Drunk Cab Fight, Beaten & Run Over, Jessica Simpson on Entourage, Christina Nude in GQ, Video Preview of OZZY's new CD, SLASH and Adam Levine LIVE, Booty and Boobies with Alexis Texas and Rachel Aldana

Happy Wednesday, or 'Hump day' as the Swedes refer to it as... so stop making copies of your assistant's ass and bring her to a motel

After all what is 'Hump Day' without 'Humping'?...Exactly. It's boring.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Drunk guys start fight for the dumbest reasons...


...and sometimes in the dumbest places... like a taxi cab.

Getting your ass kicked + Getting Run Over + Getting it videotaped and thrown all over the internet...


...is pretty much the 'Trifecta of Embarrassing'... what a lousy day this guy is having.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Simpson Taped a Scene in 'Entourage' (WWTDD)

oofah... remember when Jessica slimmed down for 'Dukes of Hazzard'?...good times.


Christina Naked in GQ...thank you. (Drunken Stepfather)

Even though Christina's Never Been Shy about Showing off her body before, she's a MILF now...

Top 10 Things Not To Say During A One Night Stand (The Campus Socialite)

16 Reasons Why Sports and Music Should Not Procreate (UPROXX)

PLAYBOY's Teri Harrison is Totally Naked on the Kitchen Counter...hopefully it was cleaned first (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Amber Nicole... Two Great Names and Two Great Ta-Ta's (Dailyniner)

10 singers in successful bands who really aren’t all that good (Guyism)

A Practical Guide to Hiding Your Friend’s Porn Stash (FunnyCrave)

Koopa's Hell (College Humor)

Nichole Heiress Inherited a Whole Pile of Sexy (z0d)

15 Of the Best Film Bullies (Gunaxin)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Our buddy our pal OZZY OSBOURNE has released a five minute-long video preview of his upcoming album Scream (click to pre-order!):

'Scream' will be released on June 22, but you can pre-order online now

The Ellen Degeneres Show was actually watchable the other day. SLASH and Adam Levine from MAROON 5 made a li'l appearance:

SLASH's new album is available now, and it's got more guest appearances than a Jerry Lewis Telethon! (oh MAN that was a bad one)

From Rocks to Racks...

Ass-tastic adult starlet Alexis Texas is oiling up that masterpiece hiney of hers:

And oiling it up is only the foreplay to the ass-pounding she gets in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Busty British Bombshell Rachel Aldana is sporting the luckiest sweater EVER:

and we mean that it's very tight and her L-Cup Boobs blast out of it FAST, thereby making it 'Lucky'.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Car Crashes into Bar, Father-Son Drifting Lesson, 3 Mins with Ted Levine, Kim Kardashian Was Beaten, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, New KORN music in NY, RUSH documentary Trailer, Public Nudity with Puma Swede, Butt Bongos with British Suzie

How did YOUR weekend treat you? were you shacked up with a co-worker in a motel getting hammered and fornicating?

If not, then WHY NOT? inter-office affairs can cure cancer... well, no they can't but imagine if they COULD?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

This car crashes into a bar...and hard.


... it looks like it was thrown through the wall.

And the Parenting Award of the Year goes to...


Dutch man who teaches his son how to drift on a busy highway in Holland. Give it up for the Genius!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen... let's spend three minutes with Ted Levine:


The greatest actor of all time. Screw Pacino! Thanks to our friends Jon and Al Kaplan for that gem.

Kim Kardashians First Husband Beat Her Up. A lot. (WWTDD)

You know something? That SO explains the sex tape. NO, really. It does.


Karissa Shannon From Playboy and her Interracial Upskirt (Drunken Stepfather)

Mmmmmm... sexy PLAYBOY girls so sexy just wanna... gaaah.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Ice Cube (MovieFone)

Angie Savage is Savagely Sexy...and has a huge back tattoo (Freakshow Planet)

THE LOSERS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Talia Kristin Tears off her Lace Lingerie (Dailyniner)

The 10 Best "Shreds" Videos On The Internet (UPROXX)

Boobquake 2010: Cleavage Edition (Gunaxin)

Plot of Jennifer Lopez' The Back-Up Plan recreated using quotes from scathing reviews (FilmDrunk)

Spend Some time in the Sauna with Elizabeth Ellis (z0d)

Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hostesses (TheBachelorGuy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our buddies in KORN broke out their new song "Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" in Utica, New York:

The band's latest disc Korn III - Remember Who You Are comes out on Roadrunner mid-July 2010.

The new RUSH documentary Beyond the Lighted Stage debuted at TriBeCa Film Festival over the weekend:

The band was on-hand for the premiere, and you can check out the trailer - just click above!

From bands we move on to... that's right, BOOBIES!

Busty blond adult starlet Puma Swede went for a little ride around Hollywood wit the folks from Aziani Xposed:

Even people in Hollywood never get tired of naked ass. the full clip is online at Aziani Xposed.

From Hollywood all the way to the UK...

Sexy Suzie from Babespotting has a petite little body and a flair for the eccentric:

Eccentric = playing butt bongos with plastic flowers. See what we mean?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.