Friday Links: Metalhead Wedding, Pants on fire, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, PREDATORS trailer, Michelle Bombshell Hardcore, Katherine Heigl almost topless

So, it's Friday. How will you spend YOUR weekend? Cooped up at home? or Hooked up with a new married friend looking for love?



Monogamy is for babies. Why do you they call it ADULTERY?? Hmmm?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

Isn't that adorable! A young Turkish couple headbangs their way through their wedding:




And for the honeymoon, they get to pick out matching neck braces!

How does a person make it all the way into his teenage years without learning that gasoline-soaked-jeans + fire = BAD?




Apparently, no one told this genius.

So, uhh... would you blow up your Hollywood marriage for a piece of Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee?



Why, oh why Jesse James, did you bang this chick? ... well, after seeing all the hardcore footage she shot on her webcam, we might understand WHY.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Shione Cooper and Jennifer Rox:





RateMyWOW: SHIONE COOPER

RateMyWOW: JENNIFER ROX

Have you SEEEN the new trailer for PREDATORS???




Hoolleee shit. Looks like Robert Rodriguez may manage to save this dwindling franchise

Kim Kardashian hides her chunky ass well (Drunken Stepfather)



Unless of course Ray J is pumping that ass from behind. Then she's not hiding it all that well..





Katherine Heigl almost lost her top (WWTDD)



What's the big deal? it's not like we haven't seen her tits before... Girls. Can't kill 'em. Can't live around 'em.



Why You Shouldn't Complain About New Facebook Designs (CollegeHumor)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Kylie Ryan will leave you cryin'...for...more...umm. Oof, that was a struggle. (FreakshowPlanet)



2010 NFL Mock Draft Version 1.0 (Scores Report)



Asa Akira is a busty ass-tastica Asian Beauty (z0d)



Hot Tub Time Machine Kicks Some Past (COED Magazine)



Monika Benjar Busts out of her Blue Bikini (Dailyniner)



Chalk It Up To An Angry Protester Losing It (Apoliticus)



Does Your Dog Understand You When You Talk? (Asylum)



20 Moments In Strange Pet Walking (Banned In Hollywood)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

Metal, duuuude! our friends in SHADOWS FALL hooked up with TESTAMENT guitarist Alex Skolnick in Toronto for a cover of "Bark at The Moon".



Umm, that would be "Bark at the Moon" by Mr. OZZY OSBOURNE for those of you who need lessons.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Leggy blond sexy Czech babe Gina is giving the most ineffective washing to this Ferrari:



Something tells us she's not really focusing on the car.

As seen in this scene from PROZAC NATION, when Christina Ricci is naked in movies, the movie is always better:



Christina Ricci Naked = ALWAYS good.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






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