R.I.P. Greg Giraldo and Tony Curtis, How Not to win Portuguese Idol, BUSH is back, SOUNDGARDEN too, VINCE NEIL and ANTHRAX are still alive, Hustler's AVATAR parody, Carmen Kees, Michelle Monaghan

Hey-O! Call down to front desk and have them send up an army of maids:

This is the 'before' shot... the 'After' shot was filled with a few very sloppy married people. Adultery + Hotel Room = Time for Maids.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Rest in Peace, buddy. We'll miss you:

Greg Giraldo. Dead at 44.

You want to impress the judges on Portuguese Idol?:

You might want to re-think belting out that TRIVIUM song.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Top 5 Female Tony Curtis Conquests (R.I.P. sir) (Drunken Stepfather)

You're so never gonna get this one even if we tell you that she dated Brett Ratner for a while... See? You still have no clue who it is.

KRACKOON. A raccoon on crack. Duh. (HEAVY)

Recipes For Success #8 – Giving Back (FunnyCrave)

Oh her name's Amanda Corey...she's kinda... um, uh...wait, what? (Freakshow Planet)

Best Cheerleader Pics from NFL's Week 3 (Scores Report)

the 50 Hottest German Women (BroBible)

When the mood hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie...Alexis Amore... heh, get it? (z0d)

How To Beat up Bigfoot (Maxim)

Andi San Dimas has her whole hand in her...whoa. (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Alterna-grunge sex symbol Gavin Rossdale has re-formed BUSH:

...and apparently A LOT of people care about it.

Speaking of Grunge, SOUNDGARDEN played on a replica of the CBGB stage at the Paramount Studios back-lot in Los Angeles:

It was for the GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock release party. Hey Activision! Back up the BRINKS truck!

Kicking it back a decade, our pal VINCE NEIL tried tearing through one of MOTLEY CRUE's classic songs:

But the audience mostly heard clicking and buzzing noises. See, cuz Vince's voice is shot. Umm, yeah.

Hey... why not forget about that lame attempt at wit and pick up Vince Neil's new book?

What do people in New Orleans love more than throwing up on Bourbon Street? ANTHRAX! (uh, the band...not the white powder):

We'll always wonder what the hell that thing is on Joey Belladonna's head. It's not hair. It's some kind of feather configuration.

From thrash to ...umm...something that rhymes with 'thrash'

Those wonderful folks at HUSTLER bring us This Ain't AVATAR XXX:

Who needs expensive CGI when you have a set of rubber ears and a shitload of blue paint?

sexy Czech babe Carmen Kees doesn't need much of an excuse to peel off her bikini:

ooh! A Waterfall! Oh...no. here we go again. Someone get her a robe.

Busty young PLAYBOY babe Eve Jewell is making some office furniture feel very lucky:

Stupid lucky office furniture.

So, you like breast meat, do you Doc? Michelle Monaghan has a whole lot of it for you:

She left her dress a little...eh, "Open".

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Thursday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Greg Giraldo, George Carlin's Final CD, New O&A Video and Audio, Traveling Virus tickets on Sale, New vide

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Good morning everybuddy and happy Thursdee! Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, which, as we all know now is now part of the merged Sirius/XM family, we'll be hanging with our pal, and Traveling Virus comic Robert Kelly. In addition, fellow Traveling Virus Comic Greg Giraldo is also stopping by. We'll aslo be talking to George Carlin's brother Patrick, who is promoting the FINAL Carlin CD, titled It's Bad for Ya.... so as you can see, it's gonna be a busy day.

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

Speaking of Traveling Virus comedians, a lot of you are still asking about that website that our own Jim Norton mentioned on Monday. The website it HOT MOVIES. You can go there, watch as much (or as little) of a title as you want.

We often link to Hot Movies in our adult review section.

There you go. Now stop with all the Emailing.

