25 Amazing Plant Sculptures (Super Tremendous)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

When Shawna Lenee isn't having a complete meltdown, she actually looks really hot:

A gal can only keep those repressed memories stuffed down for so long, you know?

Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza can't seem to keep her clothes on:

Especially when she's in front of a webcam in slinky lingerie. That's the kiss of death most times.

From bosoms to bands, we check in with our pals in SKID ROW who spent some time in the Wolf Den inside Mohegan Sun this summer:

Scotti, Snake, Rachel, Johnny, and Dave. No Sebastian here.

The heavy metal success super story of the decade, ANVIL played their hit "Metal on Metal" in Toronto:

Fifty? Shmifty... you're never too old...or bald...to rawk!

Buxom British brunette Kitty Lea is all wet for you:

Well, she's wet from the swimming pool, but still wet, dammit!

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)

Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

BMX Bike vs Handrail
Shawna Lenee Sheds Her Bra and Panties
ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at Sunrise Records in Toronto
Busty British Kitty Lea Nude Photo Shoot
SKID ROW: 'Ghost' LIVE at Mohegan Sun Casino
Christine Mendoza Loses Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Protester Grabbed and Thrown into Unmarked Car at G20 Summit

 

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Thursday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, Cyclist Rolls Through Finish Line, Lots of link Love, W.A.S.P and Madonna in Bulgaria, Busty Babes Carlie Christine, Terry Nova, Brea Lynn

Your friend's hot mom is posting lingerie pics of herself online and posting her profile online:

This MILF in lingerie is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with MILFs. And you thought the Red Cross did good work...

If YOU don't get the job done...then the Dancing Bear is going to...

You didn't think all those cougars stayed HOME on weeknights, did you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently ROLLING through the finish line DOES count in bicycle races:

It is a bit taxing on the knees though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Elizabeth Berkley Cares about Starving Kids Apparentl (Drunken Stepfather) - She also cares about showing her boobs and ass off on film.

Brittany and her Hot Friend are Babelicious (z0d)

Patton Oswalt Interview (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a Pearl Necklace...and it's so not what you think (Daily Niner)

What Our Internet Comments Will Say About Us In the Future? (Funny Crave)

A photoessay: A Night to Remember at the Fisher Price Little People Barnyard (Blog of Hilarity)

JAY Z's Rhapsody Commercial (The Rap Up)

Rachel Sullivan Drops her Bikini Top...Accidentally We assume (Freakshow Planet)

Mudflat Olympics -- Germans Like It Dirty (Asylum)

Ten Disturbing (Yet Funny) YouTube Lip Sync Videos (Gunaxin)

Worst Yet Most Awesome Political Speech Ever (Apoliticus)

Danny DeVito's Naked Ass Climbs Out of A Couch (TastyBooze)

The Hulk Responds to the Disney/Marvel Merger (Comics Alliance)

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue (Holy Taco)

We're Not Worthy - Bow Before Ron Jeremy (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

This sexy piece of PLAYBOY ass is Carlie Christine:

She's 21, she's from Sacramento, she's got big boobs... and umm, what were we saying?

Speaking of big boobs, Terry Nova has more than she can handle:

Seriously, they're falling out of her hands. How DOES this woman stand up?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mr Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P. who blew the roof off Bulgaria:

The band's new disc comes out in October, and yeah... we know Bulgaria doesn't really have a roof...the venue probably did though.

Speaking of Bulgaria, What's with the fainting, Madonna?

You don't see Blackie Lawless fainting on stage, do ya? Come on... man up, Madonna.

Aaaand back to boobies with Brea Lynn and her pierced nips:

What is it about Brea that's so cute? Oh yeah...the whole 'exposed boobies' thing. Right

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

W.A.S.P. - 'LOVE Machine' LIVE in Bulgaria
Terry Nova Shakes Her Enormous Boobs
Cyclist Tumbles Through Finish Line
Brea Lynn and Her Pierced Nips
Unruly Brit Gets Knocked Out in a Bangkok Bar
Carlie Christine PLAYBOY photo Shoot
MADONNA Faints On Stage In Bulgaria?

 

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Wednesday Links: Fiance affairs and the Dancing Bear, Hong Kong KFC serves up Garbage, Lots of Link Love, Sebastian Bach and Jani Lane Live, Christine Mendoza, Tera Patrick, and the Girls Gone Wild

Your wife is an outstanding piece of ass who takes naughty photos for you... better keep an eye on her or she'll wander off:

This sexy wife is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy wives. They're a blessed organization

By the way, when she tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets homem buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This KFC in Hong Kong got busted serving up trash:

Fast food generally tastes like garbage, but that's a little extreme.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Once again...Kim Kardashian's Boobs (Drunken Stepfather) - and once again...Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape.

Tori Black is Wrapped up in Pink (z0d)

Bullz-Eye.com's TV Girlfriends Voting: Fox Force Five (Bullz-Eye)

Alisson, Zuzana, and Gina are piling on one another (Daily Niner)

What If You Were Making Love to Christopher Walken? (Funny Crave)

The 10 Funniest/Weirdest Moments on Jeopardy (World Of Isaac)

Oldest Adult Baby Ever (I Heart Chaos)

Heather Rene Smith is beyond beautiful (Freakshow Planet)

A Day Without Cats on 9.9.09 (Video) (URLesque)

Lingerie Football League Kickoff Preview (Gunaxin)

Sexual Intercourse: American Style - Incense and Candles (atom)

Lúcia Garcia can root for me anytime (on205th)

Ballboy tries to fly at US Open, Fails (With Leather)

The Ten Sexiest Album Covers (FunkJelly)

Wawfully Wedded Wife (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

Adult super-starlet Tera Patrick is having her picture taken:

but it's not like a high school picture...these are the naughty ones... the non-clothed kind.

Speaking of pictures, Christine Mendoza is posing for a few:

It's a sunny day, so why not roll around in the grass with your butt up in the air, right?

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BIG & RICH who were jamming with Sebastian Bach in Canada:

Don't look so confused, Baz... you are the Youth Gone Wild... or you were, at one point.

Remember Jani Lane from WARRANT? He's still kicking around:

That's Jani doing "Machine Gun" at the House of Blues in Hollywood.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Renna:

She rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she... gets more lotion. No way we're getting the hose out.

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Christine Mendoza - Summer Strip
Sebastian Bach with BIG & RICH: 'Youth Gone Wild' LIVE in Canada
Tera Patrick Nude Photo Shoot
Jani Lane: 'Machine Gun' LIVE in Hollywood
Renna Rubs the Lotion On Her Boobs
Mike Silverman - aka 'That1Guy' - 'ButtMachine' LIVE in Vancouver
Two Blond College Babes Making Out With Each Other
Caught on Video: Hong Kong KFC Serves Food From Trash

 

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