MILF working out, IRON MAIDEN Stage Collapses, but they bring out the new Eddie...so it's not all bad. Britney's Ass ain't half bad, KISS has fireproof wigs, Brandy Talore is like a choo-choo

Hey man, we found out where your mom works out and stuff

It would be a little less covert if she wasn't uploading the pics all over her personal site... Jeez, how many creeps you got knocking on your door, son?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

IRON MAIDEN was playing in Brazil, when the barricade in front of the stage collapsed:

About a hundred people got smooshed. The rest of the crowd thought it was part of the show. ROCK 'N ROLL, MAAAAN!

They're on this really long-ass FINAL FRONTIER tour that's going to take them all over the world, mate...and then back at some point... cuz you always gots to come back, now don't you?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

As long as we're on the IRON MAIDEN kick, let's show you what the new "Eddie" mascot looks like:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EDDIE IN ACTION. BOO. SCARY, right?

Did Britney Spears' ass get better-looking overnight?

Evidently it did. Throw some hot sauce on that! (Drunken Stepfather)

Silvia and Isabelle each lost a contact lens..down the other one's shirt... winky winky (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Mena Suvari (Bullz Eye)

Devi Emmerson has a bikini with several holes in it...not that we're complaining (z0d)

Brandy and Sunny are showing us exactly what their tongues were made for. NOT ice cream (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

How the hell does KISS get on stage ANYWHERE with all that pyro and NOT light their wigs on fire?

"You wanted the best... You GOT the best...the HOTTEST band in the world... Ker-blooey."

Can you BELIEVE that SONIC BOOM sold like a gazillion copies?

Here's a little secret no one in the music bidness tells you: The band (like many bands) made the album available exclusively through Wal-Mart...so if you bought it at Wal-Mart, it got counted as ONE sale. Now, if any OTHER stores (Target, K-Mart, Amazon, whatever) wanted to carry the album, they had to buy them from WAL-MART...That's MORE sales.
What's even more ingenious, is when those secondary stores sell the record, it ALSO counts for a sale...so you're getting credit for selling the same album TWICE! That's either criminal or genius...but we love it.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in common with a choo-choo train?

Nothing. Click the link, perv...then watch her get hosed by some well-endowed Honduran.

When JOSLYN JAMES isn't banging TIGER WOODS

CLICK IT, FOOL!


She's getting mauled by the MILF Hunter See? We no lie. We gots what thems call 'proof'.

...and that, friends... is the way to shit the bed and blame it on the dog.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Car Crashes into Bar, Father-Son Drifting Lesson, 3 Mins with Ted Levine, Kim Kardashian Was Beaten, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, New KORN music in NY, RUSH documentary Trailer, Public Nudity with Puma Swede, Butt Bongos with British Suzie

How did YOUR weekend treat you? were you shacked up with a co-worker in a motel getting hammered and fornicating?

If not, then WHY NOT? inter-office affairs can cure cancer... well, no they can't but imagine if they COULD?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

This car crashes into a bar...and hard.


... it looks like it was thrown through the wall.

And the Parenting Award of the Year goes to...


Dutch man who teaches his son how to drift on a busy highway in Holland. Give it up for the Genius!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen... let's spend three minutes with Ted Levine:


The greatest actor of all time. Screw Pacino! Thanks to our friends Jon and Al Kaplan for that gem.

Kim Kardashians First Husband Beat Her Up. A lot. (WWTDD)

You know something? That SO explains the sex tape. NO, really. It does.


Karissa Shannon From Playboy and her Interracial Upskirt (Drunken Stepfather)

Mmmmmm... sexy PLAYBOY girls so sexy just wanna... gaaah.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Ice Cube (MovieFone)

Angie Savage is Savagely Sexy...and has a huge back tattoo (Freakshow Planet)

THE LOSERS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Talia Kristin Tears off her Lace Lingerie (Dailyniner)

The 10 Best "Shreds" Videos On The Internet (UPROXX)

Boobquake 2010: Cleavage Edition (Gunaxin)

Plot of Jennifer Lopez' The Back-Up Plan recreated using quotes from scathing reviews (FilmDrunk)

Spend Some time in the Sauna with Elizabeth Ellis (z0d)

Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hostesses (TheBachelorGuy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our buddies in KORN broke out their new song "Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" in Utica, New York:

The band's latest disc Korn III - Remember Who You Are comes out on Roadrunner mid-July 2010.

The new RUSH documentary Beyond the Lighted Stage debuted at TriBeCa Film Festival over the weekend:

The band was on-hand for the premiere, and you can check out the trailer - just click above!

From bands we move on to... that's right, BOOBIES!

Busty blond adult starlet Puma Swede went for a little ride around Hollywood wit the folks from Aziani Xposed:

Even people in Hollywood never get tired of naked ass. the full clip is online at Aziani Xposed.

From Hollywood all the way to the UK...

Sexy Suzie from Babespotting has a petite little body and a flair for the eccentric:

Eccentric = playing butt bongos with plastic flowers. See what we mean?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.