Chubby gals need love too, Nic Cage's New Movie, METALLICA Guitarist plays soccer with kid's face, Lemmy Knows How to Die, RATT knows how to fade into obscurity, Corey Taylor knows how to dress like a woman

OK, we'll be realists for a moment... not every gal you meet online is going to be a winner...

But who gives a shit? the bigger gals DO try harder. And YES, we're proud to say we know from experience.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

What do you get when you give Kirk Hammett from METALLICA a big black beach ball?

You get to see him use a little kid in Australia for a goal post. SCORE!

The band is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which by the way, we just ordered.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
OK, We lied. It IS...

Is seems that NICOLAS CAGE has gone and made another film no one is going to care about:

Meh, it's OK... They can't ALL be GHOST RIDER...and yes that movie RULED!

Heels, Stockings, Nice ass. Anyone want to guess? (Drunken Stepfather)

Well friends, if you saw her in CHLOE, you don't need to

Featured Model: Allegra Wynne (Bullz-Eye)

Nikki Jayne knows how to wear...and NOT wear...shorts (FreakShow Planet)

Honestly, will someone tell Susana Spears to just not even bring clothing next time? (z0d)

Shera Bechard knows a thing or three about showering (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Lemmy, MOTORHEAD, and all of his face bumps want you to check out "I Know How To Die", which is (we think) based on his ability to consume Jack Daniels:

They're about to release the face-bumping-fest The World Is Yours, which we ordered the the classic rock version of.

Yes, because we're SNOBS.

That's it. Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR is officially the Ugliest. Tranny. Ever:

Then again, it was a halloween show. They're out promoting Audio Secrecy to the legions of lunatics. Us being some of them.

You know, RATT used to be able to fill arenas ... like 20 years ago:

Now they're in New York, playing on the smallest. stage... EVER. However, Infestation did sell a decent amount of copies.

AND from RATT we move to RACKS!

Her namme is JEWELS JADE and she's enjoying some vibrator time in the sauna:

Normally we wouldn't be so concerned but please watch your fluids, madam

To say that Nikki Benz has big boobs is a bit of an understatement.

But they're damn big and she seems to have to hold them up a lot.

Her name is Carmen Croft and she's soaping up her huge Czech boobs in the shower.

That, friends...is ALL the information you need

Holy Indian Hotness Priya Anjali Rai is showing her objection to biknis publicly by stripping hers off.

Away with you, vile bikini! There's diddling to be done!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Hot Tub MILFs, Little Fockers Trailer, Adrianne Curry in the Shower, CINDERELLA at Jones Beach, New SERJ TANKIAN music, New Joe DeRosa video, Kerry Louise, and Ivy Black Show their goods

Holy Jesus H. Cornchips, Do you NEED today to be the end of the week as much as we do?

Get a hotel room with a hot tub, get a few MILFs at the local bar, and have yourself a weekend retreat. 65% of married women cheat. A few of 'em could be yours.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

This is Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen:

He's doing the whitest white man dance EVER. Oof.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

It was only a matter of time before another FOCKERS movie was made, and that time is now. Presenting the trailer for Little Fockers:

You got your Robert Deniro. You got your Ben Stiller. You got your Little Fockers.

Adrianne Curry is Naked on Twitter...again (WWTDD)

Internet geeks rejoice, because Adrianne Curry loves being NAKED


Oh Shit! Werewolf! Wait, no... it's just Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)

you know her... she's on JERSEY SHORE ... Werewolf!

7 Drugs That You Can Legally Grow Right In Your Home (The Bachelor Guy)

Sunny Leone and her Hiney will brighten up your rainy day (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Americans React to Game-Winning Goal - World Cup Fever Continues (Video) (URLesque)

Body Secrets - by Joe DeRosa (atom)

Paige Lowry Peels off her clothes in this outstanding Pitctorial (Dailyniner)

13 Pictures of Girls Drinking Beer (Fork Party)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kinky in her tiny Blue outfit (z0d)

World's Hottest Secretary Will Show You Around 'Mad Men' Set (Asylum)

Cats! In! Space! A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our pals in CINDERELLA are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is a clip of them at Jones Beach:

How does Tom Keifer consistently manage to sing like he's got his nuts in a vice? We may never know.

Serj Tankian from SYSTEM OF A DOWN (click for iTunes link) has a new song, and *gasp*... it's politically-charged:

ooh. Pretty colors.

From political warbling to pulling down pants...here come the ladies!

Busty adult starlet Kerry Louise is having a hard time staying in her Bikini:

She's also having a hard time keeping her makeup on...cuz she's getting knocked around, but that's not something we're about to judge her for.

Sexy, petite New York hottie Ivy Black is writing around on what could be the luckiest couch EVER:

leg Warmers? Do people still wear those? Apparently so.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Opie and Anthony Say Good-bye to Chicago & West Palm Beach

*Breaking News*



It looks like the Opie and Anthony Show will not be returning to 105.9 FM WCKG in Chicago or Buzz 103.1 WPBZ in West Palm Beach.



We know this comes as upsetting news to those of you who listened in those markets, but the good news is that YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, UNCENSORED and UNCUT, SO GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM!



Stay tuned tomorrow to the Opie and Anthony Show tomorrow morning at 6am EST for more on this story. That would be XM Satellite Radio, Channel 202 - The Virus

Saturday Links: Traveling Virus TODAY at Jones Beach -Turn on Your Webcams!!! Download The O&A Show, New O&A Shirts,New Videos Online

The Opie and Anthony TRAVELING VIRUS hits Jones Beach TODAY!

It's a big day for O&A, and the rest of the comedians on the Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, because today is the first big outdoor venue of the tour, and it's a gorgeous day outside. Thousands of screaming knuckleheads will be enjoying a full day of comedy and atrocity.

If you can't make the show, be sure to fire up your PALTALK, because the video feeds will be live from the venue, and you never know what you're going to see going on, because it's all unfiltered, raw video.(no, you don't NEED a webcam yourself to view the Paltalk feeds...just make sure you register now).

If you're at the show, and you take a bunch of photos you can ADD THEM TO YOUR OWN PHOTO GALLERY IN YOUR OWN URL... as long as you REGISTER WITH US

If you missed yesterday's triumphant return to the XM airwaves, you can Download the Show on AUDIBLE and re-live every harsh, mean-spirited remark!

NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt!




CLick the PIC! Order yours today!

Speaking of shirts...



That's NICOLE in a F*CK ME shirt.

Oh, and speaking of NICOLE from FOUNDRY CAMS...



F**king hot, right?

We added a couple new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



American Inventor: Crazy Man and His 'Wheels of Change'

Roselyn Sanchez Strip Club Scene From YELLOW

Farting Preacher - Robert Tilton Returns!

Drunk Club Girls Dancing