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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)
Religious zealot at a secular school in Texas hits the deck during her preachy graduation speech:
...evidently God was too busy to catch her.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The one and only Richard Dreyfuss is going back to the water to battle angry fish in PIRANHA 3-D:
...only this time, he's bringing Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Elisabeth Shue, and Doc Brown himself...Christopher Lloyd.
Jenna Jameson is Insane and Always Has Been (WWTDD)
But come ON...We're not watching Jenna for stability...we're watching her get naked and bang. As long as we're being honest.
Adrianne Curry is flashing her cans on Twitter...again (Drunken Stepfather)
Which is no biggie because we have seen Adrianne Curry's boobs a bazillion times... or maybe you haven't? Eh, click it
First Look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow in Exclusive 'Iron Man 2' Clip (MovieFone)
Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)
Cody Love just LOVES being naked...and there's nothing wrong with that (Dailyniner)
Iron Manly (starring Joe DeRosa) (atom)
The Seven Manliest Films From John Carpenter (Gunaxin)
The 10 Coolest Roadside Attractions in the US (Guyism)
Puma Swede is Pulling Up Her Purple Dress (z0d)
A Los Angeles Dodgers Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)
The Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hosteses (The Bachelor Guy)
Hollywood Sign Saved by Naked Girls and Cocaine (FilmDrunk)
SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)
Danish hard rock? INDEED! PRETTY MAIDS still think it's 1989, apparently:
The band has been around for nineteen years... but they're Danish. So it's OK if you don't know who they are.
from bands to benders...
The latest trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender is filled with all kinds of CGI goodness:
...and it's filled with all kinds of bending... earth, air, fire water, all CGI and Bendy.
From airbending we move on to... bosoms!
Curvy adult starlet Claire Dames oiled up her booty for the kind folks at Big Wet Asses:
and you want the filthy? Check out the full, dirty, hardcore, oiled-up clip in BIG WET ASSES 16!
and from Bosoms, we move to MORE bosoms!
We're usually not big on redheaded girls, but Jayme Langford is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted:
and then make a malted on her face because it looks like she's into that kind of thing.
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
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It's Monday. The Saints are Super Bowl champs. ...and you woke up next to God-knows-who:
You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.THAT's TERRIBLE:Chances are, if you're a full-blown alcoholic...
...you SHOULDN'T be delivering cases of beer for a living.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)
Kim Kardashian's boobs hanging out in Miami (Drunken Stepfather)...oh screw subtletly watch Kim Kardashian's sex tape online now, damn you.
Blake Lively Hanging out on a balcony in Miami (WWTDD)...and here's every scene Blake Lively's ass has ever been in...Valentine's Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)Valentina Vaughn has a Velvet Vagina... sort of (FreakshowPlanet)Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary (Yep Yep)Sofia Lane has a Sexy Camel Toe (z0d)Super Bowl Ads: Just the Violent Parts (Warming Glow)Uma Stone...u-Myy GOD! (Daily Niner)15 Famous Bands With Scary Names (Gunaxin)Retro TV - Where are they Now? (FunnyCrave)15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)Valentines for people in troubled relationships (College Humor)Best Super Bowl was not shown. CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts (Dave and Thomas)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)In honor of his 49th birthday, here's a clip of Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE performs in Vegas:
Backed by Dana Strum and Jeff Blando from SLAUGHTER as well as drummer Zoltan Chaney .The Super Bowl trailer for the new M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is filled with CGI-yumminess:
...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.This is gratuitous. Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are playing beer pong:
That in itself isn't interesting... wouldn't you know it... a threesome breaks out. What a lucky lucky boy.While on a business trip, Denise Milani heads straight for the mini-bar to guzzle champagne:
In other words, she's our kinda gal. if we had boobs like that, we'd be feeling ourselves up too.Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:
Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
