Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.



Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

CAM GIRL PROFILE: ROMY

Our latest victim to be plucked from the ranks FOUNDRY CAMS is a real rocker-looking-chick, and a bonafide piece of American hotness. Romy has only done TWO videos for us, but they're two of the most lifted videos we have (we've seen them on over 20 other sites already). You might have seen her rocking out in her F*CK ME shirt, or watched her slipping out of her fishnet bodystocking. We look forward to seeing Romy shake her assets for a long time at FOUNDRY CAMS. We thought she would be an excellent target to heave a bunch of dumb questions at...






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FOUNDRYMUSIC INTERVIEW: ADULT VIDEO STARLET GINA LYNN

Unless you've been living under a rock, or have a severe aversion to seeing naked women (and let's face it, if you DID, you sure as shit wouldn't be HERE), you know who GINA LYNN is. The young lady with the Puerto Rican and Italian blood coarsing through her veins spent her formative years in New Jersey ("she's from Jersey? I'M FROM JERSEY!!!) before launching her adult video career. You may have seen her in EMINEM's video for "Superman", or you might have caught a glimpse of her in the film Analyze That. Lastly, she made a number of appearances as a Bada-Bing girl in The Sopranos. Now, she's even got her own monster truck, as well as her own video company Gina Lynn Productions. She's a powerhouse, a jack of all trades, a rennaisance woman...and she was nice enough to answer our dopey shit.

Ladies and Gents... our interview with the lovely GINA LYNN begins...now:


DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?



Gina Lynn: When I get kissed on the back of my neck.



DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about



Gina Lynn: I drive a monster truck if that’s talent.. (Wouldn't so much call it a 'talent' as I would 'plug #1'... Check out a small pic of Gina's truck here)




Gina Lynn. Gold Bikini. Almost Nekkid. CLICK THE PIC!


DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)



Gina Lynn: I’m wearing sweat pants and a wife beater, I just came from the gym



DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend/husband cheated on you, how would you get back at him?



Gina Lynn: I would probably just leave him and move on.



DEMONCOW: In all of the scenes you have done, what is the most despicable, never-want-to-do-it-again act that you can recall? Details, please. We're sick over here.



Gina Lynn: I blew 5 guys at one time and they all came in a martini glass and I drank it and all but threw up. (anyone else got a boner right now? I'm packing at LEAST four and a half... I swear)



DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?



Gina Lynn: Yes of course, so does kissing. (Fuck, you're a strict one... but you're also hot. Hmmm...strict, but hot...strict...but hot. I have to mull this over.)



DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?



Gina Lynn: Great sex .




Gina Lynn... post-workout? Still VERY do-able. CLICK THOSE SWEATS!


DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?



Gina Lynn: Tshirt and jeans but they must look good on the guy. (translation: 'fat guys go home')



DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)



Brianna: Those 80 work-out pants with all the crazy prints, lol (I think she means '80s workout pants'... rather than trying to isolate eighty specific pairs of workout pants)



DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?



Gina Lynn: Guys that love animals and children and are honest



DEMONCOW: Love or money?



Gina Lynn: Love but money is needed to survive



DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?



Gina Lynn: Eating some hot wings. (I love it when they're honest. See? She could have made up any bullshit line, but she just got home from the gym, and she's craving hot wings. You have those hot wings, Gina...then go get a roll of Charmin.)




Gina Lynn... from the waist up. Could she be... on the toilet getting rid of some hot wings? CLICK THAT TORSO!


DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)



Gina Lynn: Chinese Food also gets me. (wait, what do you mean 'also gets me'?... perhaps she was thinking about eating the hot wings, but then hesitated because she then thought of the massive intestinal fury that would follow? Wow, and I was kidding with that crack about the Charmin)



DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?



Gina Lynn: Leonardo Dicaprio because he’s environmentally friendly/concerned



DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why



Gina Lynn: Cameron Diaz. (Yeah, but why? It can't possibly be because of that topless dominatrix video she did when she was younger, could it? You can't hold that against her...she was young... needed the money...etc. )



DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date



Gina Lynn: Nice dinner, movie and some hot sex afterwards.



DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?



Gina Lynn: Grey's Anatomy



DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy?


Gina Lynn: Bad Boy, because good guys always finish last. I like a mans man.



DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?


Gina Lynn: He complained because he came too quick telling me my pussy was too tight. (Ha...that's it. Blame HER. It's always HER fault... I should try that one next time)



DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?



