Drunk on a city bench, Crab Vending Machine, the Origin of Scorpion, FOUNDRY on Sports TV, Karissa Shannon is sloppy-sexy, Satriani LIVE in London Megadeth and SLAYER, New Foundry Cams Video

After striking out at the bars all night you spot this lovely on a city bench...

hey boyfriend dumped her ass there and left her... she's RIGHT where you need her to be, fella. Now scoop her up and bring a puke rag

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but your perfectioninst bullshit really is. Flawlessness must me SUCH a burden)

...and topping the list of shit we're NEVER going to eat from a vending machine...

LIVE CRAB. NEVER.

Are you one of the gazillions of people who wonder about the backstory of Scorpion from MORTAL KOMBAT?

Well you're not alone. This fire-breathing spear-chucker wasn't always such a meanie. MORTAL KOMBAT: Scorpion is coming soon!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Talk about ego-stroking-AWESOME...'Pendulum' from FOUNDRY 'Retooled' showed up on TV the other night:

Thanks to the guys at Monday Evening Quarterback for having excellent taste in music...

Now, the REAL question is ... DO YOU have Awesome taste in music?
FOUNDRY: Retooled EP - on Sale now!


Karissa Shannon is Bloated and Sloppy (Drunken Stepfather)

But that shouldn't stop you...from buying the just-released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' sex tape


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

Top 49 Men of 2010 (Ask Men)

Erin Montgomery Enjoys Rubbing her nude body. We wouldn't mind rubbing it either (z0d)

Georgia Jones is not remotely shy about showing off her hairless peach (Dailyniner)

Top Ten NFL Douchebags (Top Ten NFL Douchebags)

Amy Reid has really big boobs...and a small bikini...and really big boobs (Freakshow Planet)

Heat Vision and Jack: The Greatest Show That Never Was (FunnyCrave)

Iron Man Classic Pinball for Your Dude Den (The Bachelor Guy)

Sexy Vampirenes at Bran Castle (Bullz-Eye)

Scarlett Johansson Photo Gallery (ForkParty)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your gums don't stop flapping long enough for you to hear some common sense every once in a while)

Our guitar-shredding bald-headed pal JOE SATRIANI is on tour now click for tickets and this footage comes right out of London:

Satch is out promoting Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

Don't be an ass. Pick up Satch's new disc.

On the final night of the Jägermeister Fall Music Tour MEGADETH brought out SLAYER (and former-MEGADETH) guitarist Kerry King on stage:

...to play "Rattlehead" which they hadn't played in 26 years... who wants to bet some guys were practicing for a while?

The teaser trailer for Wes Craven's latest SCREAM sequel is online:

SCREAM re-defined the horror genre... will SCREAM 4 ruin it? I guess we'll see

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

ALL-American beauty Alexis Texas has to free herself from her constrictive bra:

So that she may diddle freely without that bulky lingerie getting in the way Diddle Alexis! Diddle Alexis until your hands go numb!

Busty Kelley Scarlett is half Trinidadian and half Irish, and if her boobs were any bigger, she'd be walking around bent over.

Watch what happens when Kelley loses that pesky pink top only at I Love Bitties!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Drunk Mexican vs. Bull, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, Wheelchair Crowd Surfing, new video from ALL THAT REMAINS, Bea Flora Topless, Bryci's Boobs

Do you know WHY the ancient Egyptians referred to the middle of the week as "Hump Day"? Because of all the mid-week humping that was going on.. Duh.

That is a BIG pile of naked ladies... What the hell are you waiting for? Jump on in! Adult time = Fun time.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

A Drunk Mexican guy decides to jump into the rodeo and charge an angry bull

How do you THINK this ended?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Karissa Shannon forgot to wear undies (Drunken Stepfather)

Which, come to think of it, isn't a bad move considering she just released 'Karissa Shannon Superstar' through Vivid Video


Nice, right? CLICK IT!!

20 Things I Wish I Knew Before College (The Campus Socialite)

Aria Giovanni has a winning smile, a professional attitude, a great set of boobs, and her hands in her pants (Freakshow Planet)

Top 10 Boob Trick Videos (The Firsky)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

101 Vintage Campy Horror Movie Posters (Design Crave)

Brynn Tyler is butt naked by the Pool (z0d)

Krista Ayne nuzzles up to a very lucky Buddha statue (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Who says you need legs to crowd surf??

Just wheel your ass into the middle of the pit and start biting some ankles. You'll get hoisted up in no time...just like this guy at the SLAYER (click for tickets) show.

And since we're feeling so cheerful, our pals in ALL THAT REMAINS released their video for "Hold On":

It's very cheerful, don't you think?

The band's latest album For We Are Many drops on October 12, 2010:


now let's shimmy on over to the breast aisle...

