Holiday debauchery, REAL STEEL trailer, COREY TAYLOR hates XMAS, New video from ALICE IN CHAINS, ALL THAT REMAINS in Helsinki, Kelly Divine in the Tub, Naomi on a Date, Eva Evangelina on the couch

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Umm, a garbage pail to stick her friend's head in. hooking up with your wife and her friend ain't the worst way to spend the day.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

TRANSFORMERS + ROCKY + Sappy Emotional Subplot + HUGH JACKMAN = REAL STEEL

Robot boxing? Mmmmmmm...wedunnoaboutthatone.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which attention-seeking wacko has her nips taped up and a see-through shirt? Oh click to find out, dammit (Drunken Stepfather)


The Ultimate Fitness Gift Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

Heather Jo Hughes Has One Hell of a Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Sports Year End Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Nikki Brooks has a body that F-ing Cooks (hey, it rhymes. Get off our backs) (z0d)

Jaime Bradford bends over the luckiest fence we have ever seen (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

COREY TAYLOR from SLIPKNOT and STONE SOUR really despises Christmas:

This is the song he wrote to knock Simon Cowell off his #1 perch on the UK music charts. It didn't work.

ALICE IN CHAINS busted out their new video for "Last Of My Kind"

And from the looks of it, the band is as strong as ever. That is RARE; when bands replace a lead singer (for whatever reason), most of them don't experience the same fame as they once did.

ALL THAT REMAINS was in Helsinki playing their new single "Hold On"...The studio version and video are right here:

...makes you wonder how liberal they're being with that vocal harmonizer. Oof.

From bands, we move on to... what else? Booty!

Young adult starlet and garbage mouth Kelly Divine is proud of her big booty... as she SHOULD BE (when girls stop praising their big asses, the terrorists win):

the fun doesn't end here... the full version of the clip in all its filthiness is at ASS MASTERPIECE ... what a great name for a site.

Speaking of big booty, Naomi Russell and her amazing ass are going on a date... and we only WISH this clip was realistic:

The truth is, you'd probably need to bring a dictionary for her and a bowling ball full of cocaine for yourself to keep up with her babbling.

Romanian slut-bag Black Angelika is having some breast-to-foot love courtesy of her friend Summer in this clip:

Foot on boobs... who knew a girl could get off on that? Yes, there is a lesson in each and every update boys and girls. That was today's.

If we had a body like Eva Evangelina, we'd play with it all the time too:

Just like SHE is doing in this clip from GREAT BIG TITS... yes, that's really the name of the video.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Chubby gals need love too, Nic Cage's New Movie, METALLICA Guitarist plays soccer with kid's face, Lemmy Knows How to Die, RATT knows how to fade into obscurity, Corey Taylor knows how to dress like a woman

OK, we'll be realists for a moment... not every gal you meet online is going to be a winner...

But who gives a shit? the bigger gals DO try harder. And YES, we're proud to say we know from experience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

What do you get when you give Kirk Hammett from METALLICA a big black beach ball?

You get to see him use a little kid in Australia for a goal post. SCORE!

The band is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which by the way, we just ordered.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
OK, We lied. It IS...

Is seems that NICOLAS CAGE has gone and made another film no one is going to care about:

Meh, it's OK... They can't ALL be GHOST RIDER...and yes that movie RULED!

Heels, Stockings, Nice ass. Anyone want to guess? (Drunken Stepfather)

Well friends, if you saw her in CHLOE, you don't need to

Featured Model: Allegra Wynne (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Jayne knows how to wear...and NOT wear...shorts (FreakShow Planet)

Honestly, will someone tell Susana Spears to just not even bring clothing next time? (z0d)

Shera Bechard knows a thing or three about showering (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Lemmy, MOTORHEAD, and all of his face bumps want you to check out "I Know How To Die", which is (we think) based on his ability to consume Jack Daniels:

They're about to release the face-bumping-fest The World Is Yours, which we ordered the the classic rock version of.

Yes, because we're SNOBS.

That's it. Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR is officially the Ugliest. Tranny. Ever:

Then again, it was a halloween show. They're out promoting Audio Secrecy to the legions of lunatics. Us being some of them.

You know, RATT used to be able to fill arenas ... like 20 years ago:

Now they're in New York, playing on the smallest. stage... EVER. However, Infestation did sell a decent amount of copies.

AND from RATT we move to RACKS!

Her namme is JEWELS JADE and she's enjoying some vibrator time in the sauna:

Normally we wouldn't be so concerned but please watch your fluids, madam

To say that Nikki Benz has big boobs is a bit of an understatement.

But they're damn big and she seems to have to hold them up a lot.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Holy Indian Hotness Priya Anjali Rai is showing her objection to biknis publicly by stripping hers off.

