Chasing James Hetfield, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Preview, Another Scott Weiland Rant, New Firewind video, Playboy's Anastasia Christen, Mary Carey Feels Herself Up

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

We'd like to introduce you to a new game called 'Chase Hetfield':

It involves you and a few buddies chasing down METALLICA frontman James Hetfield on his day off.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape is Coming! (Drunken Stepfather)

...and coming...and coming...and coming... Thank you to the wonderful folks at VIVID for getting their mits on this video!

The Perfectly Executed Rocket Jump (Fork Party)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Pizza Huh? (Knocking Off)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

The Five Weirdest PETA Campaigns (UPROXX)

Stan Lee Defends Your Right To Play Violent Video Games (Gamma Squad)

Kevin Arnold Meets Zach Morris (NextRound)>

40 Photos of Ana de la Reguera, Kenny Powers’ Spicy Latin Love Interest (BroBibile)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

You want to hear another Substance-abuse-filled rant from Scott Weiland?

OF COURSE you do! When he's not fucked up, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SOUNDS GREAT, DON'T THEY?

Ever since Gus G joined up with OZZY OSBOURNE (who is on tour now - click for tix!) his other band is getting a lot more popular:

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Greek Metal to Canadian Boobs...away we go!

Playboy's Anastasia Christen is a 20 year-old brunette from Kelowna, British Columbia without outstanding 34DD breasts:

Seee more of Anastasia at WOMEN OF PLAYBOY... because it's a moral obligation.

Our favorite ditzy blond buddy Mary Carey is in the backyard feeling herself up:

Honestly, when you're sometimes-sober feeling yourself up in the backyard is something you do...Duh!!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Nice Lady Knock Out, Jessica Alba Upskirt, Scott Weiland Faceplant, AEROSMITH on stage NOT fighting, Breanna Meets PRETTY MAIDS, Janette takes a Bath, Sandra Shine plays with herself, Sara Jay's Boobs pop out

Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:

See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:

Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!


Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!

Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)

Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)

Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)

Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)

Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)

Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:

Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.

Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?

indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!

Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:

How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?

Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:

Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!

Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:

Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Friday Links: Crazy Romanian Lady, KNIGHT and DAY international trailer, Courteney Cox Cheating, Tila Tequila is Boring, GODSMACK's New video, Scott Stapp's Marlins Song, Rebecca Jessop and Kagney Lynn Carter

It's Friday! You know what that means, right? Time to be deviant!
Spend the weekend with a married person you just met online... you're both lonely. Do something about it.

Married - Shmarried! get yourself to the local hotel with a jacuzzi and a bottle of booze and don't come out till Monday morning.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(as is your breath, your hairline, and your attitude. Set yourself on fire, whydontcha?)

This crazy screaming Romanian Woman is holding up traffic...


That is, until a local cabbie steps in and gives her the business!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The international trailer for the upcoming KNIGHT and DAY shows us a bit more of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz getting knocked around:


Have we seen this movie before? Yeah, probably. Will we wind up seeing this one? Yeah, probably.


Is Courteney Cox Cheating? Hey, why not? (WWTDD)

Does Courteney Cox look outstanding without clothes on?...oh abso-fucking-lutely.


Tila Tequila is f*cking boring (Drunken Stepfather)

Except for her boobs...Tila's only redeeming quality.

Credit or Debit? 8 Tips for Saving Money and Covering Your Ass When Shopping Online (The Bachelor Guy)

A Chat With Hugh Hefner (Bullz-Eye)

Veronica Ricci must have itchy undies; they don't stay on for very long at all (Freakshow Planet)

Melany C is Shackled in Chains...and nothing else (Dailyniner)

Fox News Sexes Up Steven Seagal Sex-Slave Coverage (Asylum)

A Boston Red Sox Hater Guide (FunnyCrave)

Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT (Asylum)

45 Demotivational Posters That Are Actually Funny (ForkParty)

Stephanie Sage has a Leopard-print thong...a reeeeally small one (z0d)

When Should you Use a Taser? (UPROXX)

Nic Cage Buys Pyramid-Shaped Tomb in New Orleans (FilmDrunk)

What the Hell is this guy Doing??? (DJMICK)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you forgot to clean the pool and change the kegs this weekend. Chop chop, errand boy!)

