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Haleluliah and holy shit! picking up any sexy bitches on the unemployment line today? They're there if you look hard enough:
If you can deal with the woman being married - and honestly it's not that big of a roadblock...then you'll do just fine.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as horrible as the situation you're about to find yourself in, drunkard. Vaya con Dios!)
Once again we have alcohol to thank for an obnoxious drunkard falling out of a moving vehicle while yelling "Hooray!":
Now let's all digital camcorders and videotape our friends doing dumb shit!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Thanks to our production genius buddy Rich DeCicco and guitar virtuoso Rob Balducci, We present to you RETOOLED - totally revamped versions of those classic FOUNDRY songs.
See? We even updated the cover art... now click it!
5 Ways to Piss Off A Girl (Campus Socialite)
Celeste Star will brighten up any Room...with her boobies (Freakshow Planet)
Blast from the Past Girl Next Door: Sara (Bullz-Eye)
Savanah Gold has really big ...hair..oh, and BOOBS too! (z0d)
Lexi Stone can't keep her hands out of her pants (Dailyniner)
SpoCom 2010 Long Beach - Booth Babes, Promo Models, Go-Go Dancers & Girls Galore (Sub5Zero)
The 21 Most Cliche Dorm-Room Posters (Brobible)
John Cusack to play Edgar Allan Poe in 'The Raven' (I Heart Chaos)
Hipster Dinosaurs (Fork Party)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're about to wreck the ONE semi-solid relationship you still have in your life)
After hitting the stage 60 minutes late Axl Rose and GUNS N' ROSES kicked off the 2010 Reading Festival:
please buy Axl's music. He needs to buy a new watch apparently.
...and staying (somewhat) in the GNR family, let's take a look-see at SLASH - who is on tour now (click for tickets) and Fergie from BLACK EYED PEAS played out on the Sunset Strip the other night:
Paying homage to HEART and sport fishing...maybe... with their rendition of "Barracuda"
From Big Guns To Big... Boobs...
Large-breasted Daphne Rosen is interrogating Puma Swede in this poorly-acted scene:
If you want to see the whole shebang (heh. get it? She-bang?) Watch 'BUSTED 2' online now! because you really need to witness the whole thing to get the full effect.
Our favorite busty blond contestant on 'Celebrity Rehab', Mary Carey wants to wish you all a very happy 4th of July:
yeah yeah yeah, we're a little late on this one. Who gives a shit? Look! Mary's Boobs!
21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".
Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
How did YOUR weekend treat you? were you shacked up with a co-worker in a motel getting hammered and fornicating?
If not, then WHY NOT? inter-office affairs can cure cancer... well, no they can't but imagine if they COULD?
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)
This car crashes into a bar...and hard.
... it looks like it was thrown through the wall.
And the Parenting Award of the Year goes to...
Dutch man who teaches his son how to drift on a busy highway in Holland. Give it up for the Genius!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Ladies and gentlemen... let's spend three minutes with Ted Levine:
The greatest actor of all time. Screw Pacino! Thanks to our friends Jon and Al Kaplan for that gem.
Kim Kardashians First Husband Beat Her Up. A lot. (WWTDD)
You know something? That SO explains the sex tape. NO, really. It does.
Karissa Shannon From Playboy and her Interracial Upskirt (Drunken Stepfather)
Mmmmmm... sexy PLAYBOY girls so sexy just wanna... gaaah.
5 Questions from Tribeca With Ice Cube (MovieFone)
Angie Savage is Savagely Sexy...and has a huge back tattoo (Freakshow Planet)
THE LOSERS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)
Talia Kristin Tears off her Lace Lingerie (Dailyniner)
The 10 Best "Shreds" Videos On The Internet (UPROXX)
Boobquake 2010: Cleavage Edition (Gunaxin)
Plot of Jennifer Lopez' The Back-Up Plan recreated using quotes from scathing reviews (FilmDrunk)
Spend Some time in the Sauna with Elizabeth Ellis (z0d)
Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hostesses (TheBachelorGuy)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)
Our buddies in KORN broke out their new song "Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" in Utica, New York:
The band's latest disc Korn III - Remember Who You Are comes out on Roadrunner mid-July 2010.
The new RUSH documentary Beyond the Lighted Stage debuted at TriBeCa Film Festival over the weekend:
The band was on-hand for the premiere, and you can check out the trailer - just click above!
From bands we move on to... that's right, BOOBIES!
Busty blond adult starlet Puma Swede went for a little ride around Hollywood wit the folks from Aziani Xposed:
Even people in Hollywood never get tired of naked ass. the full clip is online at Aziani Xposed.
From Hollywood all the way to the UK...
Sexy Suzie from Babespotting has a petite little body and a flair for the eccentric:
Eccentric = playing butt bongos with plastic flowers. See what we mean?
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
