Lonely MILF goes shopping, Arm-Farting Old Man, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN - New Trailer, BATMAN: Arkham City Trailer, WINGER in Brazil, Ripper Owens in Quebec, Shyla Styez & Alexis Texas

Bored? Lonely? Don't look at us, we're out-of-shape and introverted There IS however a woman in your neighborhood who is just waiting for you though:

She could be at the mall... aor at the supermarket... antsy for you to introduce yourself.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your general state of health, you elephant. There's a busy highway. Go for a walk.)

Never underestimate the hilarity of an old Iranian man arm-farting:

He could be Armenian...but that's missing the point entirely. Just watch the damn video.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

You will not miss Orlando Bloom or Kiera Knightley in the new PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film, On Stranger Tides:

The trailer hit the web the other day and this franchise is going to make another Gazillion dollars from the looks of it.

Speaking of cool ass trailers, have you seen this preview for the game Batman: Arkham City yet?

Whaddya mean, 'no'? Click it, fool!.

What does Katie Price look so pissed off about? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh how silly... WE know... she had to be reminded of the sex video she made when she was younger... cuz you know, she tends to forget.

Your Ultimate Gamer's Gift Guide (the Bachelor Guy)

2011 DODGE CHARGER: A Review (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Cassie Walton is way too hot for that bikini... she should remove it. Oh look! (FreakShow Planet)

Theo. Guy's name...her body is ALL...WOMAN (z0d)

Jana Jordan wore an itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie, red polka-dot bikini... but not for long (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you think you have a soul in that bloated body of yours. It's long gone, sweetness.)

Hey! You...over there! Remember the band WINGER??

...They're HUGE!... in Brazil.

Keeping with the obscure, but somewhat-still-relevant, Tim 'Ripper' Owens brought his kids up on stage during a show in Quebec:

To deviate from the set a little, they knocked out some classic AC/DC with "T.N.T." for those Canadian savages (kidding!)

OK, onto the boobies (we know whatcha want)...

Blond, busty and totally filthy Shyla Stylez is barely stuffed into her nurse outfit:

She's out of it completely and getting ravaged in Wet Dreams Cum True 6 - On Demand Now ... Don't act all shocked. You knew where that clip was headed.

Ass-tacular Alexis Texas is showing off her hiney in a pink thong:

...and then getting it packed full of protein in Apple Bottomz 4 - On Demand Right now.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Runaway Crane vs. Police Car, Robust Redneck vs. POISON song, ALICE in CHAINS in NYC, OZZY in Italy, Ripper Owens in Tiny Clubs, The POODLES in tight pants, Sasha Grey topless montage, Big boob-fest with Shay Laren, Ava Addams, Leanne Crow, Jelena Jensen

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Runaway Crane + Minivan + Bus + Police Cruiser = Big Ass Mess:

There was broken glass and pointy things everywhere. Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?

A robust young, West Virginia Redneck belts out his version of POISON's 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn':

Somewhere, in the back of a tour bus, Bret Michaels is watching this and weeping. We know, because we sent it to the fucker.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Celebrity Flat Ass In Jeans Alert - Oh WHO could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, here's a clue: she doesn't show her can often *Cough* KNOCKED UP *cough*, but when she DOES... ooga booga.

Christiano Ronaldo's Girlfriend Is A 10 (Banned In Hollywood)

25 Awesome Things Made Out of Beer Cans (Maxim)

Anna Lynn Cruz cruises right out of her lingerie, showing off her outstanding Latina loveliness (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Wrenna Monet (Bullz-Eye)

Rare Footage of Kobe Bryant in High School Scoring 43 Points (The Hoop Doctors)

Mandy Lee steps into the tub and sheds her pesky, cumbersome bikini (z0d)

Possibly The Worlds Most Dangerous Theme Park (DJMICK)

If you woke up next to Susie Addison every morning, you'd never get out of bed. Ever. (Dailyniner)

9 Types of Fans You WILL Find at a Tailgate (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Outlandish Wall Street Indulgences (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those nice boys in ALICE IN CHAINS played Madison Square Garden the other night:

William DuVall's afro was visible from the nosebleed section, incidentally. you can catch Alice In chains on the BLACKDIAMONDSKYE tour with MASTODON and DEFTONES.

Our longtime pal OZZY OSBOURNE is on tour for the next 18 months:

No wonder he yells at his fans so much; the man is overworked and C R A N K Y.

