Tuesday Links: Swing Set Faceplant, Pancaked Peugeot, TRON Legacy Trailer, Midgets at the Beach, B.S. Rozlyn Papa Sex Tape, Nashville Pussy in France

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

This young Russian girl wishes she NEVER got on the swings this morning:




and who the hell builds a swingset that goes all the way around in a circle like that?

The driver of this pancaked Peugeot 406 doesn't think there's anything wrong with a one-dimensional vehicle:




except for the fact that opening and closing that driver-side door is probably a real bitch.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The new trailer for TRON LEGACY is online and it's filled with warm, gooey, geeky goodness:



The digital de-aging of Jeff Bridges looks like it's going to be pretty badass. Fucking TRON, maaaaaan!.

Little People Big World Goes to the Beach (Drunken Stepfather)



People with midget fetishes should stop fooling themsleves and watch midget porn...not this TLC stuff.





The Bachelor Sex Tape is Total BS (WWTDD)



But if you're into Blonde girls and black guys...there's plenty of them online to go around.



Girl Next Door: Aubrey Leedy (Bullz-Eye)



Ashley Brookes has Legs and Looks and... well, you know... (FreakshowPlanet)



Get the Girl: Picking up girls at Spring Break/the Beach (The Campus Throne)



Iveta...weird ass name...sexy-as-hell body. Naked. Outside. (z0d)



"One For the Horse": The Birth and Evolution of the Modern Shot Glass (The Bachelor Guy)



Shay Laren and her massive breasts can't wait to get out of that dress (Dailyniner)



Chef makes cheese out of wife's breast milk (Asylum)



The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons (Heavy)



Brooklyn Decker For Bare Necessities (Don Chavez)



Best Buy Manager: Chat Roulette (College Humor)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

They go by the name of NASHVILLE PUSSY:



But they're playing in France. We're SO not good at Geography.

PLAYBOY's Amy Leigh Andrews can't wait to get out of that pesky pink dress



Who needs all that pesky fabric when you can just go Commando. We're with you, Amy.

Priya Anjali Rai is the sexiest Indian woman we have ever seen:



Granted, we don't see that many Indian women... but Priya is by far the sexiest ... one... we have seen.

This fine piece of breastacular blond-ness is Bailey Kline:



Why are we showing you THIS photo? It's the only still-frame resembling "subtle" we could find.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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