MILF working out, IRON MAIDEN Stage Collapses, but they bring out the new Eddie...so it's not all bad. Britney's Ass ain't half bad, KISS has fireproof wigs, Brandy Talore is like a choo-choo

Hey man, we found out where your mom works out and stuff

It would be a little less covert if she wasn't uploading the pics all over her personal site... Jeez, how many creeps you got knocking on your door, son?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

IRON MAIDEN was playing in Brazil, when the barricade in front of the stage collapsed:

About a hundred people got smooshed. The rest of the crowd thought it was part of the show. ROCK 'N ROLL, MAAAAN!

They're on this really long-ass FINAL FRONTIER tour that's going to take them all over the world, mate...and then back at some point... cuz you always gots to come back, now don't you?


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

As long as we're on the IRON MAIDEN kick, let's show you what the new "Eddie" mascot looks like:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE EDDIE IN ACTION. BOO. SCARY, right?

Did Britney Spears' ass get better-looking overnight?

Evidently it did. Throw some hot sauce on that! (Drunken Stepfather)

Silvia and Isabelle each lost a contact lens..down the other one's shirt... winky winky (FreakShow Planet)

A chat with Mena Suvari (Bullz Eye)

Devi Emmerson has a bikini with several holes in it...not that we're complaining (z0d)

Brandy and Sunny are showing us exactly what their tongues were made for. NOT ice cream (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

How the hell does KISS get on stage ANYWHERE with all that pyro and NOT light their wigs on fire?

"You wanted the best... You GOT the best...the HOTTEST band in the world... Ker-blooey."

Can you BELIEVE that SONIC BOOM sold like a gazillion copies?

Here's a little secret no one in the music bidness tells you: The band (like many bands) made the album available exclusively through Wal-Mart...so if you bought it at Wal-Mart, it got counted as ONE sale. Now, if any OTHER stores (Target, K-Mart, Amazon, whatever) wanted to carry the album, they had to buy them from WAL-MART...That's MORE sales.
What's even more ingenious, is when those secondary stores sell the record, it ALSO counts for a sale...so you're getting credit for selling the same album TWICE! That's either criminal or genius...but we love it.

Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in common with a choo-choo train?

Nothing. Click the link, perv...then watch her get hosed by some well-endowed Honduran.

When JOSLYN JAMES isn't banging TIGER WOODS

CLICK IT, FOOL!


She's getting mauled by the MILF Hunter See? We no lie. We gots what thems call 'proof'.

...and that, friends... is the way to shit the bed and blame it on the dog.

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Sexy Teacher, Clumsy Thief, Replacement Drummer in AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Replacement Guitarist in SEVENDUST, Replacement Everyone in THIN LIZZY, Drunken frontman in LYNCH MOB, Frisky Mary Carey, Pantsless Brandy Talore

All this news about Charlie Sheen's drugged-up debauchery has us feeling a little lonesome.

Thankfully, there are cities full of women looking to have uncommitted flings with total strangers

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline, height, and choice in clothing)

The world's clumsiest thief knocked over a lottery office in Brazil:

Now all the police have to do is find the guy wearing a raincoat and motorcycle helmet. That shouldn't bee too hard, should it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but youre stench is pretty unbearable. Use deodorant much?)

Will Rihanna ever stop sexting? (Drunken Stepfather)

Monicca spells her name strange, but looks anything but stunning (FreakShow Planet)

2011 Bullz-Eye Car Review: 2011 Dodge Durango (Bullz-Eye)

Ivana watch Ivana get naked in the Grass (Dailyniner)

AAilya Love - strange spelling. Excellent hiney (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the younger guys keep getting promoted over you)

AVENGED SEVENFOLD brought out (what will probably be) their new drummer in PA:

That's a hell of a gig if you can get it. Just ask Mike Portnoy.

SEVENDUST could be the most underrated, under-funded band to ever play in front of thousands of people:

This this them in Iowa, minus Clint Lowery, who is hanging with his new kid.

How many original members are remaining in THIN LIZZY?:

Eh, not many. One, maybe? Can you even call the band THIN LIZZY at this point.

George Lynch and the rest of LYNCH MOB covered for a very drunk (or so it would seem) Oni Logan in Denver:

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the world's first 90 proof singer!

From hard rock, we gently segue into hard nipples (no, not because of the frigid weather, either)

Our pal Mary Carey doesn't need much of a reason to get naked:

She gets horny outside... around pink flowers... in the kitchen... in the living room... in the bathroom... in the pool... in the garage... etc, etc, and so forth

Massively busty Brandy Talore is getting a special delivery:

...and by 'special', we mean the kind of delivery that requires a young lady to answer the door in her underwear. How come this never happens when we answer the door in OUR underwear? Hmmm?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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Gary Coleman Died, Luckiest Ukrainian Woman, Kendra's video is all over the Interwebs, Stone Temple Pilots on Kimmel, Jeff Scott Soto Honors DIO, Lisa Ann, Stacy DaSilva, and Tolpess Tennis with Shannon

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Jumpy Crab, Obsessing over Iron Man, Joslyn James Says Tito Beat Up Jenna, Kim Kardashian's Tight Clothes, Lopez Luvz SLASH, Brazilians Love MEGADETH, Knocker Hockey with Dominno, Candice Cardinele in The Kitchen

Happpy HUMP DAY, kids. Hump a mom, whydontcha?

