Monday Links: Car Crash Fixes Headlight, Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini, Jessica Simpson Boob Grab, New FEAR FACTORY video, OVERKILL live in Spain

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When is the last time you saw a head-on collision FIX a busted headlight?




There's a first time for everthing, apparently...

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but that face of yours, however...IS. Get rid of it, please)





Jessica Simpson Got Her Boob Grabbed (Drunken Stepfather)





Bar Refaeli and her Perfect Body in a Bikini in Mexico (WWTDD)



From the Big Screen to the Small Screen: TV Series Inspired By Movies (Bullz-Eye)



AJ Bailey is Bare-assed on the Balcony...Braaavo! (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Nice Guys vs. Assholes (The Campus Throne)



Diana Doll could do some damage with those big ass boots (z0d)



6 Reasons Eating Healthier Meat Can Keep Your Meat Healthier (The Bachelor Guy)



Charlie Laine...guy name...definitely not a guy body. Wowzer (Dailyniner)



10 Recorded Instances Of Monkeys Sexually Assaulting Lesser Creatures (UPROXX)



Exclusive Interview with Uwe Boll (FunnyCrave)



57 Seconds of Abuse (atom)



'LOST' and 'HEROES' hate Black People (Comedy)






I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your lack of a basic skill set will have you sucking off others for years to come.)

Do you think the guys in FEAR FACTORY were optimistic about MTV playing the video for "Fear Campaign?"



Perhaps... the whole Nazi-dog-yelling-at-naked-guy thing might have been a bit much.

Keeping with the metal theme, our buds in OVERKILL have a new album out, and they're touring in Europe:



This was shot in Barcelona, and Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth needs a sammich... or three.

Pretty Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



AAaaaaand she does all that hardcore stuff you wish your girl would do...which is such a bonus.

Proving that the hottest women come from everywhere EXCEPT the U.S., check out Hungarian hotness Aletta Ocean as she rids herself of her bulky bikini:



It just gets in the way of all the suggin and the fuggin...

Flawless young PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is showing off her nude body by the window:



Now if that noisy asswipe cameraman would just shut the fuck up, we could get down to bidness...

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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Monday Links: Drunk Girl In a Tub, Ferrari vs. Bulldozer, Link Love, Bruce Springsteen Slip-Up in Michigan, Poodles at Firefest, Nina Mercedes

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub



Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that's a nice Ferrari, isn't it?




Keep watching. It doesn't stay very nice for very long.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)




Eliza Dushku has trucker butt!(Drunken Stepfather)

..and you know if you want see Eliza Dushku totally naked, make with the clicky-clicky.

Veronika is Very Innocent...until she takes off her shorts (z0d)



TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)



Uma Stone is ... is... oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)



PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)



Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)



Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)



101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)



10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)



5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)



'Dancing With the Stars' Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)



Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)



Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]



'Twilight' STD Spoof (Comedy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sexy Latina Nina Mercedez is taking her top off and whoa boy...



and umm... we're totally derailed now. go watch Nina's hardcore footage too.

Keeping with the bosoms, let's take a look-see at PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jamie Graham:



She's young, possibly-dumb, and full of... um, bosom. Goddamn, we got nothing. Just look at her.

From nipple-slips to on-stage slip-ups, how could we NOT point out Bruce Springsteen's slip up at the Palace at Auburn Hills:



Good evening, Ohio! Err, Detroit. Fuck.

Turning to the slightly-obscure, check out Swedish Melodic rockers The POODLES:



That's "Caroline" LIVE at Firefest 6 in the UK. Why? Because we CAN.

aaaand Back to Boobies with Ann Angel and her great tan lines...



Nina's dancing alone in her room... and lotioning up her boobies. she's doing other stuff too... naughty stuff.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:



We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!



(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:



Jamie Graham Nude Playboy Photo Shoot

THE POODLES: Caroline LIVE at Firefest 6

Ann Angel Dances Topless In Her Room

Bruce Springsteen yells Good Evening Ohio while on Stage in Michigan

Nina Mercedes Takes Off Her Tan Dress

Ferrari loses control and hits Bulldozer

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Wednesday Links: Evil 2 Liter Gets Revenge, Forklift Driver Demolishes Warehouse, KISS live in New Orleans, Lots O' Links, Capri Cavalli, Jamie Graham, and Kayla Collins all make the sexy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This evil 2 liter bottle of soda didn't appreciate being mixed with Mentos:

and it went for its revenge on the poor unsuspecting lad.

If you haven't seen this Russian forklift driver destroying over $150k in Cognac and Vodka...

Just click above. OK, now you've seen it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Kelly Brook is Topless in Her New Play (Drunken Stepfather)
Meh...who cares? Kelly Brook got naked on camera before and HERE's THE PROOF!

