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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)
We'd like to introduce you to a new game called 'Chase Hetfield':
It involves you and a few buddies chasing down METALLICA frontman James Hetfield on his day off.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape is Coming! (Drunken Stepfather)
...and coming...and coming...and coming... Thank you to the wonderful folks at VIVID for getting their mits on this video!
The Perfectly Executed Rocket Jump (Fork Party)
Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)
Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)
Pizza Huh? (Knocking Off)
Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)
The Five Weirdest PETA Campaigns (UPROXX)
Stan Lee Defends Your Right To Play Violent Video Games (Gamma Squad)
Kevin Arnold Meets Zach Morris (NextRound)>
40 Photos of Ana de la Reguera, Kenny Powers’ Spicy Latin Love Interest (BroBibile)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)
You want to hear another Substance-abuse-filled rant from Scott Weiland?
OF COURSE you do! When he's not fucked up, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SOUNDS GREAT, DON'T THEY?
Ever since Gus G joined up with OZZY OSBOURNE (who is on tour now - click for tix!) his other band is getting a lot more popular:
We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.
From Greek Metal to Canadian Boobs...away we go!
Playboy's Anastasia Christen is a 20 year-old brunette from Kelowna, British Columbia without outstanding 34DD breasts:
Seee more of Anastasia at WOMEN OF PLAYBOY... because it's a moral obligation.
Our favorite ditzy blond buddy Mary Carey is in the backyard feeling herself up:
Honestly, when you're sometimes-sober feeling yourself up in the backyard is something you do...Duh!!
Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".
Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
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Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:
See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)
A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:
Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)
Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!
Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!
Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)
Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)
Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)
Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)
Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)
Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)
Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)
Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)
Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:
Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.
Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?
indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.
Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!
Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:
How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?
Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:
Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!
Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:
Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.
21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".
Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?
If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.THAT's TERRIBLE:(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...
Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:
If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)
The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls
Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date TimberlakeHow to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:
Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa....and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:
"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:
She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on cameraSpekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:
Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