...as long as we're talking about it, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center this Saturday, August 2nd, and there's going to be comedians, clown-dunking, and pest-boothing

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

MEL KARMAZIN vistis OPIE AND ANTHONY - Interview Online: Yesterday, Opie and Anthony sat face-to-face with their old...and now current boss... Mel Karmazin at the XM Studio for an extended interview.

Listen to the Audio Online Now!

Watch the Mel Karmazin Video Online HERE - Thanks to Sam for the video

COCKROACH WARS promo: Thanks to our own production stormtrooper Derek, we have a great new promo to honor the cockroaches that have brought us all so much fun in recent weeks:


Listen to 'COCKROACH WARS' now!

O&A off in Buffalo? Yeah, it looks like the Opie and Anthony Show may leave the Buffalo airways...BUT it looks like the show may go back on in Syracuse... go figger.

YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!

Helloooo Norfolk, Virginia! You lose one...aaand you gain one. The Opie and Anthony Show has been added to the 96.1 FM (96X) lineup in Norfolk, Virginia.

...now here's something totally unrelated to what we've been talking about....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

The petite (not to mention bisexual) Danni Davis from Foundry Cams sent us a brand-spanking-new video:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANNI's NEW VIDEO

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

How's about peeling yourself away from that enormous box of Oreos and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



LUDACRIS: 'Politics - Obama Is Here'

Adult Starlet Chasey Laine Breaks Down on Video Set

Burlington Northern Head-on Train Collision

Girl Launched By Inflatable Blob

JUDGE JUDY Cameras Capture Earthquake In California

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Greg Giraldo, David Duchovny, Bobby Lee Returns, Many New O&A Videos, Traveling Virus tickets on Sale, New videos onlin

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Holy Hell and Haleluliah, it's FRIDAY! The Opie and Anthony POgram is going to finish the week strong, kids! Today we're hanging with Greg Giraldo, who is not only playing the Traveling Virus Show in Jersey, but he's going to be at the Funny Bone in Omaha, Nebraska on the 26th. The one and only David Duchovny is returning to the show to promote the new X-FILES film, and of course, talk about Opie's new favorite series Californication (click for pics!). Also, we will be bringing back comedian Bobby Lee, who you have seen on MAD tv to see how he fared after yesterday's in-studio fiasco.

As always, if you want to see any of these fantastic in-studio guests, celebrities, or booger-eating... or maybe you'd like to try to catch a glimpse of the ever-shrinking Bob Kelly, just remember to turn on your PalTalk!... you can watch the show LIVE, as it happens. Or, if you're anything like us, you're paying close attention Ladies Of Paltalk, namely that chick with the fantastic ass who derails the show once every fifteen minutes or so...

New O&A Videos Online: Now, we mentioned Bobby Lee and yesterday's fiasco for a reason. Sam got video of it, of course! We also have a new clip of ERock tormenting the CBS-FM guys:



Bobby Lee Has A Panic Attack In-Studio

EROCK vs CBS-FM: Christmas In July

Double Amputee Scott Rigsby Visits the Opie and Anthony Show

Philippe Petit Visits The Opie and Anthony Show

...as long as we're talking about comedians who are ON the Virus show, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

Now, let's help brother Elmo sell some shirts...

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CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

The lovely Sweet Victoria (click for profile) from Foundry Cams just sent in this video of herself in a STAY COZY shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE CLIP

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Why don't you pick your head up from that big box of 3 Musketeers Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



European Babes Domino and Dominica Get Friendly

Nelli Roono Shows off her ENORMOUS bosoms

KID ROCK - "Steal Everything" Anti-Piracy PSA

WASP Injection Knife vs Watermelon

Officer Nearly Killed By Drunk Driver

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Greg Giraldo, John Cena, New O&A Show Audio, Animation Festival and Traveling Virus - Ticket Links, Awesome Heather Gra

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O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

Whoa boy... one more week done and over with! Happy Friday, you pretty people, you... Today on theOpie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back Greg Giraldo to the POgram. We'll also be hanging with the one and only WWE superstar John Cena, who can be seen trouncing wrestlers across the country (click for tickets!).