Gina Lynn: Girly Girl




Gina at a convention in a warehouse in Jersey ...probably around 2002... Holding a homemade Opie and Anthony WOW sticker. CLICK THAT STICKER!



DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.



Gina Lynn: Michael Vick, all that fame and fortune and he has to kill innocent animals



DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?



Gina Lynn:The best of the best of course, me, Alexis Amore, Nikki Benz, Lela Star, Jenna Haze and Shyla.



DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…What kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?



Gina Lynn: Big dildo’s, vibrators, my personal blow up doll and plenty of lube.




You can put your hands over the nipples, Gina...but we can still see those bosoms. CLICK THOSE BOOBIES!


DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys,
you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).



Gina Lynn: Tuna fish with melted cheese (tuna melt) and a big pickle and chips on the side



DEMONCOW: Hypothetical Situation: You're on a bed in a hotel suite with seven other lovely young ladies, videotaping a scene for an upcoming video. There's a crowd of guys watching the action, so there's probably a good 17-20 people in the room. All of a sudden, you smell the unmistakable odor that can only be attributed to a human fart. Do you:

1) Yell "Cut!" and seek out the offending party so that you may point and laugh at him/her?

2) Pretend like nothing happened and risk going down on the chick who just blasted one?

3) Join in and rip one yourself, creating a new fetish video?




Gina Lynn: 1) Yell “CUT” and seek out the offending party so that I can point them out and laugh! I like number 3 though too.



Thank you Gina for a most impressive set of answers to a most mediocre set of questions. We appreciate you tolerating our sillines



CHECK OUT GINA LYNN IN THESE VIDEOS ON FOUNDRYMUSIC.com:

Jim Norton's Birthday Party - Gina Lynn Enters With a Cake

Jill Nicolini and Gina Lynn in 'SURVIVE THIS'



CHECK OUT GINA LYNN IN THESE PHOTOS ON FOUNDRYMUSIC.com:

Jim Norton's Birthday (with Gina Lynn and Jill Nicolini)

Gina Lynn and Ivy In Studio

Gina Lynn, Hot Shannon, and Friends



RateMyWOW: Gina Lynn


Get Gina Lynn DVDs on sale Now!


....and if you absolutely can NOT wait to get a DVD, and you must rub one out to Gina Lynn now, WATCH GINA LYNN VIDEOS ON DEMAND RIGHT NOW!



Finally, make sure you visit THE OFFICIAL GINA LYNN WEBSITE for everything you ever wanted from the lovely Gina Lynn

CAM GIRL PROFILE: BRIANNA FROST

You're probably more familiar with our latest FOUNDRY CAMS girl than you realize. You see, videos of her magnificent hiney have been circulating the internet for a little over a year, causing men and women of all ages to salivate profusely and collapse from dehydration. Of course, I'm talking about the ass-tastic Brianna Frost. Now, if you haven't seen her prowling around in her fishnet stockings and thong, you may have seen her wiggling her hiney to Fergie in this video, or you may have taken a peek at her stripping out of her denim miniskirt. There are several more, but the point is, you KNOW the Brianna Frost booty, and we're happy to have her in the ranks of FOUNDRY CAMS. We threw her a bucket of stupid questions, and she threw back... well, you'll see....



DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps?



Brianna: When a guy softly touches me on my stomach or butt.



DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about



Brianna: I’m extremely flexible. (I wouldn't exactly classify that one as 'hidden'; we've seen you contrort yourself in all kinds of ways on video)




Yup... Flexible...Veeery Flexible. CLICK THE PIC!


DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at this very moment? (no lying. We have spy satellites and underwear-sniffing dogs)



Brianna: Honestly…black camo army socks and a black lace thong and bra.



DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him?



Brianna: Id be tempted to cheat right back but not talking to him ever again would do the trick. (Yeah, it probably would, but then again...who's gonna cheat on you?)



DEMONCOW: Does ‘eating’ qualify as cheating?



Brianna: Duh! (Hmm... this isn't looking too good for us liberal-minded fellas)



DEMONCOW: Great dessert or great sex?



Brianna: Great sex then dessert . (Goddamn. Another amazing piece of ass girl without an ounce of fat on her body who wants dessert!!!)




Brianna's amazing booty...bent over...in the bathroom? Why is there a computer in the bathroom? Oh hell, just CLICK THAT ASS!


DEMONCOW: What is the hottest thing a guy can wear (ie; which article of clothing will guarantee a fella some horizontal action with you)?