Pamela Sweet, a badass bike, and the luckiest silver vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Rayvoness is mushing her boobs together (z0d)

Gemma Massey is Oh...So...Sassy. OK, so it Rhymes (Freakshow Planet)

What If Richard Simmons was a Pickup Artist? (FunnyCrave)

Top 5 Unintentionally Disturbing Viagra Ads (Gunaxin)

Actual Premise: Retarded Church Orphan MMA Fighter (FilmDrunk)

Hot Chicks Love the TOP GUN Song (Holy Taco)

Is Your Name Dave? (Unstructured)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

If you can manage to pick your jaw up off the floor, take a look at Capri Cavalli making out with Katalin Kiraly:

Of course the action gets a lot steamier. we just can't show you here.

Those two lucky girls Danielle and Leslie are surfing the web and making the sexy:

Wouldn't you know it, Leslie can get her whole hand into a tight space. How's THAT for subtle?

From boobies to bands, let's check out KISS, who are out on tour now:

That's the show opening and "Deuce" live at the Voodoo Experience festival.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Kayla Collins from PLAYBOY:

She's sooooo happy to be shooting her new video...and to be getting naked.

One more for good measure, right? Everyone say hi to PLAYBOY hottie Jamie Graham, who just loves to stay clean.

you know, because she's feeling herself up in the shower.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
2 Liter Soda Bottle Gets Revenge
Leslie and Danielle Web Surfing and Making Out
KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE at Voodoo Experience Festival
Jamie Graham Takes A Shower
Russian Forklift Driver Smashes $150k in Cognac & Vodka
Kayla Collins PLAYBOY video shoot

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Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Greg Giraldo, John Cena, New O&A Show Audio, Animation Festival and Traveling Virus - Ticket Links, Awesome Heather Gra

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O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!)

Whoa boy... one more week done and over with! Happy Friday, you pretty people, you... Today on theOpie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back Greg Giraldo to the POgram. We'll also be hanging with the one and only WWE superstar John Cena, who can be seen trouncing wrestlers across the country (click for tickets!).

Remember kids, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio...just Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning.

New Opie and Anthony Show Audio: The one and only William (Hello Bill!) Shatner was on the air promoting his new book, Up Till Now: The Autobiography, and of course we have the audio for you.



Listen to the William Shatner Interview Online

***William Shatner and Angie Dickinson Making the Sexy Time? - yes indeed. the film was Big Bad Mama, and it was released in 1974. (This is the film Op, Ant, Jim and Mick Foley were referring to) WATCH THE CLIP ONLINE NOW

...and speaking of celebrity sex scenes... here's one that will have you frothing...

New Heather Graham Video: It's the video clip the guys were raving about on yesterday's show... The lovely, molestable Heather Graham has popped up in a scene from the indie film Adrift in Manhattan (unrated)...and oofah. Most...Aweosmest...Sex Scene...Ever... WATCH IT ONLINE

Still need Boobies???!?! Then you're going to enjoy this li'l vixen...

Petite, smoking-hot and BISEXUAL Dani from FOUNDRY CAMS is making her debut in her F*CK ME Shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DANI IN ACTION

...Now, that video probably got you feeling a little.. 'anxious', so you should investigate this...

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Opie and Anthony Animation Festival: The first annual Opie and Anthony Animation Festival is happening on June 5th, 2008 at Roseland Ballroom in New York City. The event is SOLD OUT pretty much, but if you missed the boat YOU CAN STILL GET PREMIUM SEATS ONLINE

GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... or EMAIL us a few screenshots...

BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!

...and if you need audio ideas to fuel your animation, check THESE out...

New O&A Audio Clips: Here's a few little gems the behind-the-scenes crew has been working on for the show:



Steve C is Trapped in a Beehive (production piece by Derek B)

Steve C is Walking on Sunshine - by Dru Boogie (Dru takes dummy's warm-up audio and makes magic)

EROCK loves BACON!

Steve C warms up his voice to Indian music! (dummy got busted again making stupid noises into a live mic)

The O&A Traveling Virus is back! The first date has been announced, and it's in New Jersey at the PNC BANK ARTS CENTER
.
GET TICKETS AT TICKETMASTER... and for those of you who want them PREMIUM SEATS FOR 'TRAVELING VIRUS' ARE ONLINE HERE

Put down that enormous calzone, and check out all the videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Ava Rose Shows Off Her Perfect Perky Nubs

Alexis Texas In A Purple Bikini

The Most Bestest Tongue Kiss We Have Ever Seen

Swiss 'Fusion Man' Flies over the Alps with Jet-Propelled Wings

Busty Redhead Babe Struggles to Unleash Her Massive Melons

CCTV: Father and Son Attacked Inside Virginia Beach Pizzeria

Spring Break Booty Shake

Georgia Judge Arrested for DUI - Police Dash Cam Video

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