Umm, a garbage pail to stick her friend's head in. hooking up with your wife and her friend ain't the worst way to spend the day.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like that huge thing you've been dragging behind you for the past several years... oh, that's your ass.)
+ ROCKY + Sappy Emotional Subplot + HUGH JACKMAN = REAL STEEL
Robot boxing? Mmmmmmm...wedunnoaboutthatone.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Which attention-seeking wacko has her nips taped up and a see-through shirt? Oh click to find out, dammit (Drunken Stepfather)
The Ultimate Fitness Gift Guide (The Bachelor Guy)
Heather Jo Hughes Has One Hell of a Hiney (FreakShow Planet)
Bullz-Eye.com Sports Year End Review (Bullz-Eye)
The Top 10 High-Performance Vehicles for Holiday Road Tripping (Sub5Zero)
Nikki Brooks has a body that F-ing Cooks (hey, it rhymes. Get off our backs) (z0d)
Jaime Bradford bends over the luckiest fence we have ever seen (Dailyniner)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you've conditioned yourself to believe you're still human. Whoopsie.)
from SLIPKNOT and STONE SOUR really despises Christmas:
This is the song he wrote to knock Simon Cowell off his #1 perch on the UK music charts. It didn't work.
busted out their new video for "Last Of My Kind"
And from the looks of it, the band is as strong as ever. That is RARE; when bands replace a lead singer (for whatever reason), most of them don't experience the same fame as they once did.
was in Helsinki playing their new single "Hold On"...The studio version and video are right here:
...makes you wonder how liberal they're being with that vocal harmonizer. Oof.
From bands, we move on to... what else? Booty!
the fun doesn't end here... the full version of the clip in all its filthiness is at ASS MASTERPIECE ... what a great name for a site.
The truth is, you'd probably need to bring a dictionary for her and a bowling ball full of cocaine for yourself to keep up with her babbling.
Foot on boobs... who knew a girl could get off on that? Yes, there is a lesson in each and every update boys and girls. That was today's.
Just like SHE is doing in this clip from GREAT BIG TITS... yes, that's really the name of the video.
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.
Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam
...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....
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