Monday Links: Tumbling Drunk soccer Fan, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Kim Kardashian has skills, Shauna Sand is Wax, CINDERELLA and ALICE IN CHAINS live, K

So, uhh... how was the weekend? Did you spend some time with a few gals and a riding crop?



If the answer is 'yes', then congrats! You've officially graduated into adulthood. Come get your shiny nickel. Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)

He's Brazilian, he's at a soccer match, he's sitting on a ledge, and he's REALLY drunk:




This is SOOOO not going to end well.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MONA and JACKI SAWYER:





RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER

RateMyWOW: MONA

Shauna Sand looks a wax statue in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)



Hopefully she can sell enough copies of her sex tape to keep paying the Formaldehyde bill.





How did Kim Kardashian Get So famous? (WWTDD)



Ehh, in case that photo above is too subtle... we'll just spell it out for you and link to the sex tape she released a few years ago... See, she's a "celebrity".



Disney Discriminates Against Busty Sluts (FilmDrunk)



Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)



Penthouse Pet Yurizan Beltran has big, beautiful boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



15 Funniest Foreigners On TV (Comedy)



Tarra White is quite the dish...and naked (z0d)



Señor Chang's Rap (Dave and Thomas)



Shay Laren and her boobs put all other women to shame (Dailyniner)



Bar Refaeli puts on a smokeshow for Elle magazine (Guyism)



Alcoholic Slide - like the Electic Slide, only drunker (College Humor)



6 Television Mashups That Need to Happen (FunnyCrave)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)

After three years of vocal rehabilitation, Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA still sounds like he's singing through a cheese grater.



Which is probably a compliment, considering that's how he's always sounded.

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is what their stop in Montreal looked like:



Layne Staley made a guest appearance. Oh shit, wait...no he didn't. HE's dead.

From big guitars to big booty...

Sexy young adult starlet Kimberly Kane got her butt all oiled up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Kimberly Kane clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Oooh look! Another Kimberly! Kimberly Rogers is the most beautiful gal in the neighborhood:



Of course, you won't find Mr. Rogers here....

Well hello there, guy's name! Beautiful Billy is from the Czech Republic:



and while she might have a name more commonly associated with a fella, she's ALL woman.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

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