Horse in a Car, Whores in a House, TRONS in a movie, ALICE COOPER in a Shitty Movie, ANTHRAX in a Mosh, Aria Giovanni in a Bikini, Mya Fox Shows her Ass some TV

You know, being flown all over the country being told you're an impresssive S.O.B. gives you time to reflect on all of the lonely MILFs you're going to reconnect with when you get home...

her husband is being flown all over the country too... She's home. She's lonely. She's what we'd call 'Available'. Get rid of that conscience!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But your sense of aim really sucks. How hard IS it to blow your brains out when you're drunk?)

How much horse poo can fill up the back seat of a Kansas shit-box?

Just ask Jerry. He knows intimately how much.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

What's better than TRON?

TRON: LEGACY, of course...with exploding, flying, and digitally-aging TRONs!

...and you can already order TRON: LEGACY on Blu-Ray....ain't THAT swell?
Of course you can still get The original TRON in case you weren't alive in the 80's



Eva Mendes playing with a dick-shaped Muppet still gives us bonerz (Drunken Stepfather)

Then again, Everything Eva Mendes does gives us bonerz...and there ain't a damn thing wrong with that

Marie McCray makes us dislike Redheads even more. Holy Crap she's HOT (FreakShow Planet)

Capri Anderson is wet and naked. Perhaps we should hand her a towel. No? Yeah, you're right. Stay nude (z0d)

Ancilla Tilia from PLAYBOY looks like that teacher you always wanted to bang...or maybe you DID. (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Someday... Love will find you... break those chains that...oh wait, no it won't, asshole.)

Those aging thrashers in ANTHRAX were in Santiago, Chile in front of one of the biggest Mosh pits you have ever seen:

ANTHRAX is out promoting Metallica/Slayer/Megadeth/Anthrax: The Big 4 - Live from Sofia, Bulgaria, which WE just ordered because we can't wait to see if this show is ever going to come to the U.S.

and you're waiting for what, exactly? ORDER IT NOW!.

In 1984, ALICE COOPER made a piece-of-shit horror film called MONSTER DOG:

in this interview with Spain's 'Rock Metal TV', Cooper explains how absolutely wonderful the experience was.

And you haven't picked up MONSTER DOG yet WHY???

Metal, Horror Movies...and BOOBIES!

How fast can ARIA GIOVANNI peel off a pink bikini?

Umm, honestly? NOT FAST ENOUGH, DAMMIT!!!

Young 18 year-old Mya Fox is showing her big ass some of her big ass TV set.

She's really 22, but you can suspend disbelief for a while, can't you? and why is she showing a bunch of TV to her ass anyway? Because she wants her ass to stay up on current events, dammit!

Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) and his funk-rock band, CHAD SMITH's BOMBASTIC MEATBATS (Jeff Kollman, Kevin Chown, Ed Roth, and of course, Chad Smith) just dropped a new album titled 'More Meat' and they were saintly enough to give us the track "The Gunboat is On!"... we thought it only appropriate to have our own brown-haired, brown-eyed, BISEXUAL FOUDNRY CAMS babe Natasha do up a video for them. What you see here, folks, is the fruits of that



Click Natasha's Nicely-formed Hiney. then regain your composure and click on on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Natasha LIVE...and Naked... (YOU naked, HER naked, it's all good)
Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Natasha LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW, JIM NORTON ON DVD, SOUND BYTE CONTEST CONTINUES, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

Greetings and flatulations, boys and girls. It's a beautiful weekend (where WE are, that is) and instead of enjoying the sunlight, we're...inside...updating...a website. Oof. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, you can download it online from AUDIBLE:



DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/12/07 (Jerry Springer, Mike Rowe, Steve Carell, Chazz Palminterri!)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/11/07 (Ralphie May Gets Abused)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/10/07 (Pat Cooper Returns and takes over ths show)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/09/07 (Logan Levkoff the sex expert)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/08/07 (Doug Stanhope and Dr. Adam Cox)

Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what you can get online now:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

And Speaking of JIM NORTON (Yeah, segue that sucker), if you missed his Monster Rain special on HBO, have no fear, because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have Some great new boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Savannah Jane (she kind of looks like Dee Snider with tits, doesn't she?)

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Monday's sound is 30 ROCK - 'Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

And now let's look at some boobies...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Alicia sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There are some new bits and pieces in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy British Emily Shows You How To Iron a Shirt

Cindy Phillips Flexes Her Huge Body

Man Freaks Out and Trashes His Laptop In A Coffee Shop

Denise Milani Bikini Photo Shoot


Cindy Phillips Flexes In A Bikini

Snoop Dogg Roasts Flava Flav

Sexy Tanya Strips Down To Her Thong

College Rommate Busted Beating Off

Home Trashed After Craigslist Hoax

Model Falls Through Hole In Runway

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:



Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)

MySpace: FoundryMusic

FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Twitter: FoundryMusic

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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, JIM NORTON ON DVD, SOUND BYTE CONTEST CONTINUES, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

It's a chilly weekend here on the east coast of the United States, so what better excuse could we possibly find for isolating ourselves in the office and working on the website, right? (and if it's sunny and warm where you are... send plane ticket ASAP... first class, if you don't mind).

Sooooo, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, go into the garage, and smack yourself in the crotch with a rubber mallet. No, wait...sorry. You can DOWNLOAD them online via AUDIBLE:





DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/12/07 (Mark Wahlberg, Pat Duffy Prostate Exam!)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/11/07 (Marc Maron visits)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/10/07 (Rich Vos in studio)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/09/07 (Patrice Oneal In Studio)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/08/07 (Louis CK in studio)

Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

And Speaking of JIM NORTON (I'm just a segue monster today), if you missed his Monster Rain special on HBO last night, have no fear, because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:



Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Let's see...what else is going on? Oh I know... check out the latest batch of thought-provoking videos we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



2 Sexy Blondes Topless and Kissing On The Tour Bus

Busty Karen the Firefighter

J.C.V.D. - The Jean-Claude Van Damme Fake Biopic Teaser

Melanie Walsh Loses Her Shirt...and Her Skirt!

Penelope Strips out Of Her School Uniform

Girl Flip Goes Horribly Wrong

Summer Cummings Plays with her Huge Boobs

New York Councilman James S. Oddo Flips Out on a Norwegian Comedian

Rock Buggy Rolls Down Hill

Adam Fulara Plays Bach on A double-neck Washburn Guitar

Japanese Woman Makes Fart Noises With Her Boobs

MS PAINT - The New Killer App

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am on Monday (tomorrow) for the sound of the day

2. Monday's sound is Master Po - USH!


3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA


4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

And now let's look at some boobies...

(Check out what the lovely Hannah is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Sasha sent us:





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

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