Thursday Links: BMW Burnout Fail, Formerly Famous Funbags, Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp??? KISS in a London Nightclub, TRIVIUM digs GOD OF WAR, Vale

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but the way your breath smells IS, so have a mint, whydontya?)

So, uhh... if you're going to be doing donuts with your buddy in his cheesy yellow BMW...




Buckle up, or... fall out and get run over.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





These boobs were famous for five minutes (Drunken Stepfather)



This is going to be tough...considering the only thing you'll remember are her boobs... and maybe a song.





Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair! (no they are NOT) (WWTDD)



Also... Angelina Jolie's Boobs are AMAZING (yes they ARE)



Top Ten Supercars of the Last Decade (Bullz-Eye)



Raylene Richards goes by many names. We just call her 'Bosoms' (FreakshowPlanet)



How to Stay Awake for 72 Hours Straight (The Campus Throne)



Daisy West sends our Peter North... get it? (z0d)



100 pictures of Rachel Reynolds (The Price Is Right/Venus Model & WAG) (Don Chavez)



Kagney Linn Karter... 3 names. 2 huge boobs. (Dailyniner)



Finally, A Fight In Women's B'Ball (With Leather)



The Langugage of Johnny Depp Mash-Up (Moviefone)



Obamourage - We Are So Screwed (atom)



DIE: HARDLY WORKING (College Humor)



30 Pictures of Dogs in Costumes (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you never developed emotionally beyond the age of two. It's OK. It happens. With DOGS, usually)

The guys in TRVIUM released a track exclusively for GOD OF WAR III:



...and that's just a picture of a TV...with GOD OF WAR III on it.

Putting KISS in a tiny club in London...



Is like putting 100 wigs in a 5 wig bag. Get it? Wig reference?

Who knew you could use fishnets for something other than catching mackerel? Crissy Moran figured it out:



Well, for a minute or so. Then she loses the skirt.

Sometimes a gal just has to get free from her itchy bikini...



If your name is Valentina Vaughn then it happens A LOT.

Tired of the same old Barbie doll-looking types? Say hi to DORS FELINE.



Busty, British, Tattooed, Multi-colored hair, alterna-rock girl who isn't the least bit shy. For those of you who need something different.

Busty, blond, BISEXUAL Femme, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, fires up her fantastic body in this new clip with music by George Lynch (ex-DOKKEN) and our buds in LYNCH MOB:







CLICK ON FEMME's BEAUTIFUL BISEXUAL BODY...and have a bib handy

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