Friday Links: Goat Bagpipe, Frozen hair in Alaska, Mystery Cleavage, Lindsay Lohan Looks...umm, Steve Vai is Awesome, Busty MILF Kandi Kox, Mindy Vega

Your cocky neighbor just left for a weekend in Vegas. but his wife is home alone!:



Opportunity is knocking. You gonna answer the door? See? Doesn't she look LONELY??? Go keep her company!.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

An older gentleman takes his obsession with blowing goats a little too far:




We hate bagpipes. We despise goats. Blending the two didn't improve that one bit.

Soooo, you wanted to run outside in -12 degree weather soaking wet to see if your hair would freeze?




Congrats, fella. You have frozen hair...and frostbite...and pneumonia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





whose slightly-famous homewrecking cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Don't think too hard because she's shown those boobs off in nearly every film she's done.





Holy shit. Lindsay looks banged up (WWTDD)



Damn... remember when she used to take her clothes off in movies?.



Interview with "The Most Interesting Man in the World" (Bullz-Eye)



Brendy Leigh is the kind of girl we'd like to lay with...and lay. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



The Edible Bacon Candle. Pork Products Meet Mood Lighting (The Bachelor Guy)



Busty Brea Lynn is busting out of her Boulder Holder (z0d)



Hula-Hooping Never Looked So Good (EGO TV)



Izzy Bella is touching her pretty pink spot (Dailyniner)



Meet Some Real Women Who Love Porn With Starlet Bobbi Starr (Asylum)



James Cameron Says Clash Of The Titans Sucks (FilmDrunk)



Press X To Jason: The Game (Heavy)



Mike Rowe Sneaks Dirty Joke into Sesame Street (Today's Big Thing)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

Why showcase a five month-old video of STEVE VAI?



Because Steve Vai plays guitar better than we do. He's also got a transparent pointy green guitar.

From guitar gods, to "Oh my GOD"...

Busty MILF Kandi Kox is enjoying the luckiest Popsicle EVER:



incidentally, you should see what she did to the lucky fella who came along after she finished the Popsicle.

as long as we're talking breasticles, sexy Czech babe Jannete has 32DD breasts:



and she's not afraid to dangle them around like hefty bags full of pudding...nice image, right?

Now, conversely... Mindy Vega might not have the biggest boobs in the world...



but what she lacks in cup size, she more than makes up for in hotness.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

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