Away with you, vile bikini! There's diddling to be done!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Crane Drops Machinery, Montana Fishburne Video Preview, LINKIN PARK in new MEDAL OF HONOR trailer, Corey Taylor does Chris Isaak, Katarina Snow, PLAYBOY's Vanessa Raia

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

A Crane operator in the Azores (in Portugal) is going to be looking for a new job after dropping this rather cumbersome piece of machinery onto a dock:

If you saw the big chase scene in TERMINATOR 3, you know what kind of equipment we're talking about.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The (almost-safe-for-work) Montana Fishburne Video Preview is here...and Boy oh Boy is Larry going to be PISSED.

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!


Guess Whose Large Butt in Tight Pants this is? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon GUESS, dammit! it's not like you could click here and see a video of her going down on Ray J... oh, wait. Did we wreck it again? Uh huh.

Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America (The Smoking Jacket)

Five Ways To Cope In Cleveland (Gunaxin)

Kayla Carrera has a big beautiful back tattoo...and hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Ultimate Sex Toy Chart (Probably NSFW) (Windowless Van)

Aspen Mackensie is getting naked on the Luckiest...Couch...EVER (Dailyniner)

The 15 Worst Types of People in America (BroBible)

9 common porn moves that you should avoid (Guyism)

Someone really should tell Prinzess Sasha that her Bikini is falling off. Oh...wait. (z0d)

There Were Dinosaurs. There Was A Civil War (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT is banging out some Chris Isaak on stage in the UK:

Next up, Barry Manilow does SLAYER... *rimshot*

The new trailer for MEDAL OF HONOR (coming for the XBOX, PS3 and PC) is loaded with guns, explosions, and LINKIN PARK:

LINKIN PARK debuted the song 'The Catalyst' for the trailer, and the song is the first single from the band's new album "A Thousand Suns" .

From rock to racks...here's some fun

Busty Czech blond Katarina Snow is wearing a very tight Corset, but not for very long:

That flimsy fabric doesn't stand a chance against her massive mammaries...and that aint the half of it.

PLAYBOY hottie Vanessa Raia thinks she's funny:

She isn't. She DOES, however, look great naked... so it's ok. If she's was hideous, we'd be really upset.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Corey Haim & Corey Feldman, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Traveling Virus coming to Detroit, New Ringtones, New Videos!

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

The skies are clear, and it's a beautiful Rock Scream Tuesday, so have yourself a warm beverage, crank up some Jim Gillette, throw on your ratty IRON MAIDEN t-shirt, squeeze your nuts, give us a call (new number: 877-212-OandA), and do your best Metal God impression. It's also Hummer Tuesday, Diabolical Laugh Tuesday, and Far Away Phone Call Tuesday.

The Coreys - Corey Haim and Corey Feldman will be in studio today (who could forget License to Drive, The Lost Boys, Dream A Little Dream, Dream A Little Dream 2, National Lampoon's Last Resort, or even Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star), and if you want to see them in all of their reality TV awesomeness...Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!)

Check out the Photos of Corey Feldman and Corey Haim in Studio

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got a lovely new set of perfect perky boobs on RateMyWOW this morning...with the slightest little tan lines:


RateMyWOW: Perfect and Perky

Next stop for the Traveling Virus is the DTE Pavillion in Clarkston, Michigan on August 4th. Got your tickets? No? Get Your Tickets Online NOW!

If you missed the show in Mansfield, You can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven together of real Corey hair (so we're told... we could be mistaken):





CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!





Click the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...





(Check out what Kylie is wearing!)

The lovely Kylie from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new video showing off her F*CK ME SHIRT...and her hiney in a mirror...



FOUNDRY CAMS: Kylie Rocks out in her F*CK ME shirt

Listen to the heartwarming new parody by John from Fearless - My Dick's All Shitty

We also added TWENTY THREE new O&A RINGTONES. Just Go To The Media Section and click on the 'Audio' Tab (you'll see them)

Jim Norton's book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, is on SALE NOW, and he's doing a bunch of book signings, including one THURSDAY in New York:

• Carle Place, NY: Barnes & Noble – July 26th, 7:30pm

There's another batch of video goodness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Michelle and Her Cool Tongue Trick

Lucky Chinese Cyclist Survives Getting Hit By Bus

Melissa Dettwiller Flexes Her Chest

Sexy Buff Brazilian Babe On Stage

face Painting - the VERY hard way

$160 Worth of AreoGel

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Intro - featuring 'Linoleum Knife' by MASTODON

Guiness World Record: Heaviest Weight Lifted With Tongue

'Demons On The Dance Floor' (Remix) - Tay Zonday and Elijah Lucian

Tyler Hudson - Amazing 12 year-old Drummer

Saturday Night Live: Japanese Game Show

The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? (Grand Prize Winner Gets an iPhone...runners up get cash!): We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOU WANT IN



Then of course, you can check out these VIDEOS from the last time we did WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? in 2001:


What The Hell Is That? - Clip 1

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 2

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 4

What The Hell Is That? - Clip 5

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