Your mom on a Lamborghini, Making money like a Rock Star, OZZY vs Ghoul Attorney, Kim Kardashian's Arse (again), New DEF LEPPARD single, Mary Carey

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Holiday affairs, When Otters Attack, Acoustic Gnarls Barkley, Richie Kotzen and Old School Def Leppard, Brea Lynn, Justene Jaro and LOTS of Gisele

Weekend in detention, eh? I'll betcha we can think of a thousand different scandalous acts of adultery you could have been committing with that hot MILF teacher of yours:

So what if she's married? Teachers are at school to help students, and in our opinion, nothing is more effective than a little touchy-feely

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Who knew otters were so vicious?

Evidently not this 19 year-old from Boca Raton, Florida... He got his ass bitten by one pissed-off otter with rabies.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jennifer Aniston loves showing off that body of hers (Drunken Stepfather)

Does she REALLY? She SURE does. That gal Jennifer LOVES getting naked

Bullz-Eye.com Holiday Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)

15 Hot Chicks Working Out (Top Cultured)

Tiffany Brookes looks awfully spiffy in a top hat. (FreakShow Planet)

Abbey Brookes is one Penthouse Pet who doesn't mind showing off ALL of her no-no spots at once (z0d)

Robyn TrueLove...probably using a fake name... probably (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

His name is DON ROSS ...and he's a Canadian who can play GNARLS BARKLEY like no one we have ever seen:

One guy. One Guitar. Crazy, right? Right.

What's this? Rainbow shirts & a Drummer with 2 arms?

It's DEF LEPPARD... in 1979.

Why is it that RICHIE KOTZEN never caught on as a pop musician?


Could it be that his last name literally means "Puke" in German? Perhaps...

From amazing musicians, we drift on over to amazing bodies

Busty beautiful, and now blond Brea Lynn is no stranger to taking her shirt off:

Sweaters are so constricting when it comes to diddling, don't you agree? off with you, vile sweater!... and watch the most wonderful video ever.

This scantily-clad bikini babe is Justine Jaro, and she stinks at washing cars:

But we're not entirely sure car-washing was the point of this clip. What says you, eh Chester?

Our buddy Gisele is naked, in the shower, rubbing oil all over herself:

Not to nit-pick, but doesn't the oiling come AFTER the showering? Eh, we dunno. We love Gisele. You should too.

Speaking of Gisele...

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, CREED REUNION and new music videos, Mean Pranks, Nose Picking Oddballs, New Babe Videos

Let's stay classy and kick off this Tuesday with some...tits.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Lina Paige and Sammie Spades:






RateMyWOW: Lina Paige

RateMyWOW: Sammie Spades

This is the thermostat in the office. Nice, eh?



That's it. We're moving into an air-conditioned motel room...and we're bringing our married assistant. She's a goer.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This could be the meanest wake-up prank we have EVER witnessed on video...



This chick is going to feel this for a week...or three.

(this body belongs to... ?)

Damn. Someone's keeping herself fit.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on the CREED reunion, TINTED WINDOWS, NOFX, NEW FOUND GLORY and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

CREED Summer tour coming soon! (yeah, We knew about it MONTHS ago. Yeah, we agreed to keep our mouths shut. Oh well)




(speaking of music, check out this goodness)

The guys in SHINEDOWN performed acoustic in New York City earlier this month...



Not bad for a bunch of hayseeds from Jacksonville, right?

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE are doing CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL

CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

The lovely Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS is once again making us drool profusely.

(and as long as we're talking about the cam babes...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:





CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO





And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!



Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:



FoundryMusic

c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC

PO Box 257

Millington, NJ

07946

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX



...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SHINEDOWN: 'Second Chance' LIVE at J&R Music World in NYC

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Topless In Blue Lingerie

Chinese Woman Picking Her Nose on A Bus

Rachel Sexton Peels a Banana With Her Feet

Meanest...Wake-Up Prank... Ever

I'M SORRY:

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Monday Links: Watch out for Swine Flu, New Music Videos and Headlines, New DVD reviews, Gum-Flapping Porn Chicks, New Babe Videos

Spent some time in traffic in rural PA over the weekend...

the motel room was straight out of PSYCHO... We think we brought home swine flu.

Going outside sucks. That's why we fully endorse staying in an air-conditioned room and fornicating with the married gal down the road...just remember to wear galoshes.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know, Kayden Kross is sexy as hell...

But the girl has GOT to learn when to shut up.

(Saaay, look who's back!)

It's your favorite emotionless shape...Michael Myers from Rob Zombie's H2: Halloween 2.

New Music Headlines: Get the latest on PAPA ROACH, TINTED WINDOWS, NOFX, NEW FOUND GLORY and more in our Massive Music Headline Archive

(speaking of music, lookee what WE found)

M. Shadows from AVENGED SEVENFOLD joined STEEL PANTHER on stage in Vegas...

Somewhere in that mess, "Sweet Child O' Mine" is happening...

...and then we found TAYLOR SWIFT rocking out with DEF LEPPARD in Vegas...

They're doing "Photograph" on CMT Crossroads

(While we're on the music subject, the boys in MÖTLEY CRÜE have announced CRÜE FEST 2 - coming this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because the two often do go together)

What the hell is up with MARY CAREY's teeth?

Maybe we're just beeing judgemental dicks... thanks to our boys at Drunken Stepfather

Our favorite Spanish-Egyptian Alexa Loren is a topless cowgirl.

(Speaking of TOPLESS...)

This ravishing Romanian is Regina Ice and that top isn't going to stay on for long.

Check out our review of This Ain't The Munsters XXX

...as well as many other wonderful titles in our ADULT REVIEW SECTION

(and then if we could have your attention over here for a sec...)

Our own Jesse Jo and Tori from FOUNDRY CAMS are naughty nurses shaking it to "Flatline" by DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED:

CLICK THE PIC TO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO


And of course, after your pulse gets back to normal, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Jesse Jo and Tori LIVE on cam!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

If you can stop fooling around with your neighbor's daughter for a few minutes, check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

Roxy Panther Gets Topless Outside
Kayden Kross Discusses Peeing and Baby Wipes
Regina Ice Slow and Sexy Striptease
STEEL PANTHER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD singer: 'Sweet Child O Mine' LIVE in Las Vegas
Jelena Jensen Strips out of her fishnet dress and thong
DEF LEPPARD and TAYLOR SWIFT - 'Photograph' LIVE on CMT Crossroads
Topless Cowgirl Alexa Loren
H2 - Halloween 2 - Trailer

I'M SORRY:

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