Monday Links: ATV faceplant into River, Scott Weiland's rough Week, New Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Vanilla Gorilla Update, Mystery Midsection, Kay

How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?



If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...




Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:




If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.

ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)



...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date Timberlake



How to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)



Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)



20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)



Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)



10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)



Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)



Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)



50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)



The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)



Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:



Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa.

...and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:



"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"

From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....

Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:



She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on camera

Spekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...

This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:



Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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Wednesday Links: Hump Day HumpFest, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Emergency Room Brawl, New KISS video, Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Naked Wakeboarding, Magen Lugo in the Bath

Happy Hump Day, folks. Spend some time loving thy neighbor this holiday season...Literally.

You know, just hanging around... doing laundry... flirting awkwardly and having torrid affairs. Go ask your married neighbor if you can borrow some detergent.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Daria Glower and Rachel:

RateMyWOW: RACHEL
RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Usually the "Baby Daddy" Fights happen on Maury:

...and NOT in the Emergency ROom.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Nippage
(Drunken Stepfather)
and because we love pointing this shit out...Here's every nude scene Lindsay Lohan ever did on film.

Magdelana is one hot Mama... you know, cuz that Rhymes (z0d)

Top 10 Cool Things at SEMA Show 2009 (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Faye in a Girl/Girl Taste Test (Daily Niner)

How to Use Twitter Tactics in Real Life (FunnyCrave)

Brandi Bryant is Busting Out of her Black Bikini (FreakshowPlanet)

Monkeys Are Assuredly Plotting Against Us (GammaSquad)

Saints Fans Shoot Up A TV (With Leather)

7 annoying photograph poses that prove you’re a douchebag (Guyism)

Heavy's Holiday Travel Tips (Heavy)

Everyone Hates Perez Hilton (Warming Glow)

Tennessee 'Hostesses' Used to Lure Recruits; NCAA Investigating (Buster Sports)

A Flowchart To Determine What Holiday To Celebrate (Holy Taco)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Ladies, naked wakeboarding is a great way to mangle your cooter...just ask PLABOY hottie Jennifer Walcott:

Especially if she falls off. That's a scene from PLAYBOY X Mates - check it out!

As long as we're looking at sexy PLAYBOY bitches, let's look at Magen Lugo:

She's getting clean. Cleanliness is next to...something.

Yooooouuuu Wanted the best, yooouuuu got... eh, KISSS!!!!! and they're really TALL.

The video for "Modern Day Delilah has been released and that's it up there. Click it.

The trailer for the live-action version of The Sorcerer's Apprentice is online:

Why are WE linking it up? Because it's a lot darker than we thought... and GHOST RIDER...err, Nicolas Cage is in it.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - Trailer
PLAYBOY's Magen Lugo Taking a Bath
KISS: 'Modern Day Delilah' - Official Video
Jennifer Walcott Naked Wakeboarding
Fight Inside Brookdale Hospital In Brooklyn/li>

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