Brianna: Anything Abercrombie and fitch; especially the cologne they have.



DEMONCOW: OK, now what’s the DUMBEST thing a guy can wear (you know, the kind of clothing that makes you immediately NOT want to sleep with a fella)



Brianna:Haha, I don’t know, maybe something that doesn’t match like a plaid shirt and polka dot shorts? (so what you're saying is that you don't find old senile men appealing? Gotcha)



DEMONCOW: What is the key to your heart?



Brianna: Lots of food and lots of attention



DEMONCOW: Love or money?



Brianna: Definitely love but I do like money



DEMONCOW: Whatcha thinkin' about?



Brianna: Carmine Gotti. (Oof. She's into guidos with spiked hair.)




Brianna standing in the infamous corner in her infamous room from so many infamous videos... CLICK THE INFAMOUS PIC!...infamous (heh, five times).


DEMONCOW: What kind of food turns your rear end into a bubbly salad shooter? (meaning, what type of cuisine is most likely to give you intestinal discomfort)



Brianna: Haha! I have no idea…probably something really rich and buttery like fettucini alfredo. (that means she DOES have an idea, and probably DOESN'T eat alfredo sauce anymore)



DEMONCOW: What celebrity would you like to see running America, and why?



Brianna: Tyra Banks; shes smart, funny, genuine and of course sexy as hell.(*tilts head to one side like a labrador retreiver, looking puzzled*)



DEMONCOW: Which celebrity deserves a spiked stiletto heel up his/her ass, and why



Brianna: Hmmmm…Sarah Silverman. I totally lost all respect for her when she trashed Paris Hilton at the movie awards. (What? During the awards show opening monologue, she joked about the prison guards painting Paris' jail cell bars to look like penises to make her feel more at home. Come ON, that's funny... you know, because her claim to fame is a homemade sex tape...)



DEMONCOW: Describe your ideal date



Brianna: Something fun like going clubbing, then back to my apartment for a nice cuddle session and movie.



DEMONCOW: Grey's Anatomy or Desparate Housewives?



Brianna: Neither.



DEMONCOW: Good guy or bad boy?


Brianna: Good guy that has a little bad boy personality when it comes to the bedroom. (Ah, a nice boy who farts when he sleeps.)



DEMONCOW: Most awkward thing someone has said to you after sex?


Brianna: Um…I don’t know remember, probably something like “are you hungry?”



DEMONCOW: Are you a girly girl or a tom boy?



Brianna: Definitely a girly girl.




don't you just want to bounce nickels off Brianna's hiney? Yeah, I know...sounds like fun. Click It!



DEMONCOW: Who disgusts you? Please don't say me, please don't say me.



Brianna: My ex boyfriend.



DEMONCOW: I’m going to ransack your porn collection (no, you don’t have enough time to clean up and hide them). What kind of titles/genres/performers am I going to find in your smut drawer?



Brianna:A lot of lesbian stuff, haha. I’m not a lesbian however I like watching girls go at it.



DEMONCOW: OK, now I’m heading for your ‘toy chest’…What kind of sexual devices are getting you off these days?



Brianna: My rabbit pearl aka my best friend.




We smashed our heads into our monitors a dozen times trying to motorboat Brianna's hiney. CLICK IT!.


DEMONCOW: Describe for us, your favorite sandwich (no, not one with you and two guys,
you and two chicks. we mean FOOD).



Brianna: Subway! Their sweet onion chicken teriyaki sandwich.



Thanks Brianna for that eye-opening (and head scratching) interview!



See Brianna Frost in these great cam videos:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brianna Frost in a Black Thong and Fishnets

Brianna Frost Dances in her Thong to Fergie

Brianna Frost and Her Oiled Up Body

Brianna Frost strips out of her denim miniskirt

Brianna Frost Strips Down To Her Black Thong

Brianna Frost in a white thong

Brianna Frost Strips Down To Her Black Bra and Panties





...and now that you've got yourself worked up into a froth... HEAD OVER TO FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH BRIANNA FROST LIVE!


Also, You can check out Brianna at her own website

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brianna Frost in a Black Thong and Fishnets

The sexy Brianna Frost from FOUNDRY CAMS has the most hypnotic read end we have ever seen. Watch as she prowls around on the floor in fishnet stockings and a tiny thong, flexing her perfect butt for the camera. Music By Circus Of Dead Squirrels. chat with Brianna Frost on FOUNDRY CAMS now!





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