Awful Lake Placid 3 trailer, Mystery Nips, Welcome Back LIMP BIZKIT, ANVIL rocks the Dildo, Jesse Jane Montage, Donna Bell and her itchy Bikini

Psst. You, over there... take a good look at the ass on the lady standing in front of you

Married, Shmarried. Conk her fella over the head and give her a good Rogering. You see, 'Rogering' is an old Hebrew word for 'Bunghole Adventuring'

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as the news you're about to get, fella)

The trailer for LAKE PLACID 3 will have you rooting for the dipshit-teenager-eating crocodile.

UNCENSORED trailer, we might add. See? That's an UNCENSORED shitty-CGI crocodile. You're WELCOME.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Whose rock-hard nips could THESE be? (Drunken Stepfather)

You know what? we're not even gonna wreck it for ya. We're gonna make you guess... and her boobs looked great in "Devil's Advocate"

Hamptons Partyers Hear Dennis Rodman Having Sex (The Hoop Doctors)

Bailey Rose ...has a really nice nose...and ass and boobs (Freakshow Planet)

The Office: Season 6 - Review (Bullz-Eye)

Brynn Tyler is playing with herself poolside. Because she SHOULD (z0d)

Best Getaway Vehicles for Pulling a Heist (Sub5Zero)

Lindsay Marie is all bent over, showcasing her outstanding dumper (Dailyniner)

10 Artists Who’ll Never Come Back (Smoking Section)

Ouch: 'Amazing Race' Contestant Takes Watermelon To The Face (Warming Glow)

16 Pictures Of People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls (Banned In HollyWood)

The Seven Worst Types of College Professors (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you got passed over for that promotion...again)

Woo! LIMP BIZKIT is back, bitches! Everybody break stuff! Or don't. It's your mess.

Oddly, the band is out on tour promoting an album that hasn't been released yet. Aren't you supposed to release the thing and THEN tour? Just sayin.

Moving over to Seattle we see Lips from Canadian legends ANVIL rockin' a vibrator better than Jenna Jameson on her best day:

Mmmm... Jenna Jameson. Someone said Anvil, or something...before... right?

But wait! There's More! You pay the shipping and we'll send YOU the boobies absolutely FREE!

Is there anyone who DOESN'T know who adult starlet Jesse Jane is?

How could you not? We interviewed her seven years ago after her first video. Goddamn, was it THAT long ago?

Romanians women don't like bikinis. Just ask Donna Bell, the Romanian woman who can't wait to get out of hers

and once she's naked, she makes a lonely vibrator feel happy. Yes. Vibrators have feelings too.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Opie and Anthony Links: O&A Return LIVE, Gallagher cake smash video online, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Animation Festival - Get Your Entries IN,

LISTEN TO TODAY'S 'WORST OF OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW' ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

The Opie and Anthony Show returns LIVE this morning, and with any luck, everyone will be bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and ready to work. Or, we'll all be bitter asswipes who can't wait to throw the first unsuspecting dope under the bus.

You might want to Keep Your PALTALK Turned On, just in case there's a savage beating during the show...of course if you DON'T have the Paltalk... you should sign up now!

Gallagher Destroys the O&A Studio: In retrospect, booking Gallagher on the same day we celebrated Opie's and Than's birthdays....might not have been the best idea. The again, Opie and Anthony made the best out of it...and cake went EVERYWHERE. Check out the video:



Video: Gallagher Destroys the Opie and anthony Show Studio.

OLD SCHOOL O&A VIDEOS: We dug way back into the O&A Video Archives, and pulled out these fine ass-tastic videos to show you:



Rebecca Bardeaux: Adult Film Star - 1

Rich Vos vs. Rebecca Bardeaux and Montana Gunn

Montana Gunn Returns - 1

Montana Gunn Returns - 2

Montana Gunn Returns - 3

Montana Gunn Returns - 4

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a great new set of massive mammaries to share with you:



RateMyWOW: Violet Addamson

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The luxurious platinum-blonde LUX from FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!



...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: - ENTRIES DUE BY THE END OF THS WEEK!!! (well, June 1st actually...but that is on a Sunday... so hurry yout cartoon-ish ass drawing...)The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL! (deadline is June 1, 2008!!!)

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)

Put down that massive case of of ennormous box of Kit Kats, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Monica Mayhem Rubs Her Hiney

Leah Teases The Camera

Bowling Ball Vs. Alley Ceiling

Brooke Haven Gets Topless and Plays with her New Toy

3 Liter Dry Ice Bomb vv. Cinder Block\

Sexy Framcesca Strips outside

Kobe Bryant Dunks while jumping over pool of snakes

Stracy Strips Out Of Her Oppressive Shirt

Tim Nolan - Professional Juggler

Sydney Moon Can't stop Touching Herself

Evil Cell Phone In Microwave

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Happy Birthday Opie...and Than, Gallagher, Chris Bell, New Boobs and RateMyWOW, Anthony's sick Voicemail, Vote for Th

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

VOTE FOR THE VIRUS: Which comedians would you like to see on this years Traveling Virus Tour? Go To VirusVote.com and Vote for your TOP THREE!

