Car Theft in Buenos Aires, Anna Paquin Wet T-shirt, Shauna Sand is Waxy, Rokken with Dokken at RibFest, God Gave Rock & Wigs to KISS, Those Damned Things Debut, Sandra Romain and Anne's Lovely Bodies

Do you know why God made FRIDAY?
So that you could unscrew you head, dump out the part of your brain that contains morality and hook up with as many women as possible... just make sure the husbands are out of arms reach.

We found out that more women are having affairs than men these days...See? You come here, and you learn stuff!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

How do you steal a shitbox car in Buenos Aires?

With a little elbow grease and another shitbox, apparently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Anna Paquin is Deceptively Attractive (WWTDD)

Then again, Anna Paquin does like taking her clothes off on camera, so how deceptive is it really?


Oooh! A Wax Statue of Shauna Sand! Wait, no. It's really her. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shauna stick to making sex videos PLEASE...and stay inside

Lauren Anderson Lifts Up Her Tiny Plaid Skirt (Freakshow Planet)

SPLICE: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

32 Poorly Translated Subtitles (URLesque)

Four Ways Science Will Kick Death's Ass (UPROXX)

Roxanna, why did you bother getting dressed? Your outfit is full of holes. (Dailyniner)

Drunk Driver Jumps Car Over Airport Toll Booth (Warming Glow)

Natalia Cruz Has A kick-ass body and even more kick-ass body art (z0d)

Badass Men of Manliness: Dennis Hopper (The Bachelor Guy)

How To Fight (Funnycrave)

30 Female Celebrities Grabbing Their Own Boobs (ManOfest)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

You know, you're just not Rockin'...

Unless you're ROKKEN with DOKKEN...at Rib Fest! Um, yeah.

God Gave Rock and Roll to You, sir...:

and God also saw fit to Give a Really Swell Wig to Paul Stanley from KISS because 60 year old men don't have hair like that.

What's this? Members of ANTHRAX and FALL OUT BOY together? In the same place:

THE DAMNED THINGS debuted at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, NY the other day.

From hard rock to rock-hard abs...on girls...

This is Busty Blond Southern Belle Anne from FTV Girls and she LOVES working out:

She loves working out, pulling out her boobs, working out, playing with sex toys, working out, fornicating with her hand... See? We no lie.

from hard abs to hard butts

hot ass Romanian adult super-starlet Sandra Romain is oiling up her booty:

She must have a very ashy hiney... and you can see Sandra get that hiney ravaged at BIG WET ASSES 8 - on Demand.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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Thursday Links: Bus Crash Caught on Video, EXODUS stops show in Venezuela, DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED live, Heather Vandeven, Sandra Romain, Brittany Marie Guzik

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A commuter bus traveling nortbound leaves Holbrook, Masachusetts...

...a car hits it. The End.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

Eating Crushed Glass and Thumbtacks (Make A Dare)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Nicolas Cage Owned a Castle? Come ON. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hail Loren full of Grace... get it? (Daily Niner)

The Best 15 Films based in New York (Bullz-Eye)

Jessi Jade is umm... wow. What was I saying? (z0d)

Super Sexy Digital Desire Babe Veronica Ricci (Freakshow Planet)

Dirty Upper Lip: Celebrating 'staches that are before their time

No Sleep Till Brooklyn (Illuminati)

13 of the best breakdancing Fails of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Do you Tweet After Sex? (The Bachelor Guy)

Courtney Cox Puts On Lingerie Show In Cougar Town (Cougar Patrol)

10 Sports Themed Halloween Costume Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life (NextRound)

That Will Hurt Tomorrow (Dave and Thomas)

Joanna Krupa Mini Skirt Leg Show (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has an itchy bikini:

..either that or she just has an insane need to get naked and touch herself.

Booty-tastic adult starlet Sandra Romain is enjoying a leisurely game of pool:

Of course, making out with the cue ball takes the game in a new direction.

From sex-crazed nyphos to crazy Venezuelans, we see EXODUS who had to stop their show in Venezuela:

A bunch of lunatic fans broke through the barricade in front of the stage. Geniuses.

Moving north just a tad, our buddy DUFF McKAGAN played Nottingham with the guys in LOADED:

Do "Free Bird" man! Wait, that's not you, Duff. Sorry.

Sexy South Carolina PLAYBOY hottie Brittany Marie Guzik has a terrible last name:

...but she's got a really great ass, so it works out OK.

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED: 'Sleaze Factory' LIVE in England
Heather Vandeven Peels Off Her Yellow Bikini
Caught on Video: MBTA Bus collides with Car in Massachusetts
Sandra Romain Shows off her Booty and Plays Pool Topless
EXODUS stops show in Venezuela after Crowd Topples Barricade
Brittany Marie Guzik PLAYBOY Photo Shoot

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