Singer Hit With Guitar, Chunky Gal on Price is Right, Lindsay Lohan's Noise Bracelet, New IRON MAIDEN single, ALICE IN CHAINS live, Lisa Ann on Miami Beach, Jelena Jensen goes Camping

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

Jay from San Francisco metal band DEFY ALL ODDS took a guitar blast right to the face:

Judging by the speed at which Jay recovered, this isn't the first time that's happened.

Meet Carlin, the happiest lady (read: Water Buffalo) ever to Come on Down on 'The Price is Right':

We did some digging and Carlin won three pairs of Gucci Sunglasses. Way to overreact!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay's Scram Bracelet Started Flashing (WWTDD)

Come on, girl...Sober up and start making those boobie movies again!


Holy Hiney! Whose almost-ripe booty is that? (Drunken Stepfather)

Andie Valentino is having a Butt-Naked Picnic. Who's hungry? (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Tonya Torres (Bullz-Eye)

Guy on YouTube Explains Why Swearing Is Bad, Mmmkay? (URLesque)

Cotto: Road To The Bronx finale and exclusive post-fight interview (HEAVY)

Sara Jean Underwood is in her Underwear... haha... get it? Meh. (Dailyniner)

Four Pervy Features Of The New iPhone 4 (Dave and Thomas)

We'd like to sink our hooks into Nikki Brooks... or just give her a hug (z0d)

You Became a Meme (CollegeHumor)

4 Awkward Situations for Men (with Helpful Charts for Dealing With Them) (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

They're about to release their fifteen studio album, and IRON MAIDEN has released "El Dorado"... a li'l taste:

Get those IRON MAIDEN tickets online NOW - you snobby metalhead.

The reunited ALICE IN CHAINS is still chugging along, and this is "Check My Brain" at Rock Am Ring:

Their latest disc Black Gives Way to Blue has beenk certified gold by the RIAA.

From Heavy Metal to Heavier Hooters... That Old Gag...

Direct from Miami Beach, busty MILF Lisa Ann is busting out of her green bikini in front of a creepy camera guy:

No flimsy fabric can hold those hooters back! ...and that's not all. you should see what happens once she gets inside.

Oooh! Let's go camping!

When busty brunette Jelena Jensen goes camping, the first thing she does before starting a campfire...

...fondle herself! Yeah, camping sure has changed since we were kids

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Car Theft in Buenos Aires, Anna Paquin Wet T-shirt, Shauna Sand is Waxy, Rokken with Dokken at RibFest, God Gave Rock & Wigs to KISS, Those Damned Things Debut, Sandra Romain and Anne's Lovely Bodies

Do you know why God made FRIDAY?
So that you could unscrew you head, dump out the part of your brain that contains morality and hook up with as many women as possible... just make sure the husbands are out of arms reach.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

How do you steal a shitbox car in Buenos Aires?

With a little elbow grease and another shitbox, apparently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Paquin is Deceptively Attractive (WWTDD)

Then again, Anna Paquin does like taking her clothes off on camera, so how deceptive is it really?


Oooh! A Wax Statue of Shauna Sand! Wait, no. It's really her. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shauna stick to making sex videos PLEASE...and stay inside

Lauren Anderson Lifts Up Her Tiny Plaid Skirt (Freakshow Planet)

SPLICE: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

32 Poorly Translated Subtitles (URLesque)

Four Ways Science Will Kick Death's Ass (UPROXX)

Roxanna, why did you bother getting dressed? Your outfit is full of holes. (Dailyniner)

Drunk Driver Jumps Car Over Airport Toll Booth (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz Has A kick-ass body and even more kick-ass body art (z0d)

Badass Men of Manliness: Dennis Hopper (The Bachelor Guy)

How To Fight (Funnycrave)

30 Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs (ManOfest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

You know, you're just not Rockin'...

Unless you're ROKKEN with DOKKEN...at Rib Fest! Um, yeah.

God Gave Rock and Roll to You, sir...:

and God also saw fit to Give a Really Swell Wig to Paul Stanley from KISS because 60 year old men don't have hair like that.

What's this? Members of ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY together? In the same place:

THE DAMNED THINGS debuted at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, NY the other day.

From hard rock to rock-hard abs...on girls...

This is Busty Blond Southern Belle Anne from FTV Girls and she LOVES working out:

She loves working out, pulling out her boobs, working out, playing with sex toys, working out, fornicating with her hand... See? We no lie.

from hard abs to hard butts

hot ass Romanian adult super-starlet Sandra Romain is oiling up her booty:

She must have a very ashy hiney... and you can see Sandra get that hiney ravaged at BIG WET ASSES 8 - on Demand.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.