Today, we're saying Happy Birthday to Opie and Than with a magnificent breakfast from Basil T's Restaurant in Tom's River, NJ. Opie's birthday is actually in a day or two, and Nathaniel's birthday was last week... we missed it, so we're doubling up. Both of these fine gentleman are now the big 3-0... (half of that statement is true. You figure it out).

Also on today's show, we're welcoming the one and only Gallagher to the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram...we'll be sure to wear our slickers if he brings the ol' Sledge-O-Matic with him... wakka wakka. Finally, we'll be talking to Chris Bell, whose documentary Bigger, Stronger, Faster (about steroid use in America) will go into limited release on May 30th.

Anthony's 'Sick' Voicemail: As you may know already, Anthony was doing a horrible job of faking sick yesterday when he called out after his date with th lovley Ms. Jill Nicolini. We have the audio of the voicemail he left for Steve C. around 3am (Not that we blame him one bit. You'd call out sick too if you were hanging with a beautiful young woman who has posed in PLAYBOY:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

NEW Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks to our west coast cronies Yoshi, and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his site LOAD MY MOUTH (seriously, don't click on that at work), we have a great new set of perky nubs to share with you courtesy of hot-piece-of-ass Melrose Foxxx:



RateMyWOW: Morgan
RateMyWOW: Erika

...speaking of BOOBS, watch how seamlessly and shamelessly we insert this clip here...

The luxurious platinum-blonde LUX from FOUNDRY CAMS got a visit from the bosom fairy since the last time we checked in with her....





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE LUX IN ACTION!



...Now, those photos probably got you feeling a little brave. Well, before you do something overt, and get caught on camera... check out the site below...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL! (deadline is June 1, 2008!!!)

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Anthony Calls Out Sick

Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

'Today's Boner' Returns: Thank Goodness! It's been a while since we heard some hardcore buggering on the XM side of the show. Listen for new editions of Today's Boner each and every day:

Today's Boner is brought to you by BELLADONNA's EVIL PINK (Goddamn, Bella just loves putting cumbersome things where cumbersome things don't fit)

Put down that massive case of of CHEETOS, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Carmen Luvana In Bed...in a Pink Bikini

Topless Blond Lesbians Kissing In Public

Erica Campbell in A Blue Fishnet Shirt

Pee & Play - Belgian Beer Fans Invent Interactive Video Game

Michigan Police Officer Hit by Car while saving people

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Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Happy Halloween! New Boobs On RateMyWoW, Tobin Bell, Penthouse Girls, Lazlow and MANHUNT 2, Twitchels, Go Get

LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN, everybody. We have a HELL of a show today, and you really should make sure you have your Paltalk Turned early, because we have boobies coming! Yaaaay Boobies! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:

1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.



2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:


The Opie and Anthony Show


WOW Sticker Requests


111 West 57th Street

Suite 500


New York, NY 10019





3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many White Castle hamburgers you enjoy, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat a hundred greasy sliders.

OK, check out what the Opie and Anthony Show has in store for you on this fine HALLOWEEN broadcast:

- The one and only Tobin Bell from the SAW Movies will be checking in to brag about having a #1 movie with SAW 4.

- Our pal LAZLOW is coming by with a Nintendo Wii, a copy of MANHUNT 2, and... a straightjacket. You figure it out.

- The one and only Sandy Kane is stopping by to show us her...umm, costume.

- Our tourrettes-stricken pal Louis 'Twitchels' Centanni is coming up to ...carve a pumpkin...*rimshot*

- We have FIVE PENTHOUSE PETS showing up!! Check out this lineup:

Andie Valentno - May '07
Kimberly Williams - June '07
Jana Jordon - August '07
Justine Joli - September '07
Lux Kassidy - October '07

Yeah, bitches!

Just so you're up to speed, in addition to WYSP in Philadelphia, the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach. The good news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have Some great new boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Natalie Skye

RateMyWOW: Sandy Sweets

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day


2. Today's sound is "I Like To Make Werewolf Movies"

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

Hey everybody! Check this out...

(Check out what the lovely Alicia is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome Halloween Compilation that the Foundry Cams girls sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We've got some new hotness in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Super Fit Webcam Girl In A Whipped Cream Bikini

Camel Jumping In Yemen - from 'Dr Danger'

New York City Cabbie Beatdown

Sienna Miller Topless In Alfie

Fat Kid Singer Falls On Stage During 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Flower Tucci and Brianna Bikini Butt Rub

Bikini Babe Photo Shoot

Laura Cosoiand a Porsche 911 Targa

Savannah Gold Shows Off Her Huge Rack

Teenage Cheerleader Gets Trampled By Football Team

If you Missed Erock and Master Po dancing with Jill Nicolini on the CW11 last week, you can laugh along right here:



EROCK and MASTER PO Join JILL NICOLINI for DANCE FRIDAY


(and yes, we know she did PLAYBOY...stop sending those photos)

Our li'l pal JIM NORTON is all over the HBO with his Monster Rain special. If you missed it, don't panic...because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:





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