Remember kids, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio...just Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

New Opie and Anthony Show Audio: The one and only William (Hello Bill!) Shatner was on the air promoting his new book, Up Till Now: The Autobiography, and of course we have the audio for you.



Listen to the William Shatner Interview Online

***William Shatner and Angie Dickinson Making the Sexy Time? - yes indeed. the film was Big Bad Mama, and it was released in 1974. (This is the film Op, Ant, Jim and Mick Foley were referring to) WATCH THE CLIP ONLINE NOW

...and speaking of celebrity sex scenes... here's one that will have you frothing...

New Heather Graham Video: It's the video clip the guys were raving about on yesterday's show... The lovely, molestable Heather Graham has popped up in a scene from the indie film Adrift in Manhattan (unrated)...and oofah. Most...Aweosmest...Sex Scene...Ever... WATCH IT ONLINE

Still need Boobies???!?! Then you're going to enjoy this li'l vixen...

Petite, smoking-hot and BISEXUAL Dani from FOUNDRY CAMS is making her debut in her F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION

...Now, that video probably got you feeling a little.. 'anxious', so you should investigate this...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
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GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

Put down that enormous calzone, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Ava Rose Shows Off Her Perfect Perky Nubs

Alexis Texas In A Purple Bikini

The Most Bestest Tongue Kiss We Have Ever Seen

Swiss 'Fusion Man' Flies over the Alps with Jet-Propelled Wings

Busty Redhead Babe Struggles to Unleash Her Massive Melons

CCTV: Father and Son Attacked Inside Virginia Beach Pizzeria

Spring Break Booty Shake

Georgia Judge Arrested for DUI - Police Dash Cam Video

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Thursday Links: Greg Giraldo, Seth MacFarlane, EROCK Crying video, New O&A videos from Philly, New Photos, Miss Paltalk Contest - Win CA$H!, New Video

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Happy ThursDEE, everybuddy! We gots a bizzy bizzy show goin' on this morning and we have a ton of stuff to tell you about, so let's get to it, shall we?

Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with comedian Greg Giraldo, who is at Gotham comedy club tonight through the weekend. We'll also be chatting with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. Want to see all this goodness and nose-picking LIVE as it happens? Turn On Your Paltalk (and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room)

Speaking of PALTALK...

Miss Paltalk Contest: OK so every morning we watch the Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex... now they have a chance to make some CA$H (500 bucks)!! The Miss Paltalk contest begins this week, and you're going to need the Paltalk to check it out. Ladies, what are YOU gonna do to win the money??. We'll pick a winner TOMORROW - Friday, September 21st.

Have you seen the No-Nose Kidnapper?



CHECK OUT THE STORY - CLICK THE PIC!

Then you must check out Oscar De La Hoya Cross Dressing Pics!



CLICK THE PIC FOR ALL THE PICS!

Thanks to our own Sam, we have a bunch of new O&A Show Videos online:

EROCK (aka Sexbagel) Cries when he talks about proposing to his girl

Opie and Anthony LIVE in Philadelphia at the TLA: Woman deep throats a Geoduck

Opie and Anthony LIVE in Philadelphia at the TLA: Bikini Girl Licks Nasty Foot Scar

Opie and Anthony LIVE in Philadelphia at the TLA: Gross Push-Ups into a Bucket of Chum

Opie and Anthony LIVE in Philadelphia at the TLA: Guy Eats His Own Pubes

If you missed the Traveling Virus tour this year, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of real raccoon anus (so we're told...we could be mistaken):

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY!

Speaking of shirts...

(Check out what the lovely Romy is wearing!)

Then check out the new video that Romy sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

We added a few new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Melissa Dettwiller Flexes Her Chest Muscles...in a bikini

Female Powerlifter Drops Barbell On Her Neck

Sexy Young Lady Dancing In Living Room

Final VAN HALEN Reunion Rehearsal - 'Unchained'

Speed Drawing With Mauricio Ricardo

Man Rescued After Becoming Wedged in Chimney

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