Insanely busty Polish MILF Bea Flora is washing the shower doors with her boobs:

and with 42G-sized hooters that's a lot of surface area she can cover

As long as we're drooling over huge boobs Bryci is not terribly fond of her lace under-garments:

In fact, she cannot WAIT to get them off so she can diddle appropriately. Bryci is what we call 'a good egg'.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Chasing James Hetfield, Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Preview, Another Scott Weiland Rant, New Firewind video, Playboy's Anastasia Christen, Mary Carey Feels Herself Up

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but definitely not as bad as the looks YOU get coming up and down the hall)

We'd like to introduce you to a new game called 'Chase Hetfield':

It involves you and a few buddies chasing down METALLICA frontman James Hetfield on his day off.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Karissa Shannon's Sex Tape is Coming! (Drunken Stepfather)

...and coming...and coming...and coming... Thank you to the wonderful folks at VIVID for getting their mits on this video!

The Perfectly Executed Rocket Jump (Fork Party)

Heather Carolin is wearing a big ass hat ...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Leia Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Domino has Tattoos...and Big Boobs...and that's it (z0d)

Pizza Huh? (Knocking Off)

Kayden Kross wastes no time in showing you her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

The Five Weirdest PETA Campaigns (UPROXX)

Stan Lee Defends Your Right To Play Violent Video Games (Gamma Squad)

Kevin Arnold Meets Zach Morris (NextRound)>

40 Photos of Ana de la Reguera, Kenny Powers’ Spicy Latin Love Interest (BroBibile)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the closest you'll ever be to rock star status is singing drunken karaoke in a basement. Glug. Glug. Glug.)

You want to hear another Substance-abuse-filled rant from Scott Weiland?

OF COURSE you do! When he's not fucked up, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS SOUNDS GREAT, DON'T THEY?

Ever since Gus G joined up with OZZY OSBOURNE (who is on tour now - click for tix!) his other band is getting a lot more popular:

We're of the opinion that you have to be ON acid to understand the video, but of course we're not going to condone that behavior.

From Greek Metal to Canadian Boobs...away we go!

Playboy's Anastasia Christen is a 20 year-old brunette from Kelowna, British Columbia without outstanding 34DD breasts:

Seee more of Anastasia at WOMEN OF PLAYBOY... because it's a moral obligation.

Our favorite ditzy blond buddy Mary Carey is in the backyard feeling herself up:

Honestly, when you're sometimes-sober feeling yourself up in the backyard is something you do...Duh!!

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Car Crashes into Bar, Father-Son Drifting Lesson, 3 Mins with Ted Levine, Kim Kardashian Was Beaten, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, New KORN music in NY, RUSH documentary Trailer, Public Nudity with Puma Swede, Butt Bongos with British Suzie

How did YOUR weekend treat you? were you shacked up with a co-worker in a motel getting hammered and fornicating?

If not, then WHY NOT? inter-office affairs can cure cancer... well, no they can't but imagine if they COULD?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

This car crashes into a bar...and hard.


... it looks like it was thrown through the wall.

And the Parenting Award of the Year goes to...


Dutch man who teaches his son how to drift on a busy highway in Holland. Give it up for the Genius!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen... let's spend three minutes with Ted Levine:


The greatest actor of all time. Screw Pacino! Thanks to our friends Jon and Al Kaplan for that gem.

Kim Kardashians First Husband Beat Her Up. A lot. (WWTDD)

You know something? That SO explains the sex tape. NO, really. It does.


Karissa Shannon From Playboy and her Interracial Upskirt (Drunken Stepfather)

Mmmmmm... sexy PLAYBOY girls so sexy just wanna... gaaah.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Ice Cube (MovieFone)

Angie Savage is Savagely Sexy...and has a huge back tattoo (Freakshow Planet)

THE LOSERS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Talia Kristin Tears off her Lace Lingerie (Dailyniner)

The 10 Best "Shreds" Videos On The Internet (UPROXX)

Boobquake 2010: Cleavage Edition (Gunaxin)

Plot of Jennifer Lopez' The Back-Up Plan recreated using quotes from scathing reviews (FilmDrunk)

Spend Some time in the Sauna with Elizabeth Ellis (z0d)

Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hostesses (TheBachelorGuy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our buddies in KORN broke out their new song "Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" in Utica, New York:

The band's latest disc Korn III - Remember Who You Are comes out on Roadrunner mid-July 2010.

The new RUSH documentary Beyond the Lighted Stage debuted at TriBeCa Film Festival over the weekend:

The band was on-hand for the premiere, and you can check out the trailer - just click above!

From bands we move on to... that's right, BOOBIES!

Busty blond adult starlet Puma Swede went for a little ride around Hollywood wit the folks from Aziani Xposed:

Even people in Hollywood never get tired of naked ass. the full clip is online at Aziani Xposed.

From Hollywood all the way to the UK...

Sexy Suzie from Babespotting has a petite little body and a flair for the eccentric:

Eccentric = playing butt bongos with plastic flowers. See what we mean?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.