Tim 'Ripper' Owens was plucked out of obscurity to front JUDAS PRIEST:

...and then Rob Halford rejoined the band and Ripper is playing clubs with really low ceilings in Austria.

So, you want to wear tight pants, makeup, and rock out with your cock out? You're probably going to have to move to Sweden to do it:

THE POODLES are living proof that you can still be a glam-rocking dickbag... in Sweden.

From Rock, we segue right to Racks...

Despite her brief detour into mainstream acting, we'll always know SASHA GREY for her day job:

That girl sure can take a pounding... see for yourself... on demand, fools!!

Naturally-big-breasted Ava Addams and Jelena Jensen are groping one another fiercely:

There's nothing like busty women groping one another to throw off a creepy cameraman. You should see what happened next... that God Frenchy shut up.

Keeping with the big-ass-boobs theme, buxom Shay Laren is allergic to gold fabric. Her bikini happens to made of...Gold fabric:

We don't want Shay getting all itchy so ... guess which article of clothing Shay parted ways with?

As if we haven't already given you more boobies than you deserve, Leanne Crow and her Giant Juggs are sitting in an awful egg-shaped chair:

The only thing that could possibly improve this clip is a whole lot of bosom juggling...which fortunately for you, Leanne does. All girl with H-cup boobs should be required by law to juggle their bosoms.

...and that, kids... is the end of today's information-filled update....

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FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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Thursday Links: Pickup Truck Rollover, Lots of Link Love, MR BIG and RIPPER OWENS live, Gianna Michaels, Jelena Jensen, Taylor Vixen, and Christine Mendoza

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Burnouts with your new Dodge Pickup can be fun:

Unless you don't know what the fuck you're doing, and you flip the fucker over.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your smartass mouth is getting annoying and old, so do us all a favor and be quiet for a change)

A New Way For College Kids To Make Money (no fellatio required)

Eva Longoria nipple slip in a magazine (Drunken Stepfather)

Cindy Velmon is...is...WOWEE. (Daily Niner)

HALO 3 Game Review (Bullz-Eye)

Playboy's Micaela Bartolome is the kind of girl you can take home to mom. If your mom is a porn star. (z0d)

10 completely random (yet great) Top 10 sports lists (Yard Barker)

Heather Carolin has two first names...and two really nice boobies (Freakshow Planet)

Video Guide: How to Make Fun Of Barack Obama (Apoliticus)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

The BLT Kama Sutra (Dave & Thomas)

CycleSnatch… because let’s face it… sex sells! (DJMICK)

20 stupid things to do on the office dry erase board (The Minimum Rage)

Important Breaking News: Cats In Wigs! (Warming Glow)

The Best Of The Fake Twitter Accounts (atom)

100 greatest internet videos in 3 minutes (College HUmor)

The 50 best video games of the 2000s (I Heart Chaos)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get to look at is your own. In the mirror. When you're popping butt zits)

This alluring brunette beauty is Taylor Vixen, and she's getting naked.

She's from Texas. Girls from Texas enjoy being naked. So we hear.

Our favorite Filipina Christine Mendoza objects to her pajamas.

We do too. Off with you, awful pajamas! You're in the way of Christine's boobies.

Tim 'Ripper' Owens, who was in JUDAS PRIEST and ICED EARTH for a while jammed some old-school Priest with Sin City Sinners in Vegas:

Ripper's new disc, Play My Game is out now!

Those wacky talented guys in MR. BIG played "Addicted to that Rush" (among plenty of other songs) in Munich:

The band's new live CD/DVD Back to Budokan comes out later this month.

And back to lots of boobies, Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen get nipple-to-nipple in this nifty video:

Affectionate girls make us feel so warm and fuzzy.

Our buxom brunette beauty Sweet Victoria from FOUNDRY CAMS covers herself in the tightest outfit possible, and rocks out with LYNCH MOB:

QUICK! CLICK ON SWEET VIC...TORIA, that is.

(and now to recap... for the people with the retention ability of gnats. That means us, too.)

Before you head off to the motel to bang your married co-worker, take five minutes and see we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

MR BIG: 'Addicted To That Rush' LIVE in Munich
Taylor Vixen Takes Off Her Red Lingerie
Pickup Truck Burnout Goes Wrong
Christine Mendoza Slips out of her Pajamas
Tim 'Ripper' Owens and Sin City Sinners: 'Living After Midnight' LIVE in Las Vegas
Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen Get Nipple-to-Nipple

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