She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)
They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are
Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT
Click it, fool!
Click that one too!
Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)
This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom
Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.
And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)
Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)
10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)
Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)
Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)
This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.
You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.
From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:
Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:
They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.
I said click, click, click-a-click-click.
Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:
We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:
Click it, fool!
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.
Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.
Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!
They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.
That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!
...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.
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