Weekends are Pants Optional, Finnish Metal version of DURAN DURAN, Indiana Jones 5?, DISTURBED and Gorilla Noises, TAKING DAWN covers FLEETWOOD MAC, Heather Vandeven is smart AND naked, Kagney Linn Karter can Sing AND Strip, Alisha King likes Ice Cream

Yay! Weekend Time! Pants...Are...Optional! make solid use of of that pants-free time and hook up with a promiscuous co-worker... because God would want you to.

What? You've never seen a room full of women in their underwear? YOU have been hanging out in the wrong places, friend. Adultery. For Adults. It's in the Bible. Somewhere.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

Finnish heavy metal band. Siniging "A View To A Kill" by DURAN DURAN. Need we say more?

No. We don't. They're the NORTHERN KINGS. They're an acquired taste.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Indiana Jones 5 is Coming... For. Some. Reason. (WWTDD)

Oooh! we know why! apprarnetly 'Crystal Skull' wasn't embarrassing enough. 3 out of 4 ain't bad, is it? Let Indy Go Gracefully, please?


Finally! An appropriate Photo of Snooki's Large Dumper! (Drunken Stepfather)

Nothing Like A Prank War to Start The Year Off (The Campus Socialite)

Aiden Ashley bends over the luckiest leather couch EVER (Freakshow Planet)

Interview With Spike Lee (Bullz-Eye)

Dannni Yeager Rubs against a Yellow Corvette. Lucky Car. (z0d)
10 Signs You're a 20-Something, According to The New York Times (Lemondrop)

Wing Falls Off Plane at Argentina Airshow (The Smoking Jacket)

Drinking and Driving Mixing Even Less Well Than Ususal (UPROXX)

I'm On a Shark!!! (GammaSquad)

Midwife sews woman’s anus shut during labor (The Frisky)

Roger Clemens to Enter Prison in a Red Sox Cap (Sports Pickle)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

Our friends in DISTURBED kicked off their tour in Minnesota, and proved there's always room for gorilla noises in heavy metal:

and if you're into gorilla noises... go see DISTURBED live...because their songs have lots of it. Gorilla noises, that is.

After appearing on countless album covers... Vic Rattlehead finally made an appearance at a MEGADETH concert...

granted, he seemed a bit shy, but if you had a skeletal face that was clamped together and shackled, you'd be a little insecure too.

our buddies in TAKING DAWN released a video for their cover of the FLEETWOOD MAC classic "The Chain". See?

Not to brag or nothing, but we knew this song was gonna be huge MONTHS ago, so we used it in a FOUNDRY CAMS video...don't tell US we don't know what we're doing.

See what we mean? Clickity-click-click, mister!
and take THAT, Chester!

From hard rock to hard bodies (where ELSE did you think this was going?)...

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has a degree in education:

Which comes in very handy when masturbating on video. Just sayin'...

Busty, surgically-enhanced Kagney Linn Karter can sing while she's getting naked:

You know, just in case a judge from American Idol is watching shhut up and get naked, lady! What? Too Much?

Perky young Alisha King is rubbing ice cream all over her boobs:

Not like we fault her or nothing... if we had boobs like hers, we'd be doing the SAME thing. Yaaaay Ice Cream! Er, Yaaaay Boobies!

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Thursday Links: Shauna Sand is Upset, High-Dive off Hotel Balcony, Lots of Link Love, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, SALT Teaser Trailer, Victoria White and Heather Vandeven Make The Sexy

Awww,shit... Why does Shauna Sand look so upset?

It's because you haven't seen her homemade SEX TAPE! She worked really hard on it. Heh, get it? Hard-on! Ha!
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When doing a high-dive off a hotel balcony...

you might want to leave your brain... on the balcony.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Mariah Carey is too chubby to not wear pants(Drunken Stepfather)
However Mariah does have some very nice boobies

26 Amazing Photos of Robyn Mari Wilson (Gorillamask)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Erin Nicole has Nice Nips and A Puffy Pink Spot (Daily Niner)

Super Sexy Stunner Lela Star (Freakshow Planet)

10 Aesthetically Awesome Self Defense Items (Gunaxin)

A Practical Guide to Recognizing Comedy In Everyday Life (FunnyCrave)

Nic Cage Is Broke Because of Cobra Venom, Dinosaur Skulls (FilmDrunk)

The Woman Who Could Think Herself Off (Playboy)

Larry King's Hair Is A Bird (Banned in Hollywood)

10 Movie Titles That Double As Euphemisms For Genitalia (NextRound)

The 15 best Stacy Keibler videos of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Bill Maher Punched By Ponch (Warming Glow)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

Heavenly Heather Vandeven is stripping out of her school girl uniform:

We think she's faking the school girl thing though; the platform heels are a dead giveaway.

