Monday Links: Potato Gun Mishap, New IRON MAN 2 Trailer, Bar Rafaeli is Important, Mystery Cleavage, Juliette Lewis does AC/DC, Brad Paisley falls

Happy Monday! Did you stay up to watch the Oscars last night, or were you in bed with a married friend?



If you were, it's totally cool... God made TiVo so you could fool around.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Potato Gun = Fun. Black Powder = Dangerous...




Potato Gun + Black Powder = Ka-Blooey.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Geek alert! Geek alert! There's a new trailer online for IRON MAN 2:



It's OK to froth at the mouth in nerdy anticipation. IRON MAN rules.

Whose Academy Award-winning cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



you could guess, but why not just have us ruin it for you by showing you all of her nude scenes





Bar Refaeli is Historically Important (WWTDD)



DVD Review: Up In The Air (Bullz-Eye)



Charlie Lane is our kind of Angel. Get it? cuz..Charlie's Angels? Eh? (FreakshowPlanet)



Why Men Always Quote Movies (The Campus Throne)



Playboy's Nikki Gentry...getry disrobes in front of the fire (z0d)



Zach Galifianakis Drops By The Set and Shaves his Beard (Dave and Thomas)



Kayden Kross is a Kross between beautiful and super-beautiful (Dailyniner)



101 Observations About the 82nd Annual Academy Awards (FunnyCrave)



The Story Behind the Crazy Kanye Lady (Film Drunk)



A Town Called Panic (atom)



Top 5 Buzzer Beaters This Week in NCAA Hoops [Vids] (Ball Hype)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

Saaaay, did you see BRAD PAISLEY fall on his face the other day?



He's not injured (well, thank GOD for that)... just seriously embarrassed.

In 1992, Juliette Lewis is nominated for an Oscar...



Now, she's singing AC/DC covers at a pre-Oscars party. Meh, let's go look at her boobies

If you don't know who Jaime Hammer is...you've probably been in a cave for the last few years:



Because, you know... Jaime Hammer has been on the cover of almost EVERY mens magazines.

Speaking of Sexy-as-hell Twistys babes... say hi to Sydney Moon:



She's blond. She's busty. Her underwear is itchy. It's got to come off. Poor gal.

Everyone say "Herro" to busty cutie Annie Lee!



If this is a little too tame, then check out the uncensored pics and videos of Annie Lee... because she's a dirty dirty little lady.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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