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If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:
Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)
Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...
Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.
What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?
You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)
It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!
Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)
Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)
Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)
Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)
The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)
Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)
How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)
So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!
You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.
How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?
If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.
From Rock to Racks...per usual....
What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?
If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.
the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:
but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.
Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".
Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:
Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)
Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.
Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)
Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.
Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)
There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)
Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)
10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)
Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)
Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)
Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)
Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)
Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)
The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":
..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.
Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?
Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.
From bands to broads, here we go...
Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:
That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.
Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:
It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!
blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:
she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