This chipper blond is Victoria White, and she HATES her tights

Why does she hate them? We don't know, but she tears those suckers off.

We're on a movie trailer kick today, so let's have a look-see at trailer #3 for Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey, Jr.:

Looks like Guy Ritchie made a cool movie, eh?

Here's the first teaser for SALT starring Angelina Jolie:

Cool, right? now let's look at Angelina Jolie naked.

Aaaaand from movies to BOOBIES (it kinda rhymes), we have Natalie Sparks, who is getting ready for bath time.

Which is, of course, another way of saying "masturbating in the bathroom".

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Victoria White Hates Her Tights
Sherlock Holmes - Trailer 3
Natalie Sparks Gets Ready for Her Bath
SALT - Teaser Trailer
Heather Vandeven Strips Out of Her Schoolgirl Uniform
Jumping Off The Hotel Balcony Into The Pool

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Thursday Links: Bus Crash Caught on Video, EXODUS stops show in Venezuela, DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED live, Heather Vandeven, Sandra Romain, Brittany Marie Guzik

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A commuter bus traveling nortbound leaves Holbrook, Masachusetts...

...a car hits it. The End.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your hangover is, so how's about lightening up on the intoxication and stumble into work on time for a change?)

Eating Crushed Glass and Thumbtacks (Make A Dare)

In College? Need Money? We have a solution...and your pants can stay on!

Nicolas Cage Owned a Castle? Come ON. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hail Loren full of Grace... get it? (Daily Niner)

The Best 15 Films based in New York (Bullz-Eye)

Jessi Jade is umm... wow. What was I saying? (z0d)

Super Sexy Digital Desire Babe Veronica Ricci (Freakshow Planet)

Dirty Upper Lip: Celebrating 'staches that are before their time

No Sleep Till Brooklyn (Illuminati)

13 of the best breakdancing Fails of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Do you Tweet After Sex? (The Bachelor Guy)

Courtney Cox Puts On Lingerie Show In Cougar Town (Cougar Patrol)

10 Sports Themed Halloween Costume Ideas For The Slutty Chick In Your Life (NextRound)

That Will Hurt Tomorrow (Dave and Thomas)

Joanna Krupa Mini Skirt Leg Show (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your mommy hates you and you have to crawl into a bottle to numb your misery away)

PENTHOUSE Pet Heather Vandeven has an itchy bikini:

..either that or she just has an insane need to get naked and touch herself.

Booty-tastic adult starlet Sandra Romain is enjoying a leisurely game of pool:

Of course, making out with the cue ball takes the game in a new direction.

From sex-crazed nyphos to crazy Venezuelans, we see EXODUS who had to stop their show in Venezuela:

A bunch of lunatic fans broke through the barricade in front of the stage. Geniuses.

Moving north just a tad, our buddy DUFF McKAGAN played Nottingham with the guys in LOADED:

Do "Free Bird" man! Wait, that's not you, Duff. Sorry.

Sexy South Carolina PLAYBOY hottie Brittany Marie Guzik has a terrible last name:

...but she's got a really great ass, so it works out OK.

The petite brunette Aubrielle makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut with this ass-shaking masterpiece which not only shows off her firm behind, but her carefully-taped perky boobs as well. Thanks to the guys in WINGER for the song "Deal With the Devil" from their upcoming release, Karma

CLICK ON AUBRIELLE TO SEE THE FULL CLIP!

(and now to recap... for those of you with the attention span of birds. Including us.)

Don't get a hooker. Have an affair with a co-worker, and get drunk looking at our MEDIA SECTION, where you'll see:

DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED: 'Sleaze Factory' LIVE in England
Heather Vandeven Peels Off Her Yellow Bikini
Caught on Video: MBTA Bus collides with Car in Massachusetts
Sandra Romain Shows off her Booty and Plays Pool Topless
EXODUS stops show in Venezuela after Crowd Topples Barricade
Brittany Marie Guzik PLAYBOY Photo Shoot

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