Thursday Links: Drunk Weed Wacking, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Guess the cleavage, Sandra Bullock is out! Axl Rose & Dave Mustaine Hissy Fits, Julia Ann'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

He's in a vineyard...he's drunk...and he's got a weed wacker:




Not the brightest of gentlemen, wouldn't you say?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Daria Glower:





RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

Now whose shirt could we possibly be looking down in THIS photo? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: she likes using body doubles...a lot.





Sandra Bullock has moved out of her LA Home (WWTDD)



Gee golly whiz...look at all the trouble one little tattooed woman caused.



Former 'Manhattan Madam' Runs for Governor, Reveals She's Pro-Bestiality (Gunaxin)



...and how does the 'Manhattan Madam' stay in shape? she has the bestest fitness expert ever, that's how! (MuscleSorority)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Playboy Playmate Adeanna Cooke Heats Up The Lens in this photo shoot (FreakshowPlanet)



Marriage is a Bitch (Dave and Thomas)



Plaboy Babe Charis Boyle and Her Big Oiled-up boobs (z0d)



GSP's Training Workout (AskMen)



Gianna Michaels Loves Her Boobs so much, she can't stop playing with them (Dailyniner)



TLC's Top 5 Most Disturbing Series (UPROXX)



Interview Tips to Get (almost) Any Job (The Campus Throne)



March Madness Girl...sucks (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!! Axl Rose gets whacked in the chest with a bottle, and the GUNS N' ROSES concert grinds to a halt.



We'll hand it to Axl for remaining semi-cool on this one.

When in doubt & the PA system craps out, run on stage & verbally thrash the promoter.



Then YOU can be just like Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH ... cuz he did that in Baltimore the other day.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Busty blond slut-bucket Julia Ann is getting her ass lubed up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Wow, it's Alison Angel doing the most taboo act we've ever seen a hot blond piece-of-ass doing;



She's VACUUMING! That's right! Clean that carpet, woman!

Since when did SLOVAKIA become a haven for hotness? Apparently a while ago, because Diana Doll is all Slovakian... and all nekkid:



We're not being critical. If we were that Slovakian and that hot, we'd be naked all the time too.

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