Holiday debauchery, REAL STEEL trailer, COREY TAYLOR hates XMAS, New video from ALICE IN CHAINS, ALL THAT REMAINS in Helsinki, Kelly Divine in the Tub, Naomi on a Date, Eva Evangelina on the couch

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Umm, a garbage pail to stick her friend's head in. hooking up with your wife and her friend ain't the worst way to spend the day.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)

TRANSFORMERS + ROCKY + Sappy Emotional Subplot + HUGH JACKMAN = REAL STEEL

Robot boxing? Mmmmmmm...wedunnoaboutthatone.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Which attention-seeking wacko has her nips taped up and a see-through shirt? Oh click to find out, dammit (Drunken Stepfather)


The Ultimate Fitness Gift Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

Heather Jo Hughes Has One Hell of a Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Sports Year End Review (Bullz-Eye)

The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)

Nikki Brooks has a body that F-ing Cooks (hey, it rhymes. Get off our backs) (z0d)

Jaime Bradford bends over the luckiest fence we have ever seen (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)

COREY TAYLOR from SLIPKNOT and STONE SOUR really despises Christmas:

This is the song he wrote to knock Simon Cowell off his #1 perch on the UK music charts. It didn't work.

ALICE IN CHAINS busted out their new video for "Last Of My Kind"

And from the looks of it, the band is as strong as ever. That is RARE; when bands replace a lead singer (for whatever reason), most of them don't experience the same fame as they once did.

ALL THAT REMAINS was in Helsinki playing their new single "Hold On"...The studio version and video are right here:

...makes you wonder how liberal they're being with that vocal harmonizer. Oof.

From bands, we move on to... what else? Booty!

Young adult starlet and garbage mouth Kelly Divine is proud of her big booty... as she SHOULD BE (when girls stop praising their big asses, the terrorists win):

the fun doesn't end here... the full version of the clip in all its filthiness is at ASS MASTERPIECE ... what a great name for a site.

Speaking of big booty, Naomi Russell and her amazing ass are going on a date... and we only WISH this clip was realistic:

The truth is, you'd probably need to bring a dictionary for her and a bowling ball full of cocaine for yourself to keep up with her babbling.

Romanian slut-bag Black Angelika is having some breast-to-foot love courtesy of her friend Summer in this clip:

Foot on boobs... who knew a girl could get off on that? Yes, there is a lesson in each and every update boys and girls. That was today's.

If we had a body like Eva Evangelina, we'd play with it all the time too:

Just like SHE is doing in this clip from GREAT BIG TITS... yes, that's really the name of the video.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



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If you can read this... you're driving too slow.
Wait, what?

Psst... over there... your neighbor's wife is checking you out. Just 'cause you're married doesn't mean you have to stop dating.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We have a stripper DOWN...repeat, we have a Stripper D O W N!

So that's all the crap that happens at strip clubs you never get to see. Cool.

Mommy, why does OZZY look so confused?

Mr Osbourne is just tired, that's all.

And why is that guy-who-used-to-be-in-WARRANT so pissed off?

Probably because he pissed away all of his WARRANT royalty checks.

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That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we said so)

Jim Breuer And His Daughter Remind Ladies To Use Extensive Birth Control

The Top 10 Basketball Shoes of the 90's

When Superheroes Go Casual

Why Shake Hands when you can do this?

Kayden Kross's Personal Twitter Photos (could Kayden Kross be ANY HOTTER? We think NOT

The Ten Most Delicious Miracles

Spice Up Your Swear Words with Foreign Language Curses

The 6 Funniest Reviews of "How To Live With A Huge Penis"

The Hazards of Twittering 24/7

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you've run out of lotion and now have to use Crisco.)

Ass-Tastic Katja Kassin proves that Germany still has a few tricks up its sleve.

Katja likes it in the dumper. Just thought we'd share.

The naturally-busty Sasha D LOVES GIRLS but she doesn't like her clothes. She shuns them.

One more time for the slow kids in the back... Sasha D. likes the girlies.

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Lia 19 and Danielle Fool Around On the Golf Course
JANI LANE: 'Cherry Pie' and a WARRANT remark - Live at the M3 Festival
Katja Kassin in a Hot Pink Thong
RATT: 'Nobody Rides For Free' LIVE in Nashville
OZZY OSBOURNE very 'Tired' During 1989 Interview in Helsinki
Sasha D Naked at The Beach

 

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