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It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.
So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.
and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.
He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)
Powerlifter Logan Lacy can hold up 1008 lbs realy well:
He's just not so good at holding down his lunch.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The Gary Coleman Photo is Worse than You Thought (WWTDD)
Carmen Electra is Still Kinda hot (Drunken Stepfather)
and now, because we can...let's all oogle Carmen Electra's scantily-clad/naked arse!
PLAYBOY's Crista Nicole is Nice and Naked...in what looks like a church? Sacrilige! (Freakshow Planet)
A Video Chat With Adam Corolla (Bullz-Eye)
Dog Kills Baby (In a Good Way!) (URLesque)
13 Hillariously Ridiculous Movie Posters (Gunaxin)
Asian Playboy Playmate Lesbians... *droool* (Dailyniner)
You’re Doing It Wrong: 35 Horrible Tans (Banned In Hollywood)
Ashley Nicole has Two First Names and Multiple Amazing Assets (z0d)
Top 10: Reasons To Ride A Motorcycle, By Marisa Miller (AskMen)
Greece Produces Delightfully Absurd Movie Trailer (FilmDrunk)
Timeline of Tragedy: Barack Obama Appears in the “Whoomp There It Is” Video (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)
Our buddies in DROWNING POOL look awfully chilly in their new video for 'Turn So Cold':
They'll be on tour all summer as well as on OZZFEST, so Get your tickets now before some other numbnuts does!.
The old farts in ARMORED SAINT are still doing (and encouraging others to do) the "Tribal Dance":
The band's latest disc La Raza shipped in March, and sold 18,000 copies its first week. Not bad for a bunch of old farts.
You've heard Polish jokes, and maybe you've had Polish food...but Polish METAL? Indeed. This is the latest video from BLACK RIVER:
BLACK RIVER is comprised of members (current and former) of DIMMU BORGIR, BEHEMOTH, NEOLITHIC, SOULBURNERS and ROOTWATER.
From Heavy Metal to Heaving Hanging Hooters...
We've become very familiar with chesty young Taylor Vixen as of late:
this clip features Taylor and the luckiest bottle of lotion EVER.
From big'uns to lil'uns...
This is adult starlet Chelsea Rae, one of the hottest women you'll ever see...doing the dumbest dance you'll ever see:
Chelsea is simply prepping her hiney for the ravaging it's about to get in BIG WET ASSES 8 - On Demand Now
We read online that Sexy PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jennie Reid likes to sprinkle diamonds on her corn flakes...why?
Because it makes her dookie sparkle, silly person. Sheesh.
Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?
Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:
Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!
Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)
Everyone meet Julio, the drunkest drummer EVER:
He's too drunk for drums..and that, folks...is a cryin' shame.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
While we weren't initially crazy about seeing SPLICE, the latest trailer is filled with Adrien Brody's Nosey Goodness:
Why do we have to reference Adrien Brody's Schnozz every time? Because we're fucking infants. That's why.
Chelsea Handler has a Sex Tape (WWTDD)
Wait, hold on a minute...the author of MY HORIZONTAL life has a Sex Tape???. We...umm, never saw this coming.
Whose Middle-aged well-maintained nips are poking out through this shirt? (Drunken Stepfather)
So what if she has lips like a blowfish? She looks great without her clothes on... and we're pigs so that's all that matters.
PRINCE OF PERSIA Trailer Gets LEGO-ized (MovieFone)
Jessica Jaymes is Just Jumping out of her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)
Splinter Cell: Conviction - Review (Bullz-Eye)
Nikki Benz is the kind of gal you'd like to buy a...Benz...for (Dailyniner)
Broke-Ass Marilyn Monroe -- Is It Porn? (Asylum)
25 Ridiculous Product Directions Protecting People From Themselves (TheBachelorGuy)
High Speed Footage Of Sh-t Blowing Up (UPROXX)
Christine Mercedes (insert forced luxury car reference here) is mostly naked on the bed... *drool* (z0d)
is this Chubby Baby Hosting an Alien? (Video Gone Viral)
Hey Mom!! Come take a picture of me for my metalhead friends! (College Humor)
The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos Of All Time (Manofest)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)
Our friends in EXTREME are reunited (that's not news) and they found a backyard full of people for their "King Of The Ladies" video:
The video is one of several bonuses on the band's new Take Us Alive CD/DVD, coming out in May.
from EXTREME songs to exrteme-ly large breasts...
Hooterific Brandy Robbins got a new webcam:
Apparenly, Brandy just figured out that guys like watching women strip on Webcam. We've known that for a while.
as long as we're looking at busty gals...
Buxom, curvy PLAYBOY babe Julie Morse is going to to school to be a teacher:
"but don't let her soft spoken ways fool you" is what her online bio says... Yeah, because that whole crawling-naked-on-the-table thing totally had us thrown for a loop.
You like blondes, do ya Doc?
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!)
Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!
Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning bosom flashing! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we welcome back our pal Colin Quinn
. He's going to be at Caroline's On Broadway, so if you're in the city, go check him out... if you're not in the area, then ...you should wait till he's in your area....speaking of our funny friends...Let's help Robert Kelly climb that list on Amazon! He has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's on sale NOW!
Click the pic to order it now!
New OPIE & ANTHONY Videos Online: Thanks to the slick camera work of our own Sam and Tony, we have some wonderful new...and disturbing videos to share with you:
Chelsea Handler Calls Perez Hilton 'Disgusting'
Annie the Belly Dancer Dances Live in the O&A StudioOpie and Anthony Animation Festival: You Animators better be animatin' for the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, because the deadline for entries is June 1st...hurry your ass up! The O&A Animation Festival is going to be on June 5th at The Roseland Ballroom in New York City!!
GET ALL THE ANIMATION FESTIVAL DETAILS AND EXAMPLES HERE....then get your ass animatin' because we have $10,000 in prize money to give away!... and if you ARE animating something for the festival, why not give us a call and let us know what you're working on... BUT DON'T POST THE FINISHED PROJECT ONLINE BEFORE THE FESTIVAL!...Now Back to this Whip 'em Out Wednesday thingee...If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.
2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019
3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many triple cheeseburgers you like you scarf down, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese....now, speaking of things that have to do with tits...check out how poorly we segue into this video...Pretty, Pig-tailed Mary Kate from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a brand new video in her tiny STAY COZY shirt:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!speaking of girls you'd like to do inappropriate things to...Every day, we're getting emails about dating service that caters to married men and women? You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? They're Ashley Madison... so there. Now you know....still need boobies? Well, thank God for our new fixation...PRISON BITCH MOVIES: Our new obsession (until we get distracted by the next obsession) is PRISON BITCH MOVIES! They're full of naked ladies, shitty acting, and horrible dialog. Need examples? Check out these:
Ilsa The Wicked Warden
Ilsa The Tigress Of Siberia
Ilsa, Harem Keeper of The Oil Sheiks
The Swinging Barmaids
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman
Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S.OLD SCHOOL OPIE AND ANTHONY VIDEOS: We dug up a whole bunch of wonderful video from the archives for you to drool over:
Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 1
Musical Dildo Chairs - Part 2
Best Ass Contestants - Day 1
Best Ass Contestants - Day 2
Best Ass Contestants - Day 3
Best Ass Contestants - Day 4Put down that entire cheese pizza, and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:
Sexy Blonde Babe Striptease
Green Lantern Clobbered By A Dumb Red Bird
Mucho Culo - The Ultimate Booty Compilation
2 Girls Making Out In A Hotel Room
Indian Superman and Spider Woman
