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Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

Monday, April 19, 2010

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Sweet Victoria - Stupid Girl

Why do we love sending our ENORMOUS old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because it never ceases to amaze us what the girls can make with a black T-shirt that's three sizes too big.
Brooke and Sweet Victoria, who you have seen in numerous other videos, have tailored their shirts into a makeshift vest and miniskirt, respectively. Neither outfit stays on very long, because... well, why would it?
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Thanks to Jon for the editing.
...and of course, thanks to Sweet Victoria and Brooke for the eye candy.


Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Then, once you've regained some sense of composure head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Sweet Victoria 1-on-1 now!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Get some FRAMING HANLEY online at Amazon now:

Or get some FRAMING HANLEY at iTunes:
Framing Hanley

You can see Sweet Victoria and Brooke in these other FOUNDRY CAMS videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer (w/ LYNCH MOB)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria and Brooke are your 'Addiction' (w/ DOPE and ZAKK WYLDE)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Rocks Out in her STAY COZY shirt (w/ HADES)

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke has Looks, Licks, and a nice set of... (w/ Rob Balducci)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER (w/ HINDER)

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Teacher Punches Student, AC/DC: IRON MAN 2 video, PINK vs BEYONCE? Katy Perry's Hiney, Venus Williams Underwear, Kell





Happy Hump Day, boys and girls. How's about humping a married friend?



Keep your marriage in check and add some adventure to your life, whydontcha?



THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • Screw going to the headmaster's office...




    You throw a snowball at a teacher in Belgium, you're gonna get belted, buddy.




  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

    (but your shitty glare is going to get your neck stepped on, you mousey fuck)





    Katy Perry sure does know how to Dress (WWTDD)





    Venus Williams and her Brown Underwear (Drunken Stepfather)



    Misery Index: Which City Has the Most Depressing Local News (Asylum)



    Blast from the Past: Meriah Nelson (Bullz-Eye)



    Chanelle and the luckiest tennis racquet ever (z0d)



    Squirrel Eats Entire Sandwch (Yep Yep)



    Julia Crown is showing off her no-no spot...which makes us say "yes yes!" (Daily Niner)



    Italian Dad Stabbed Over Playstation (With Leather)



    Nikki Esposito and her Tramp Stamp make us think dirty thoughts (FreakshowPlanet)



    5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows (HEAVY)



    10 Funniest Tweets During The iPad Unveiling (Comedy)



    25 Unique Chocolate Covered Foods (ForkParty)



    Meet The Ladies of Cougar Beach! (Cougar Patrol)


  • whoa, wait a minute... did someone say COUGAR???

    Whatcha waiting for??? hook up with a sophisticated older woman now!




  • I'M SORRY:

    (Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)



  • Whoa Boy...dancing girls in hot pants and IRON MAN costumes?



    It could only be the new AC/DC video for IRON MAN 2. Well, ok... not "Only"...but one of a handful of things.




  • Uhh, was PINK getting catty with BEYONCE on stage in Liverpool?



    We could give a shit. PINK has a nice hiney though.




  • Blond, super-busty PLAYBOY babe Kelly Princeton is exploding out of her purple bra:



    It's what she does after the bra is off that is distracting the hell out of us.




  • 22 year-old Jenna Presley will stop you dead in your tracks:



    ...and that's just a tease... check out the full, uncut touchy-feely goodness.




  • The lovely Brooke Williams is one of PLAYBOY's Sexy Wives:



    We are infinitely jealous of her husband. Lucky fucker.




  • Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






    Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!




  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.



  • Friday, November 20, 2009

    Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five Finger Death Punch Live, Lots o' Links, Krisztina Sereny, Hot Cougar Arlene Baxter

  • It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

    So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

  • and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

    He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.
  • THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

    Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.


  • When simply hitting the target isn't enough... you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

    It's for umm... home defense. Yeah, right.


  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)


    Kate Hudson isn't wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
    ...and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

    Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

    Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

    Jennifer Dark has very dark hair...but not much of it (Daily Niner)

    Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

    Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

    5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

    MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

    The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

    Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today's Big Thing)

    Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

    The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

    Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

    Great 90's Movie Soundtracks: "Pretty Woman"(Ice ICe Babies)

  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

  • Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

    Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

  • We don't usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

    Awful name. Great body. Can't win 'em all.

  • From babes to bands, let's check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

    "Burn it Down" LIVE at the Pavilion.

  • ...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

    Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love... especially the well-maintained ones.
  • WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

    What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!

  • Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

    We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

    GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

  • (and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

  • Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

    Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
    Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps - Naked
    World's Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
    Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
    FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Burn It Down' LIVE in Texas
    Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath


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    Zannel: FoundryMusic
    Facebook: FoundryMusic
    Posterous: FOUNDRY
    Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)
    MySpace: FoundryMusic
    NING: FoundryMusic
    FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
    Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
    LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

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    Thursday, November 19, 2009

    Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love, Veronica Zemanova, Yurizan Beltran and Arianna Sinn

    THAT's TERRIBLE:

  • We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

    Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass...neck...and everything in between.


  • THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
    (Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)


    Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
    ...and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

    Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

    The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

    August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

    Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

    Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

    The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

    Employee Manuals...Probably (College Humor)

    User's Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

    Everything You Don't Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

    Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

    Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

    A Review of the Food at a Local Arby's(FunnyCrave)

  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

  • Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

    The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

  • It's a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

    Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

  • From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

    We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

  • and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL's "Rebel Yell" (decent sound quality, too!):

    We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

  • ...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to 'Sweet Yurizan' Beltran:

    Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

  • Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

    We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

    GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

  • (and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

  • Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

    DOPE: "Rebel Yell" LIVE in Minnesota
    Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
    BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
    Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
    Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
    Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs


  • These are some of the many social networking programs we're linked up with, so JOIN US, won't you?

    Zannel: FoundryMusic
    Facebook: FoundryMusic
    Posterous: FOUNDRY
    Twitter: FoundryMusic (you can get updates to your cell phone here as well)
    MySpace: FoundryMusic
    NING: FoundryMusic
    FRIEND FEED: FoundryMusic
    Break.com: NSFW videos (we put all the dirty vids in one location)
    LiveVideo: FoundryMusic (updated daily)

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