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It's hump day! You know what that means, right? find three willing young ladies (attached, unattached, doesn't matter):
...and bring them to a classy joint, so you can see them show off their outstanding.... wait, what were we saying? Sorry. Got totally derailed there for a second. Hineys do that.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
This CCTV footage from Argentina captured the most avoidable...accident...ever.
Honestly, how did the guy on the bike NOT see that coming?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lindsay Lohan's Nails May Be In Contempt Of Court (WWTDD)
*sob* we may never get to see Lindsay play an armless, legless stripper ever again...*weep*.
Which grasping-onto-fame-any-which-way-she-can MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)
Don't think too hard, kids...it's not like her Homemade Sex Video hasn't been featured everywhere in the past few months... yeah, it's kind of obvious.
A Nerd’s Guide To Dating (HEAVY)
Darenzia... Weird Name. Nice Boobs! (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)
Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)
Dave Chappelle Grounds Plane; Refuses to Poop like a Poor Person (FilmDrunk)
Ashley Kirk. No relation to the captain. Get it? Captain kirk? Echh (Dailyniner)
Wrist-Mounted Flamethrower? Flame On! (GammaSquad)
Ashley is very nude and showing off her no-no spot (z0d)
Calise Hawkins Meets Ron Jeremy (FunnyCrave)
Rusty Kuntz Sound like a funny name? Here are more funny sport names (Campus Socialite)
Ten Hot Hollywood Women That Aged Horribly (Gunaxin)
Wedding Photographer Fail! (Video Gone Viral)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
The guys in ANTHRAX are all from New York, and here they are playing "Indians" To a bunch of Greeks in Athens:
Anyone else feel like they need a geography lesson? No? Just us. Yeah, we're idiots.
Can you believe the guys in LIFE OF AGONY have been around for 20 years?
Well, apparentl, because this show (above) was filmed for the Band's 20th Anniversary CD/DVD release.
His name is Ed Alleyne-Johnson, and he plays electric violin on the streets of England:
Little did we know, Ed has a BUNCH of CD's already released (and being the addicts we are, we bought all of them).
From Rock to Raunch, let's introduce you to a few friends...
This beautiful brunette is Award Winning Adult Starlet Tori Black:
...and this is only a snippet of BIG WET ASSES 16 - which you can see On Demand NOW
Speaking of beautiful brunettes, let's all have a look-see at BumbleGirls beauty Nicole Graves:
The woman can't go more than 30 seconds without feeling herself up and with a body like this, who could blame her? Hell, we'd be lucky to make it FIVE seconds.
Iconic web centerfold Nikki Sims (aka Next Door Nikki) is wearing her lucky shirt:
What's so Lucky about it, you ask? It gets to touch her 34DD's... and you don't. Well, neither do we for that matter.
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It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.
Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.
Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.THAT's TERRIBLE:Don't worry mister motorcycle man, that STOP sign doesn't apply to you:
...unless there's another motorcycle man on the other side of the intersection.THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)
Aubrey O'Day and Holly Madison Go Topless in Vegas (Drunken Stepfather)... and here's Holly Madison Getting naked on film!
Saantha Ryan Can't stop touching herself (Daily Niner)
Glamor Girl: Reagen (Bullz-Eye)
Cindy Hope...Hopes there's no one looking in her backyard with a telescope (z0d)
Five supplies you should steal from work (Illuminati)
Naughty Schoolgirl Ashlyn Page messes up the library (Freakshow Planet)
“I’m with Stupid” – Cartoon Edition (Gunaxin)
Signs you are trick-or-treating at a swinger's house (Illuminati)
A Definitive Guide To Combovers (Yep Yep)
Nicole Eggert is...Chubby! Nooooooo! (Don Chavez)
Legend of Neil, Season 2, Ep. 5 (atom) YouTube’s 5 Best Parkour Fails (Nextround)The 10 Hottest Celebrity Sports Wives and Girlfriends (Bleacher Report)This Week In Clothed Animal Commericals (Warming Glow)I'M SORRY:(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)Busty Russian beauty Merilyn Sakova can't seem to find clothes that fit:
Well, she CAN. She just chooses to wear tiny bikinis. We don't mind one bit.Russian babes are the flavor of the day, and Honey is finger-licking good:
Honey is also about to get DP'ed by two gentlemen, so we hope she has lots o' lube.While AEROSMITH takes a li'l break, Mr Joe Perry is rocking the solo gigs, like this one in Plymouth, Mass:
Walk This Way, fuckstick.The Prince of Fucking Darkness, OZZY OSBOURNE will be the focus of a new documentary, produced by his son, Jack:
Newly sober, and reflective as hell. He's Ozzy, bitches.Boobies and milk! It's Anya from Polish Busty washing her milk jugs in a bathtub full of ...milk:
Why even bother with clothes?Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:
CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!(and now to recap... for the people with the attention span of sparrows. US included.)Hold off on sleeping with your friend's wife and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:
OZZY OSBOURNE - 'Wreckage Of My Past' - Trailer
Hot Russian Blond Babe Honey Shows Off Her Tight Body
Double Motorcycle Collision at Intersection
Anya Washes Her Massive Boobs In Milk
JOE PERRY PROJECT: 'Walk This Way' LIVE in Plymouth, MA
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