Our friends in GODSMACK have a new video for "Cryin' Like a Bitch", packed with multiple MMA fighters:

The band's new disc, The Oracle is set to hit stores on May 4, 2010 via Universal Republic Records.

CREED frontman Scott Stapp wrote and recorded a Florida Marlins song:

It's called "Marlins Will Fly" and it's um...well, ah... hmm.

From rock to racks...

Busty British brunette Rebecca Jessop is rolling around in the grass in a snazzy snakeskin suit:

How many snakes had to die senselessly to make an outfit to cover her J-Cup breasts? The world may never know.

Time for a chest rub...

Beautiful blond Kagney Lynn Carter gets a massage from a creepy masseuse:

Of course, it's not long until Kagney Lynn gets totally into it, so the guy must have a solid rap.

Busty Los Angeles-based, Uruguayan adult starlet Sienna West is anything but shy:

Just ask the lucky cameraman who Sienna went down on aggressively...He'll give you the scoop.

Ravishing, Raven-haired, busty pinup girl Violet, who has done several FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us, has a brand new solo site, and to celebrate, she's shaking her fantastic figure to BRET MICHAELS' new song "Lie To Me":


Click on Violet Right Now, and stare slack-jawed at her awesomeness!

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Monday Links: ATV faceplant into River, Scott Weiland's rough Week, New Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Vanilla Gorilla Update, Mystery Midsection, Kay

How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?



If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...




Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:




If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.

ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)



...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date Timberlake



How to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)



Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)



20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)



Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)



10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)



Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)



Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)



50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)



The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)



Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:



Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa.

...and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:



"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"

From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....

Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:



She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on camera

Spekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...

This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:



Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



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Double Amputee Athlete Scott Rigsby visits the Opie and Anth

Double Amputee Athlete Scott Rigsby visits the Opie and Anth
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Scott Rigsby, who lost his legs in a truck accident when he was 18, visits the Opie and Anthony Show to talk about competing in numerous competitions. Scott completed 13 triathlons and 5 road races on his way to setting world records for a double below-the-knee amputee in the Full Marathon, Half Ironman, and International Distance Triathlon, earning him a spot on the 2006 USA Triathlon Team.

Wednesday Opie and Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal, Randy Couture, Boobs On Paltalk and RateMyWOW, Traveling Virus tickets on Sal

LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST)

Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Wonderful Women of Paltalk, who have been giving us the daily gift of NUDITY ON CAM. Let's not mince words, shall we? Many of these young ladies spend all morning NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, and have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!)

Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, who, in addition to performing at this years Traveling Virus, will be at the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco for several dates in August. Also returning to the POgram is Randy Coture, who is promoting his new book Becoming the Natural: My Life In and Out of the Cage, so you can be sure we'll all be on our best behavior around him.

...as long as we're talking about it, let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS

Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED

Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE

...and who says birthdays only come ONCE per year? Let's help Jimmy Norton sell some more stuff...

Buy these FANTASTIC items from Jim Norton:


Jim Norton - Happy Endings (Hardcover)


Jim Norton - Monster Rain (DVD)


Jim Norton - One Night Stand (DVD)

Now, back to this whole Whip 'em Out Wednesday thing...

If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it:
1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE.

2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to:
The Opie and Anthony Show
WOW Sticker Requests
111 West 57th Street
Suite 500
New York, NY 10019

3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many boxes of Twix bars you can wolf down, you can get one that fits you.

CLICK ABOVE (or here) AND GET AN OFFICIAL WOW SHIRT...... and then eat some chocolate cookie bars.

...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)

CLICK THE PIC TO GET THEM NOW!

...now we show you more boobies...

The lovely Sweet Victoria (click for profile) from Foundry Cams just sent in this video of herself in a STAY COZY shirt:





CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE CLIP

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.

Why don't you pick your head up from that big box of 3 Musketeers Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Camera Captures Car Crashing Through Restaurant Wall

PLAYBOY's Whitney Leigh Takes A Shower In A Pink Dress

Husband Pranks Wife With Fireworks

Shyla Stylez and Her Oily Hiney

Equipment Failure Causes Chaos at KMID Baseball Broadcast

Topless Runway Models - a Montage

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