This MILF in a bikini could be all yours... thanks to the people who encourage you to fornicate with MILFs.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

Some animals don't want to be eaten:


Like this crab, who got a little jumpy when tossed into a pot of boiling water.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

We're obsessing over this suitcase-armor scene from the new IRON MAN film:


HOw do ya fit all that armor into a suitcase, man? You're wrecking the illusion, maaaaan! (incidentally, we were told several times that the suitcase armor IS in fact part of IRON MAN mythos. We are, quite obviously, idiots.

Joslyn James says Tito Ortiz Beat up Jenna Jameson (WWTDD)

and why wouldn't you believe every word she says...Anyone whose best work is showcased in 'Monster Cock POV 2' should never be argued with. We don't even need to hear Tito's end of this.


Kim Kardashian Loves Squeezing Herself into very tight, very shiny outfits (Drunken Stepfather)

and she also likes going down on black guys... why do we keep going with that gag? Because we love beating bits like that to death.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Bill Murray (MovieFone)

Roxanna, you don't have to put on the red Light... but taking off your dress would be nifty (Freakshow Planet)

A Chat with Patrick Stewart (Bullz-Eye)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kute when she's naked (Dailyniner)

Courtney Love Resurrects Hole Once Again for 'Nobody's Daughter' (Asylum)

Top 10 Ways To Mess With Your Drunk Friends (TheCampusSocialite)

Get the New Gillette ProGlide Free, Before it Hits Shelves (TheBachelorGuy)

Andrea B is Pretending to be Bashful...but she's really Bare-assed (z0d)

Awesome HALO Parody Mashup (GammaSquad)

The 10 Most Awesome Mascot Dunks Of All Time (With Video) (Bleacher Report)

SEC Checks Itself In To Rehab Due To Porn Addiction (Apoliticus)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Look who's popping up all over the damn place. It's SLASH on Lopez Tonight (again):

only Myles Kennedy is singing with him this time, and not that lousy Aussie from Wolfmother. His hair is creepy, ain't it?

What do Brazilians love more than transexuals and prostitutes? MEGADETH, dammit!

See? The proof is in the video. You can never have enough prostitutes though, can you?

from heavy bands to, well... heavy hooters (only so many good segues, you know)

Large-breasted exotic adult starlet Dominnno is playing a friendly game of air hockey:

and as you might imagine, it's not long before she's playing with herself...on the air hockey table. Someone get a mop

from the rec room, we move upstairs to the kitchen...

where you'll find Candice Cardinele sauntering around in next to nothing:

when you have a body like that, you're kind of obligated, you know?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

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Weekend Flings, Worst SUV Driver, Church collapsing, Lindsay Stole a Rolex, Massive Melon Mystery, Steve Vai and Orianthi do 'Stairway', Brazil Loves MEGADETH, Jenny Hendrix is Oily, Huge Polish Hooters

It's time to make some reservations and spend the holiday weekend banging that sexy co-worker you've had your eye on:

This pristine motel room is brought to you by the people who encourage inter-office affairs. Bring a few changes of clothes.

Because if you don't move soon, the Dancing Bear is going to pick up where you left off...

If you don't fill that empty spot, then SOMEONE...or SOMETHING...has to.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))

Your SUV is mounting the car in front of it...


...you're officially the WORST driver on the planet.

Man builds church to honor God. God makes rain to destroy church...


Oh no. It's the Apocalypse. Everybody Run.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Stole a $35,000 Rolex! (WWTDD)

Hey-O! Maybe she can get in on a work release program that involves her dancing topless or getting chopped into pieces


They're hypnotic, aren't they? Guess who these babies belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come on, it's an easy one brain-dead, blond, and will alter her body drastically to get famous... Shit, we just described every woman in Hollywood. Sorry.

Kim Kardashian: My Husband Beat, Abused Me (PopEater)

Riley Jensen has that all-around innocent girl look...oooh, and she's showing off her pink taco (Freakshow Planet)

TV Power Rankings - Spring 2010 Edition (Bullz-Eye)

Uma Stone is lettting the fresh mountain air graze across her lack of pubic hair (Dailyniner)

20 English Models (DJMICK)

Evidence that the University of Texas at Austin is Playboy’s Top Party School (TheCampusThrone)

Mickey Rourke As A Dog-Loving Ghengis Khan? Yes, Please. (FilmDrunk)

Valentina Vaughn is wearing a very tiny White Thong...and that's it (z0d)

Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)

KFC + Krispy Kreme = Luther Double Down (TopCultured)

Top 10 Classic Facebook Fails (TheBachelorGuy)

Accurate Carnival Signs (CollegeHumor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)

On Idol Gives Back the other night, STEVE VAI and ORIANTHI gave a li'l help to MARY J. BLIGE for her performance of LED ZEPPELIN's "Stairway to Heaven":

Of course we can't forget Randy Jackson and Travis Barker... they helped too.

Hot damn, them folks in Brazil sure do enjoy the MEGADETH, now don't they?

Listen to them chant along with "Symphony Of Destruction"... them's is possessed!

you know what else Brazilians enjoy?? Brazilians Enjoy Prostitutes!

From big guitars to big booty (like we don't use that line endlessly...)

There's a reason Jenny Hendrix from Big Wet Asses won the 2009 AVN Award for 'Best Threeway Sex Scene' for her role in The Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience:

She's a girl that's willing to go the extra mile... like oiling up her round hiney in BIG WET ASSES 16 - on Demand Now.

Step aside large bottom, we have LARGE BOSOMS to showcase!

Everyone say 'Hi' to Enormously Chesty Polish Gal Rachaela:

Her 36F-sized bosoms cannot be contained by mere fabric... nosiree! Adios, shirt! Here comes the fun...bags.

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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