Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Thursday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, Cyclist Rolls Through Finish Line, Lots of link Love, W.A.S.P and Madonna in Bulgaria, Busty Babes Carlie Christine, Terry Nova, Brea Lynn

Your friend's hot mom is posting lingerie pics of herself online and posting her profile online:

This MILF in lingerie is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with MILFs. And you thought the Red Cross did good work...

If YOU don't get the job done...then the Dancing Bear is going to...

You didn't think all those cougars stayed HOME on weeknights, did you?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Apparently ROLLING through the finish line DOES count in bicycle races:

It is a bit taxing on the knees though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant negativity is, so keep your ugly mouth shut)

Elizabeth Berkley Cares about Starving Kids Apparentl (Drunken Stepfather) - She also cares about showing her boobs and ass off on film.

Brittany and her Hot Friend are Babelicious (z0d)

Patton Oswalt Interview (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia Jones has a Pearl Necklace...and it's so not what you think (Daily Niner)

What Our Internet Comments Will Say About Us In the Future? (Funny Crave)

A photoessay: A Night to Remember at the Fisher Price Little People Barnyard (Blog of Hilarity)

JAY Z's Rhapsody Commercial (The Rap Up)

Rachel Sullivan Drops her Bikini Top...Accidentally We assume (Freakshow Planet)

Mudflat Olympics -- Germans Like It Dirty (Asylum)

Ten Disturbing (Yet Funny) YouTube Lip Sync Videos (Gunaxin)

Worst Yet Most Awesome Political Speech Ever (Apoliticus)

Danny DeVito's Naked Ass Climbs Out of A Couch (TastyBooze)

The Hulk Responds to the Disney/Marvel Merger (Comics Alliance)

A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue (Holy Taco)

We're Not Worthy - Bow Before Ron Jeremy (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never bang anything even remotely good-looking without paying for it)

This sexy piece of PLAYBOY ass is Carlie Christine:

She's 21, she's from Sacramento, she's got big boobs... and umm, what were we saying?

Speaking of big boobs, Terry Nova has more than she can handle:

Seriously, they're falling out of her hands. How DOES this woman stand up?

From Boobs, we move to bands, Mr Blackie Lawless and W.A.S.P. who blew the roof off Bulgaria:

The band's new disc comes out in October, and yeah... we know Bulgaria doesn't really have a roof...the venue probably did though.

Speaking of Bulgaria, What's with the fainting, Madonna?

You don't see Blackie Lawless fainting on stage, do ya? Come on... man up, Madonna.

Aaaand back to boobies with Brea Lynn and her pierced nips:

What is it about Brea that's so cute? Oh yeah...the whole 'exposed boobies' thing. Right

From Boobies to Booties, we once again look to the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, and Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... for the people with short attention spans. US included.)

Take five from boning your best friend's wife and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

W.A.S.P. - 'LOVE Machine' LIVE in Bulgaria
Terry Nova Shakes Her Enormous Boobs
Cyclist Tumbles Through Finish Line
Brea Lynn and Her Pierced Nips
Unruly Brit Gets Knocked Out in a Bangkok Bar
Carlie Christine PLAYBOY photo Shoot
MADONNA Faints On Stage In Bulgaria?

 

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Monday Links: June is here! OK Highway Patrol vs. EMT, short landing in St Barths, OZZY talks Black Sabbath Infringement, Playboy poon

Happy Monday, kids! Did you have a wonderful adultery-filled weekend?. We hope you did!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

What's the thinking behind this Oklahoma Highway Patrolmen fighting this EMT?



Umm, guys? Can't we all just get along?

And YOU, sir...SUCK at landing:



...in all fairness, the airport at St. Barths is apparently VERY small and at the bottom of a steep hill, but you'd think you'd know that before trying to land there.

It's AC/DC, bitches...performing "Black Ice" in Munich:



Geriatric, but still packing 'em in at stadiums

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Check out what OZZY OSBOURNE has to say about the BLACK SABBATH infringement issue in our Latest MUSIC HEADLINES

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your hands are too calloused.)

This busty blond hottie is PLAYBOY's Corrine Morrill and her blue lingerie doesn't stay on for long, kids.



Corrine likes guys who aren't too overbearing or egocentric. That takes US out of the running.

This busty babe is Indian adult starlet Priya Anjali Rai and she's taking her shirt off.



...we still don't want to move to India.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:



PLAYBOY's Corrine Morrill busts out of her Blue Lingerie

Piper PA-23 Apache Overruns Runway at St. Barths

Priya Anjali Rai Busts out of her Bikini

AC/DC: 'Black Ice' LIVE in Munich

Brea Lynn Gets Naked Before Dinner

Caught on Video: Oklahoma Highway Patrol fight with EMT

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